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I fiddle with my dagger as i slowly walk around while my master simply smokes a pipe
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Vs Wiki Holy Grail War: Fate/Ghost Deathathon
- Thread starter Monarch_Laciel
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I see the scene that happened to Rider of Blue.
Guess she got unlucky and got some weirdo as her master.
Guess she got unlucky and got some weirdo as her master.
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Blue Team
Caster POV
A grimace stretches across my face at the sight.
How ... distasteful. All the more reason for my wish.
Caster POV
A grimace stretches across my face at the sight.
How ... distasteful. All the more reason for my wish.
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[Master POV]
"GET BLUESHELLED BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I hollar. As extraordinary (or as plainly ******* unbelievable as it may be. Which trust me, it's pretty ******* unbelievable) as it is. I'm currently playing Mario Kart (8 Deluxe specifically) with the jolly man himself. Santa Claus.
MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is not a mere imitator of Santa's form. Well TECHNICALLY it is per the whole "aether copy inscribed with the traits of Santa" or whatever the **** it IS, err... POINT IS, I'm playing Mario Kart with the closest thing to the REAL santa Claus in existence.
That's pretty ******* unbelievable
"No matter how much you rain down upon me with your spiked shells of tortoise blue, you shall NEVER make me relinquish my jolly spirit. HO HO HO!" Santa bellows, a joyful twinge high in energy reverberates throughout the highway.
So clos-
"**** YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I AM MARIO KART JESUS UP IN THIS BEEEEETCH!"
"HO HO HO! great play child! Never would I have expect you to utilize the drift to BOOST yourself to the finish! Although if I may bra-"
"You can" I say in a slightly playful condescending tone.
"-g, that blue shell of yours did give you quite the advantage!"
"Regardless. I would've won, since I'm MARIO KART JESUS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Whilst in his mind he is playing a game with Santa Claus. In realit, he's just stoned as **** and THINKS he is playing Mario Kart with santa Claus
"GET BLUESHELLED BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I hollar. As extraordinary (or as plainly ******* unbelievable as it may be. Which trust me, it's pretty ******* unbelievable) as it is. I'm currently playing Mario Kart (8 Deluxe specifically) with the jolly man himself. Santa Claus.
MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is not a mere imitator of Santa's form. Well TECHNICALLY it is per the whole "aether copy inscribed with the traits of Santa" or whatever the **** it IS, err... POINT IS, I'm playing Mario Kart with the closest thing to the REAL santa Claus in existence.
That's pretty ******* unbelievable
"No matter how much you rain down upon me with your spiked shells of tortoise blue, you shall NEVER make me relinquish my jolly spirit. HO HO HO!" Santa bellows, a joyful twinge high in energy reverberates throughout the highway.
So clos-
"**** YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I AM MARIO KART JESUS UP IN THIS BEEEEETCH!"
"HO HO HO! great play child! Never would I have expect you to utilize the drift to BOOST yourself to the finish! Although if I may bra-"
"You can" I say in a slightly playful condescending tone.
"-g, that blue shell of yours did give you quite the advantage!"
"Regardless. I would've won, since I'm MARIO KART JESUS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Whilst in his mind he is playing a game with Santa Claus. In realit, he's just stoned as **** and THINKS he is playing Mario Kart with santa Claus
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I make a sign at Rider of Blue to get close to me and Archer of Blue.
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[Not you Swathing, you are Rider of Red]
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[Swathing, we are on opposite teams.
I was talking to the Rider of my team, Ed]
I was talking to the Rider of my team, Ed]
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[Swathing your playing Mario Cart at our base right? Cause you arnt at your house]
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[ we're at a castle, how are you playing Mario Kart? We just summoned our servants]
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I look around, seeing the other servants on my team.
So I was summoned as Saber. Okay, not bad. Since I'm on a team, my odds have increased depending on if I have good teammates. Hopefully none of the servants have some sort of issue that takes the rest of us down.
I see my Master looking at me and offer him my hand.
"Hello Master, it's a pleasure to meet you. Let's win this war."
I smile, but he can't see it through my helmet. He looks at me with a cool gaze and shakes my hand.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Saber."
So I was summoned as Saber. Okay, not bad. Since I'm on a team, my odds have increased depending on if I have good teammates. Hopefully none of the servants have some sort of issue that takes the rest of us down.
I see my Master looking at me and offer him my hand.
"Hello Master, it's a pleasure to meet you. Let's win this war."
I smile, but he can't see it through my helmet. He looks at me with a cool gaze and shakes my hand.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Saber."
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[Yes.im playing Mario kart with santa in base]PsychoWarper said:
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^DragonEmperor23 said:
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[ just don't type it now, wait until you're ready and safe ]
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"Nice to meet you too. Also your master is causing you some problems, isn't he ?"
I respond to Rider of Blue
I respond to Rider of Blue
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Soon the hallucination of Santa Claus fades, and all in it's wake is but a dazed boy.
In his daze, he calls out: "Yo did I miss the summoning or some shit? I still wanna summon myself one of them!"
In his daze, he calls out: "Yo did I miss the summoning or some shit? I still wanna summon myself one of them!"
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[Swathing the hell are you doing]
Red team
My master looks at the boy "Tsk, so this child is on my team" he says winded and in a heavy german accent.
Red team
My master looks at the boy "Tsk, so this child is on my team" he says winded and in a heavy german accent.
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Oh god, an imbecile.
My master seems to share my sentiment and frowns in the boy's direction.
My master seems to share my sentiment and frowns in the boy's direction.
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Hearing the voice, I follow, sounds like Gene Wilder doing a Hitler impression...PsychoWarper said:
"This is the summoning room? Lemme take a crack at it, I got myself a neato catalyst that will summon a pretty neat servant. I mean it's not Gilgamesh shit ASSUMING you can summon him. But it's pretty beefy"
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"Uhh... Shit, howst doth I summoneth a servanth?" I enquire to the Gene Wilder Hitler voice man. my high wearing off slightly.
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[Swathing, Ed is in team Blue, you are in team Red]
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"Good to know."Edwellken said:
I then look back at my master.
I hope he won't do something similar
I then look back at Rider.
"Hey Rider, out of curiosity, could you tell me what's your mount ?"
I ask her
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[Im the German guy not Ed]
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[Oh shit, we started]
A cluster of pages start to spontaneously swirl out of now where. Caster first appears in his ancient clothes, before transforming into his modern outfit with a equipment in a snap.
"Hello, I believe we will be working together for quite a while. My master is currently in hiding in another safe and distant location. I will transport him to a near by location once I have set up shop and the new home base is determined to be safer than the other one"
(To red team)
A cluster of pages start to spontaneously swirl out of now where. Caster first appears in his ancient clothes, before transforming into his modern outfit with a equipment in a snap.
"Hello, I believe we will be working together for quite a while. My master is currently in hiding in another safe and distant location. I will transport him to a near by location once I have set up shop and the new home base is determined to be safer than the other one"
(To red team)
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[It's fixed. Just tell the kid that he already summoned, he was just High as **** and wandered off]PsychoWarper said:
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Red team
My master "Hey boy, you have already summoned your servent, hes wandering around like mine" he says still out of breath in a condescending manner.
My master "Hey boy, you have already summoned your servent, hes wandering around like mine" he says still out of breath in a condescending manner.
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[This is gonna get confusing. Can we say something like (To red team) or (To blue team) so we can be clear what we are supposed know]
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"Is that my master? Enquires a jolly old man, he bears pudge in the belly, but arms girthful a plenty.PsychoWarper said:
"Who the **** are you, Benito Mussoli-" wait a minute.. jolly demeanor, check. Chubby guy, check, red and white color sche-
"YOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY **** I SUMMONED SANTA CLAUS!"
"Summon me you did my boy! Although I prefer the name Nichola-
"Right right, since technically 'Santa' was a creation of the pop companies to boost winter time pop sales.i ASSUME whatever the **** the Grail is kinda went '**** it, they're the same shit' and hodgepodged you together."
"*Errrr*. That's *absolutely* right my boy! Anyway, do you perchance find yourself fit for a game of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe? I always adore a good bout of sportsmanly conduct!"
"Wait how the **** do you know bout Mario Kart?"
"Youngin, the Grail grants me knowledge of the modern era upon materialization! How else would I know that shoving cocaine into cola is now a felony!"
"Uhhh... Fair point? Anyway my good sir, I hope you are prepared to GET YOUR ******* ASS kicked at Mario Kart"
"Watch your profanity youngin! We wouldn't want you getting on the naughty list now.."
"SHIT SORRY"
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"Stop screaming."
Looks like my Master doesn't care for unneeded loud noises as well. I'm going to guess that he's Rider since, Santa and all that jazz. The growling dude is probably a Berserker, but I'm just glad he's sane enough to not attack everyone here on sight.
Looks like my Master doesn't care for unneeded loud noises as well. I'm going to guess that he's Rider since, Santa and all that jazz. The growling dude is probably a Berserker, but I'm just glad he's sane enough to not attack everyone here on sight.
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Red team
Björn comes back, hearing the yelling, and walks over to Santa and his master looking down at them.
Björn comes back, hearing the yelling, and walks over to Santa and his master looking down at them.
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I sheath my knife, which has been covered in strange, blue markings that normally cover the rest of my body
"So what's the plan here?" i ask my master
He shrugs
"Amazing plan."
"So what's the plan here?" i ask my master
He shrugs
"Amazing plan."
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I knew this would come up at some point. The reason I dislike being summoned as Rider is because it's the class that most requires me to become acquainted with that detestable beast.Overlord775 said:
"I'd really rather not... to be honest I'd be happiest if we could end this war without me even having to use it. But, if we're going to be revealing our Noble Phantasms to each other, I'd expect the one who proposed the idea to go first."
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@Dragon
PsychoWarper said:
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[At the start of every post, can people put their team name In Bold one line above everything else. This gets hard to read without our names already being the team colors.]
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"Anyway, I have a request. Saint Nicholas, do you have access to any magic tomes, or history books on magic. I am going to need to do a lot of preparation and research."
Caster produces a book seemingly out of nowhere. He flips it open to a page with the design of a particular sword in it. He pulls up the sleeve of the arm that is holding the book, and the various glyphs and tatoos glow. in the opposite hand, a golden sword appears
"If any of you need additional equipment, let me know"
(To Red Team)
Caster produces a book seemingly out of nowhere. He flips it open to a page with the design of a particular sword in it. He pulls up the sleeve of the arm that is holding the book, and the various glyphs and tatoos glow. in the opposite hand, a golden sword appears
"If any of you need additional equipment, let me know"
(To Red Team)
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[ hm, didn't notice that but will act like it did without rewriting my statement to be more correct as I am lazy ]
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Björn then walks over to one of the walls and sits on the ground, growling at Santas master.
(To Red team)
(To Red team)
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Blue Team
"Master, how are we supposed to know where the enemy team is?" My lust for carnage grows with every second.
"Don't worry Lancer, all will come in time." He says as he takes a coin out of his pocket and starts playing with it. "I am sure someone in this team has a way to do it. Why haste it anyway? Let's take our time."
His words bring rage into my very soul, but i shall restrain myself for now.
"Master, how are we supposed to know where the enemy team is?" My lust for carnage grows with every second.
"Don't worry Lancer, all will come in time." He says as he takes a coin out of his pocket and starts playing with it. "I am sure someone in this team has a way to do it. Why haste it anyway? Let's take our time."
His words bring rage into my very soul, but i shall restrain myself for now.
