@Jacky
"Uh, new powers," I exclaim with a grin.
"Where am I? In a kind of cosmic dimension that gives power?"
Suddenly a large hologram appears depicting a kind of
robot samurai
"Guardian! For your crimes against the Metal Empire you have been found guilty and as punishment you will receive annihilation-"
"Bla bla bla bla, heck! With you tyrants is the same story! Uhh you were found guilty! Uhh you are an enemy of the Empire! Uhh now we will kill you to do justice!" I exclaim, mocking him.
"Justice does not exist ... and above all not from an empire that wants to exterminate every form of life in existence and create an immense factory of other debris like you", I exclaim.
"So, if you want to be a little original ... raise your metallic ass from your gaudy throne ... come here and face me ... in a rock battle!" I exclaim, as you hear the sound of a screeching guitar while cones of sparks appear behind me.
The robot looks at me without any expression [because it can't do any]
"Kill the fool," he says, then he turns off the hologram.
I give an irritated sigh.
"No one ever chooses the rock battle ... it will mean that I will have to do it myself" I exclaimed, materializing a keytar and playing the song from before.
"This is your time to pay
This is your judgment day
We made a sacrifice
And now we get to take your life
We shoot without a gu
We'll take on anyone
It's really nothing new
It's just a thing we like to do"
A myriad of lights begin to shine in the cosmos.
"You better get ready to die
You better get ready to kill
You better get ready to ru
'
Cause here we come
You better get ready to die "
Rays of light begin to explode, hitting the ships.
"General! We're going to be hit!" Exclaims one of the robots at the controls.
"Raise the ship's shields!" The samurai robot exclaims.
The ships surround themselves with barriers but are broken by the rays, making them explode.
"Fleet integrity compromised, number of losses equal to 70%, 75%, 80% ... captain! We are losing every our ship!" The samurai robot says nothing, but wraps itself in a metal cocoon.
"I'll kill him personally," he says, his katana lighting up with red energy as the cocoon is ejected from the ship and fired at the Guardian.
Upon reaching the target the cocoon shatters, revealing the robot samurai colliding with him with his sword.
"Die!"
I show him a grin as I point my keytar at him, play a couple of notes and reduce it like a shattered mirror while the ships explode like fireworks.
"Woohoo! This was a rock battle!" I exult, playing my keytar.
