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Most Ridiculous, Out of Context Panels and Screenshots ever - Part 10: All right, now. I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back. Clear! Hey,
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We have around 50 comments left before reaching 500. It's still too early.
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Well shit. I'm on mobile and pretty tired so my apologies
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It shouldn't be too hard to fill the last few comments.
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"They are sexless, gangly, large-headed, and indistinguishable via outward body features. Their faces consist of nebulous eyes and diminutive slit-mouths. They communicate through telepathy--they are truly divorced from all the problems we humans try to mask with logocentrism. The ayylmao CAN directly communicate the platonic ideal. The ayylmao is not bound by impurities and ambiguities native to verbal simulacra."
"And Trump went fat on such atenton, Corpulent wit every menton, A great ego erecton of every dimension, He was obese by tme of his electon"
"after non-dimensional diplomat Filberg Fillberg asked Gorgonzollan author-king Ezymakeal if his version of Microsoft Word had a formatting error, massive galactic war was declared."
"Anyway, while certainly lengthy and important, and probably better covered if you didn't choose such a shit book, DONALD TRUMP'S (tm) reign ended during the start of the Òüº ÒüÖ 9th following the collapse of space stocks in race war company GENE WHEELS, sphere-Parliament's incorrect labeling of Argentinians as "non-Hispanic" and public outrage that DONALD TRUMP (tm) had actually just glued carpet tufts to his head for several keks. While there was massive outcry for DONALD TRUMP'S (tm) execution, he posed as a refugee of the Gorgonzollan conflict, escaped capture and fled to an unknown dimension, his last act being to blame the Space Jews for absolutely everything."
"BY GOD, ARISTOTLE, NO!" screams George as if the demiurge himself could string phantasm to kevlar. Outside: guttural shouting, the crack of gunpowder -- crying on both sides. Bertrand and Wittgenstein pull Berkeley to his knees, wash cold water over his face, and talk plans. Plato denies the entire thing as a light trick of the cave. Wittgenstein tries to explain the privation of language so Berkeley would believe bullets were tangibly real and not a mental construct. During the discussion, Camus and the rest of the French existentialists were allowed to leave the bathroom peacefully, as they weren't real philosophers. On their way out, Kierkegaard shoots Sartre in the back of the leg because "it felt like the right thing to do at the time". Finally, Plato manages to convince the rest of the gang they don't actually exist, and they poof away with criminal efficiency. By the door, a fatally wounded Tim is embraced by Polka:
"I'm going to a better place, Polka."
"ISIS's metaphysical twitter feed ain't no finer place for a martyr, Tim."
"Polka," whispered Tim
"Tim," wavered Polka
A pause. For the first time in the siege, the gunshots had stopped.
"And Trump went fat on such atenton, Corpulent wit every menton, A great ego erecton of every dimension, He was obese by tme of his electon"
"after non-dimensional diplomat Filberg Fillberg asked Gorgonzollan author-king Ezymakeal if his version of Microsoft Word had a formatting error, massive galactic war was declared."
"Anyway, while certainly lengthy and important, and probably better covered if you didn't choose such a shit book, DONALD TRUMP'S (tm) reign ended during the start of the Òüº ÒüÖ 9th following the collapse of space stocks in race war company GENE WHEELS, sphere-Parliament's incorrect labeling of Argentinians as "non-Hispanic" and public outrage that DONALD TRUMP (tm) had actually just glued carpet tufts to his head for several keks. While there was massive outcry for DONALD TRUMP'S (tm) execution, he posed as a refugee of the Gorgonzollan conflict, escaped capture and fled to an unknown dimension, his last act being to blame the Space Jews for absolutely everything."
"BY GOD, ARISTOTLE, NO!" screams George as if the demiurge himself could string phantasm to kevlar. Outside: guttural shouting, the crack of gunpowder -- crying on both sides. Bertrand and Wittgenstein pull Berkeley to his knees, wash cold water over his face, and talk plans. Plato denies the entire thing as a light trick of the cave. Wittgenstein tries to explain the privation of language so Berkeley would believe bullets were tangibly real and not a mental construct. During the discussion, Camus and the rest of the French existentialists were allowed to leave the bathroom peacefully, as they weren't real philosophers. On their way out, Kierkegaard shoots Sartre in the back of the leg because "it felt like the right thing to do at the time". Finally, Plato manages to convince the rest of the gang they don't actually exist, and they poof away with criminal efficiency. By the door, a fatally wounded Tim is embraced by Polka:
"I'm going to a better place, Polka."
"ISIS's metaphysical twitter feed ain't no finer place for a martyr, Tim."
"Polka," whispered Tim
"Tim," wavered Polka
A pause. For the first time in the siege, the gunshots had stopped.
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I need to get Discord just so I can figure out what's going on over there.
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^This is from the SCP revision discord btw. You can tell we get a lot of stuff done.
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Get the hell out.
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never
we are eternal
we are endless
we are shitlords
we are eternal
we are endless
we are shitlords
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why you bully meKepekley23 said:
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Sayo is the new ZachÔäó
Sayo is the new ZachÔäó
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That discord was actual ******* hell for a moment there
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Well I was thinking this place was actually okay for a second but now I have second thoughts.
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We have given birth to the most abstract forms of shitposting
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Heccing give me an invite then
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Best/Worst part is that she's also technically a monster girlXtasyamphetamine said:
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what a SHITTY situatio
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That is a lot of tabs. Even I don't get that bad and I average around 20 at a time.
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