War of The Wikia 6: The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fricking Mean It)

[TheDarkSide857]

Delete Yourself does not affect Majora as it has already been fused. Andross Requiem takes a humanoid form and joins the fusion, and then Savior Absolute stops time, destoys the Delete Yourself engine, and fakes its snapped neck by creating a dummy, moving the mace towards Dark Infinities temple, then moving the mace back to its original spot, and hiding. Dark then notices a wound on his temple.

"Ha! Time to break out the big guns!" I shout as Dark Infinity breaks out of the stopped time and sits in a meditating position. Moments later, a giant red zodiac disk forms and Dark Infinity gets up and slams Savior Absolute around with close-ranged attacks before he throws Savior Absolute into the disk. The disk turns out to be a sacrificial disk and Savior Absolute begins to dissolve.

 

[PublicMinority87]

We do that, and then the stand to shine above the rest appears: Savior Absolute.

Stats: (Dont think this means it is weak, this is GErs stats divided by 0)

Destructive power: None / 0

Developmental Potential: None / 0

Speed: None / 0

Range: None / 0

Precision: None / 0

Durability: None / 0

Now we're ready. Daniel says.

I use Moody Blues to replay what you just deleted. "Wait, remember what I said. Be smart with fusion. Dont use it to solve all your problems." I say

 

[PublicMinority87]

As soon as it seems all hope is lost, Dark Infinity sees a fist through its chest.

Meanwhile, Dark and I handcuffed ourselves together for some reason.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

As soon as it seems all hope is lost, Dark Infinity sees a fist through its chest.

It sighs, returns it to 0, and rips out the fist before ripping it off and using it to impale Savior Absolute.

 

[PublicMinority87]

The return to zero is nulled, as the stand is revealed to be King Crimson Act 4 Ultimate Requiem : The World : Bites the Dust : Love Train Over Heaven

 

[TheDarkSide857]

The return to zero is nulled, as the stand is revealed to be King Crimson Act 4 Ultimate Requiem : The World : Bites the Dust : Love Train Over Heave

"What!? Is Savior Absolute involved in this fusion!?" I yell.

 

[PublicMinority87]

"No, I just gained abilities from D4C, Star Platinum and Killer Queen, obtained requiem, went through 3 acts, and my master is Kars who has ascended to heaven.

(Also while multiple forms of the original Public and Dark arrested and sent into a prison system isnt canon, being handcuffed together is.)

"Dark, why are we handcuffed together?" I ask

 

[TheDarkSide857]

"No, I just gained abilities from D4C, Star Platinum and Killer Queen, obtained requiem, went through 3 acts, and my master is Kars who has ascended to heaven.
(Also while multiple forms of the original Public and Dark arrested and sent into a prison system isnt canon, being handcuffed together is.)

"Dark, why are we handcuffed together?" I ask

"Does that mean you and Savior Absolute didn't fuse?" Dark Infinity responded.

"I don't know. But let's get out of here." I say as I summon a demon wyrm and it eats the handcuffs.

 

[PublicMinority87]

"No, they did, but I only arrived here a few minutes ago." It says, and then uses Epitath to predict being swiped in the neck by the mace, only to grab it, a d punchnthrough it

(The original stand has an E in durability, this one has an F, but it can erase time and see 10 seconds into the future, but only the end results, so that makes up for its lack of durability.)

 

[TheDarkSide857]

"No, they did, but I only arrived here a few minutes ago." It says, and then uses Epitath to predict being swiped in the neck by the mace, only to grab it, a d punchnthrough it
(The original stand has an E in durability, this one has an F, but it can erase time and see 10 seconds into the future, but only the end results, so that makes up for its lack of durability.)

Dark Infinity pulls it back and uses Revenge, absorbing all the damage from the punch and then slamming it into the stand, with the force of its own damage and the damage of the punch combined.

 

[PublicMinority87]

Time was erased, and so, 10 seconds later, Dark Infinity was just using revenge on nothing, and was strucken through the chest again by the stand.

Anyway, Dark and I go to mcdonalds for canonical filler, and, after finishing, fall asleep, and wake up chained to a lead pipe in someones basement. "Dark, avert your eyes, I see where this is going." I say.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Time was erased, and so, 10 seconds later, Dark Infinity was just using revenge on nothing, and was strucken through the chest again by the stand.
Anyway, Dark and I go to mcdonalds for canonical filler, and, after finishing, fall asleep, and wake up chained to a lead pipe in someones basement. "Dark, avert your eyes, I see where this is going." I say.

Dark Infinity uses Revenge again, absorbing the damage and swings around in a circle with combined damage again.

To the part I labeled bold: Shouldn't that be in the "Meanwhile in DarkMinorities Dimension" thread?

 

[MaxForward]

I command Azathoth to make WKH, Stan Lee, and Walt Disney nonexistent in his dream.
Then they're all gone.

Azathoth, you know we created you, and everything else there is.
"Nonsense. We are all Azathoth's dream."

You're just one of us.

 

[MaxForward]

"Bring it on." I say tauntingly. Savior uses a super blast on Baldi Omnipotent.
(It's Dark Infinity now.)

Dark Infinity blocks and then proceeds to break Savior Absolute's neck with his mace.

He counters the mace with his sword.

 

[MaxForward]

lil yeet

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I command Azathoth to make WKH, Stan Lee, and Walt Disney nonexistent in his dream.
Then they're all gone.

Azathoth, you know we created you, and everything else there is.
"Nonsense. We are all Azathoth's dream." You're just one of us.
"Your pitiful nonsense makes me laugh."

 

[TheDarkSide857]

"Bring it on." I say tauntingly.

Savior uses a super blast on Baldi Omnipotent.(It's Dark Infinity now.)
Dark Infinity blocks and then proceeds to break Savior Absolute's neck with his mace.

He counters the mace with his sword.
Dark Infinity summons this\/


Causing the mace to break through and hit Savior.

 

[MaxForward]

"Bring it on." I say tauntingly.Savior uses a super blast on Baldi Omnipotent.(It's Dark Infinity now.)
Dark Infinity blocks and then proceeds to break Savior Absolute's neck with his mace.

He counters the mace with his sword.
Dark Infinity summons this\/


Causing the mace to break through and hit Savior.

Savior uses a force field.

 

[PublicMinority87]

Savior and Darrk Infinity collide, meanwhile, I go to attack Dark. I start shooting Dark with a silenced pistok only for the bullets to be deflected by a 2 meter long shield made of clear pykrete and rubber that prevented Dark from counterattacking and me from attacking. "Behind here you cant attack me but I also cant attack you, and I think I know what you will do next, make me fight an army?" I say.

 

[MaxForward]

Savior and Darrk Infinity collide, meanwhile, I go to attack Dark. I start shooting Dark with a silenced pistok only for the bullets to be deflected by a 2 meter long shield made of clear pykrete and rubber that prevented Dark from counterattacking and me from attacking. "Behind here you cant attack me but I also cant attack you, and I think I know what you will do next, make me fight an army?" I say.

If you do, then we'll be waiting to fight!

 

[TheDarkSide857]

"Bring it on." I say tauntingly.

Savior uses a super blast on Baldi Omnipotent.
(It's Dark Infinity now.)
Dark Infinity blocks and then proceeds to break Savior Absolute's neck with his mace.

He counters the mace with his sword.Dark Infinity summons this\/

Causing the mace to break through and hit Savior.

Savior uses a force field.
"I'm getting tired of these forcefields!" Dark Infinity shouts in frustration as he summons the Delete Yourself Daemon Engine and the forcefield self-destructs.


If you do, then we'll be waiting to fight!
"Maybe I won't... but he will." I say as I gesture to Shazen, now summoning a horde of screaming monstrosities that are charging at Public and Daniel.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I start mowwing down the horde, and me and Daniel eventually leave behind nothing but drops of blood. "Lets do this... Eyes of Heaven style."

 

[MaxForward]

I start mowwing down the horde, and me and Daniel eventually leave behind nothing but drops of blood. "Lets do this... Eyes of Heaven style."

Daniel high-fives Public.

Yeah. Whatever that means. I don't watch JoJo. He says

 

[PublicMinority87]

I grab Shazen, and start using the power of THICC SUCC to succ Shazens blood, then pump that blood back into his body, ignoring how thicc Shazens skin is, and then start xutting my handop, then squirting high pressurized blood at Darks eyes, taking his armor off and throwing a medicine ball at him. "Lets do medicine ball dodgeball... In the dark... With bacon cooking around us, while cement shoots at us. Also without shirts, cause of the bacon." I say, making the most idiotic idea that humanity could ever think of.

 

[MaxForward]

I grab Shazen, and start using the power of THICC SUCC to succ Shazens blood, then pump that blood back into his body, ignoring how thicc Shazens skin is, and then start xutting my handop, then squirting high pressurized blood at Darks eyes, taking his armor off and throwing a medicine ball at him. "Lets do medicine ball dodgeball... In the dark... With bacon cooking around us, while cement shoots at us. Also without shirts, cause of the bacon." I say, making the most idiotic idea that humanity could ever think of.

That's so damn stupid. Skyla says.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I grab Shazen, and start using the power of THICC SUCC to succ Shazens blood, then pump that blood back into his body, ignoring how thicc Shazens skin is, and then start xutting my handop, then squirting high pressurized blood at Darks eyes, taking his armor off and throwing a medicine ball at him. "Lets do medicine ball dodgeball... In the dark... With bacon cooking around us, while cement shoots at us. Also without shirts, cause of the bacon." I say, making the most idiotic idea that humanity could ever think of.

More monstrosities block it from reaching my eyes, put my armor back on, and help me slap Public in the face with the shield while Dark Infinity charges in from behind and makes Public self-destruct with the Delete Yourself Daemon Engine.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I throw a medicine ball at it.

I then take Darks armor off, and part of his skin too, and throw burning bacon grease at it.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I throw a medicine ball at it.

I then take Darks armor off, and part of his skin too, and throw burning bacon grease at it.

I grab my armor back and then cook Public's entrails in bacon grease. Mmmmmmm... delicious!

 

[MaxForward]

I grab my armor back and then cook Public's entrails in bacon grease. Mmmmmmm... delicious!

Daniel grabs a minigun and starts shooting Dark.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I grab my armor back and then cook Public's entrails in bacon grease. Mmmmmmm... delicious!

Daniel grabs a minigun and starts shooting Dark.

I block with a cruise-ship-sized machine gun and then blow Daniel to tiny little bits.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I then put my entrails back into my body, and super glue the wound. The brand will make Dark punch himself if he tries to break it.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I then put my entrails back into my body, and super glue the wound. The brand will make Dark punch himself if he tries to break it.

Dark Infinity punches it then punches himself but he absorbs the damage with Revenge, and punches and punches and builds up until he finally breaks the glue through sheer punching power and I start cooking the entrails again.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I just give Dark my entrails, take them, and eat them.

I then kill myself from the pain, onwy for it to be proven that I am alive 1 nanosecond later, where I punch the shield, and hit Dark. I then throw a wrench at Dark, and I use Mr Patch: The World (Cause I have some control over Savior) and throw infinite spin balls, then throw multiple at each other, they bounce at eachother, move at infinite speed, and create a web surrounding Dark. I allow Dark to think, see, hear and speak but not move in stopped time, and let Daniel think, hear, move, speak and see. "When these hit each other, they go to infinite speed, and I can stop them at anytime. During frozen time, they will continue to spin but not move otherwise." I say.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I just give Dark my entrails, take them, and eat them.

I then kill myself from the pain, onwy for it to be proven that I am alive 1 nanosecond later, where I punch the shield, and hit Dark. I then throw a wrench at Dark, and I use Mr Patch: The World (Cause I have some control over Savior) and throw infinite spin balls, then throw multiple at each other, they bounce at eachother, move at infinite speed, and create a web surrounding Dark. I allow Dark to think, see, hear and speak but not move in stopped time, and let Daniel think, hear, move, speak and see. "When these hit each other, they go to infinite speed, and I can stop them at anytime. During frozen time, they will continue to spin but not move otherwise." I say.

A red zodiac disc ball starts to form around me.

 

[PublicMinority87]

"Soshite toki ga ugokidesu." I say, as time resumes, and each ball hits Dark. Which is in vain, excwpt for 1, which hits Dark straight in the head, and almost pierces the brain. "Dark, you see my plan?" I say, as a net from a wool,hat was made which tangles up Dark, and spreads hamon into Darks body

 

[TheDarkSide857]

"Soshite toki ga ugokidesu." I say, as time resumes, and each ball hits Dark. Which is in vain, excwpt for 1, which hits Dark straight in the head, and almost pierces the brain. "Dark, you see my plan?" I say, as a net from a wool,hat was made which tangles up Dark, and spreads hamon into Darks body

The red zodiac disc ball blocks all the attacks and I retaliate by transforming it into a red Kamehameha which atomizes Public.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I then shoot a sock Final Kamehameha at the red Kamehameha wihich removes the red zodiac ball.

"Dark, you dont yet realize this, but my plan is to attack you. And Dark Infinity made you weak. Just look at what is happening, notice that indent on your hand?" I ask

 

[MaxForward]

bump

 

[PublicMinority87]

I then drink booze till I am drunk and then kick Dark in the face, while rapidly punching him.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I then drink booze till I am drunk and then kick Dark in the face, while rapidly punching him.

I summon Dark Infinity and he absorbs all the damage and punches Public in the face with it. "No, this does not make me weak."