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Most Ridiculous, Out of Context Panels and Screenshots ever - Part 10: All right, now. I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back. Clear! Hey,

"I walked forward and asked him if he had any Wojamba to spare. 'NA NAA **** YOU BIGNOSE!' he replied with anger, then began hooting and hollering as if he were performing some sort of tribal mating ritual."
 
"They are sexless, gangly, large-headed, and indistinguishable via outward body features. Their faces consist of nebulous eyes and diminutive slit-mouths. They communicate through telepathy--they are truly divorced from all the problems we humans try to mask with logocentrism. The ayylmao CAN directly communicate the platonic ideal. The ayylmao is not bound by impurities and ambiguities native to verbal simulacra."

"And Trump went fat on such atenton, Corpulent wit every menton, A great ego erecton of every dimension, He was obese by tme of his electon"

"after non-dimensional diplomat Filberg Fillberg asked Gorgonzollan author-king Ezymakeal if his version of Microsoft Word had a formatting error, massive galactic war was declared."

"Anyway, while certainly lengthy and important, and probably better covered if you didn't choose such a shit book, DONALD TRUMP'S (tm) reign ended during the start of the Òüº ÒüÖ 9th following the collapse of space stocks in race war company GENE WHEELS, sphere-Parliament's incorrect labeling of Argentinians as "non-Hispanic" and public outrage that DONALD TRUMP (tm) had actually just glued carpet tufts to his head for several keks. While there was massive outcry for DONALD TRUMP'S (tm) execution, he posed as a refugee of the Gorgonzollan conflict, escaped capture and fled to an unknown dimension, his last act being to blame the Space Jews for absolutely everything."

"BY GOD, ARISTOTLE, NO!" screams George as if the demiurge himself could string phantasm to kevlar. Outside: guttural shouting, the crack of gunpowder -- crying on both sides. Bertrand and Wittgenstein pull Berkeley to his knees, wash cold water over his face, and talk plans. Plato denies the entire thing as a light trick of the cave. Wittgenstein tries to explain the privation of language so Berkeley would believe bullets were tangibly real and not a mental construct. During the discussion, Camus and the rest of the French existentialists were allowed to leave the bathroom peacefully, as they weren't real philosophers. On their way out, Kierkegaard shoots Sartre in the back of the leg because "it felt like the right thing to do at the time". Finally, Plato manages to convince the rest of the gang they don't actually exist, and they poof away with criminal efficiency. By the door, a fatally wounded Tim is embraced by Polka:

"I'm going to a better place, Polka."

"ISIS's metaphysical twitter feed ain't no finer place for a martyr, Tim."

"Polka," whispered Tim

"Tim," wavered Polka

A pause. For the first time in the siege, the gunshots had stopped.
 
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