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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: the slow death (aka thread 15)

@Jacky

"Oh ... sweetheart, I think you mistook me for someone else" I say, then bow slightly.

"Nice to meet you, I am Lord Maverik, Leader of the Guardians of the Eight Ways and protector of my multiverse for almost five thousand years" I greet.

"Besides ... I don't know who this Aranil is but from the name she looks like a lovely young lady" I say, showing a smile.
 
Paul Frank said:
"Very well, I am feeling generous so what do you want from my treasury?" He asks
inb4 you ask for ea
[Only a ningen baka would ask for that]

Using the abilties of the SNI that she copied, which were integrated togheter with her analytic and procognive abiltiies, she find out which artifacts of Gilgamesh she would like to have.

"Thanks for your generosity, I'd like, if possible, Fragarach, Crocea Mors, Märchen Meines Lebens, and, the Noble Phantasm that makes Hot Springs."

Marta responds.

"In exange i would give you the three swords i shown you and all these other artifacts"

She continues, while summoning out said weapons.
 
"Aaaaaaaah. Okay, just gonna make a few tweaks here and-" The new body he was making then exploded. "....Screw it, I'll just hang out as a spirit then."
 
[This isn't CCC gil]

"Very well, here." He says dropping two blades, a book and whatever the hot springs np looks like

"If that is all I'll take your treasures and be on my way."
 
((Metagaming))

"Aranil is a piece of multiversal garbage! He's a bacteria that I've-" She cut herself off. Within an instant a hand was over her mouth and she sighed. "My point is, you don't remind me of anything good. How on earth did you get here?"
 
@Jacky

"Through a portal ... Sherlock" I say, raising my eyes to the sky.

"Anyway ... does this Aranil seem an interesting person, why does him arouse in you so many negative emotions?" I ask in a condescending tone.
 
Marta gives her artifacts to Gilgamesh and teleports the ones he gave her in to hammerspace.

"Farewell, King of Heroes."

She tells Gilgamesh.
 
Gilgamesh throws the artifacts into the treasury, probably to never use them again.

"Farewell then you two, this was an interesting experience to say the least." Gilgamesh says as he walks off and disappears entering spirit mode and always staying with Eden just like the Nerevarine who is still somewhere on earth 3

"So what is so special about those items you asked for?" Eden asks Marta
 
"Because he's one of the worst people I have ever met! A shameful excuse for a hero, a self-righteous trash heap who thinks he has done this universe any good, when he can't even help a single person!" She turned her back towards the man, crossing her arms over her chest. "Frankly I'm glad he's dead!"

She couldn't tell if that was the truth...
 
"From how you talk about him,he sounds like a disappointment, did he do you something wrong? Did he insult you in any way? Or ... are you just sad because he died? I feel mixed emotions in you" I say, levitating beside her, arms crossed behind the back.
 
Marta turns towards Eden.

"Fragarach and Crocea Mors are really cool looking weapons, and one manipulates casuality while the other fate, if used correctly,

Märchen Meines Lebens allows you to give yourself other noble phantasms and other abilites..

And, about the Hot Spring Noble Phantasm .... i just really like hot springs"

She explains to him.
 
"His entire existence did me wrong! Getting in the way of my plans, not believing me, not trusting me, wiping my memories and running away afterwards! Destroying entire environments, letting enemies get away with horrific acts! He's a disappointment to the multiverse!"
 
I raise an eyebrow at Destiny's words.

"You know ... I find it difficult to believe in the words of one in which an incalculable number of souls reside ... and with my new powers I could simply end your existence here and now, but I won't do it for a valid reason. ..I'm on vacation and it's not my problem "I say flatly.
 
"I see, interesting choices then. Are you going to attempt to use that book to grant yourself powers then?" He asks
 
Destiny froze for a moment before letting out a laugh, spinning around and glaring at the newcomer. "You're like him, too, I see...you talk big words for someone who just got here, you worm..."
 
"Hey, it's not a nice thing to say ..." I say, crossing my arms.

"Leaving aside that you offended my feelings ... keep this in mind, I am a Guardian, not of existence but of my multiverse and as such I have a contract that binds me to protect it, this is not my multiverse or mine battle ... you could attack me now and I'd answer defending myself, but that would only be a legitimate defense ... and then you'd be the villain of the situation "I explain.

"Besides, unlike that Aranil, I saved my multiverse more than it can remember from an exorbitant number of cosmic horrors, so ... don't talk inappropriately about others if you don't know anything ... that would be very rude "
 
"And yet here you are. A work out of tor league. In a different multiverse and on vacation. Doesn't sound very heroic to me." She shook her head. "You can leave now, by the way."
 
"Eeeeeeh, I don't know what else to do." He said, before trying to contact his friends. "Harry? Apple Pie? Jumbo?" He said, calling them by nicknames. ".....Okay. I know who else to contact but I'll wait."
 
"Oh, little note ... I am not a hero, I only do my job ... also since we have ... so to speak, destroyed the living embodiment of hunger and despair in the multiverse, things have calmed down a little bit ... and to calm down I mean that every dimensional monster, demon or intergalactic warlord has a crazy fear of my corporation "I chuckle, to then show an irritated look.

"It's a real bore ..." I say, sighing.

"Anyway, since I don't have much to do ... would you like to hunt demons with me?" I ask, smiling broadly.
 
Paul Frank said:
"I see, interesting choices then. Are you going to attempt to use that book to grant yourself powers then?" He asks
"Indeed~"

Marta responds happily with a smile on her face.
 
Eden smiles back

"Well then have fun getting more powerful. Maybe you can use it to regain your lost strength." He says
 
"No, not in particular. I'd rather not do anything with you. I can't promise to restrain myself, and if I snap again everyone will think I'm evil." Then Boris spike to her. Oh, great.

"What is it, Boris? What do you mean?"
 
"I don't know, I'm just bored as hell. Y'know, being a spirit and all. Literally being kicked out of Heaven."
 
"Aww ... and I wanted to tear apart demons from hell with a psychopathic child," I say, showing a pout.

"Anyway, I think you need a little help ... and since I have a degree in psychiatry ..." I say, showing a sheet attesting to my psychiatric abilities.

"I'll give you a hand in the psychological field ... but since I'm bored to death" I say, creating a copy of myself.

"I'm going to look for something interesting, you inspect the bottom of her soul and see if you can find the inner child in her" I exclaim, and then teleport somewhere else.

Through my cosmic awareness I perceive other beings similar to the little girl I met.

"Let's see if they are like her," I say, teleporting where two people I have located are.

[Maverik is where Marta and Eden are at the throne]

Meanwhile, my copy.

"Well well well, let's see what happens in your little head" says my copy, suddenly sitting in an armchair, wearing glasses and a fake beard while Destiny was lying on a bed.

"So..Oh that careless ... I didn't ask for your name"
 
"Boris, get over here now. I'm having therapy forced upon me. I don't appreciate it."

She forced a smile and gave herself a sickeningly sweet tone of voice. "My name is Destiny."
 
"Oh, okay!" He then warped to where Destiny was, but found himself bewildered. "Oh, no, no, noooooo! You're not right! It's not her that needs it!"
 
"Ya ... avoid that tone, it's more disturbing than your apocalyptic witch's tone" says the copy and then materialize a notebook and a pen.

"So, let's start with something basic ... let's see, have you relatives? Friends? The souls you have inside you don't count!" He says, pointing his pen at her.
 
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