When all is said and done, she looks at her handiwork, smiling to herself.
"Perfect... and now for the main event!"
She doors back to the United States, calling an emergency national broadcast. This is a message meant to be broadcast across the nation, and viewed by the people of the world. As one might expect, she opens it with all the dignity and grace an executive office holder should have.
"Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, what's up!" She spreads her arms wide. "Been a while since my last update. Almost 24 hours if you can believe it! ******' crazy, right?"
She spins around in her chair before leaning forward, smirking at the camera in a manner that makes the number of "Kiara simps" skyrocket. "Listen, I found out about this thing that lets me livestream my
villainous exploits wherever I go, so you guys can see all the wacky evil I get up to! It's called TikTok."
At that last word, the whole planet probably loses its shit.
"And guess what? I made an account! So I'm gonna livestream the ******' coolest shit you've ever seen. See, turns out there's this guy going around trying to usurp my newfound rule, and I'm not much a fan of that. Dude shows up outta nowhere, kills my friend, and starts going around trying to take over the planet for the LITERAL forces of hell. This some Devil May Cry shit right there."
An indistinct voice from one of her staff sounds out from behind the camera, and her smile fades into a curious expression as she peeks over at him, her face leaving the screen but everything else being quite visible.
"Oh, I can't say that on live television?"
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"The **** is copyright?"
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"Oh who cares, it's Hideki Kamiya, he doesn't get to complain until Bayonetta 3 comes out. What's he gonna do, sue me?"
She gets back in camera view, now
sitting on the desk, hands behind her back and one leg crossed over the other. "Anyway, I thought I'd do a fun thing. I killed his general in revenge for killing my friend, so I figure now we're even in terms of personal reasons to murder eachother. That said, I figured I'd give you guys a treat and let you watch a pair of superhumans duke it out. I even went to the moon and set up a special battlefield! Call me batman, 'cause I love fanboy wank and I just LOVE Prep time."
She poses to the camera, what with the double peace signs in her hands and all that. Indistinct sobbing from her staff is heard in the background. "Oh, don't be such a baby, I'm paying you like... triple for this, you can endure my memeing for 10 minutes."
"So then! I've got my cell phone here and I'm gonna start livestreaming on TikTok, and y'all are gonna watch me fight the king of hell on the moon! So stay tuned for that, and I'll send a special prize to whoever correctly guesses how many times I drop the word "poggers" during this livestream. Peace out, America!"
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...The nation is in complete shock that this ******* gremlin is in control of the most powerful country in the world.
With that address made, Kiara pulls out her cell phone, having it levitate behind her with Telekinesis, and hits the stream button. Connected to a tiny speaker in her suit, her audio becomes visible to the world. The stream quickly breaks viewership records, and probably makes the owners of TikTok a metric fortune all thanks to her account, @Kiara_Yuuki_Official.
"Man, I should start an OnlyFans," she muses to herself.