Everybody Wants to Rule the World 3: bazango (aka thread 17)

[Hl3_or_bust]

meta/registratio

characters

standard resistances

previous thread

Stats and speed are equalized to one joule below Low 4-C and infinite

This does not apply to attacks with set speeds or tiers separate from the character, and will stay that tier until it is caught up to, at which point it simply becomes significantly stronger/faster than normal attacks

Stat and speed boosts are uncapped

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[I KEEL YOU.]

 

[Faruel1998]

[We will wait for a life before the void makes a move]

 

[Overlord775]

[Resposting]

@Hl3

I look in to the void and try to re-shape it, to give it a physical form, using the power of the Axiom, Observation

@GoP


"My bad, i forgot to tell you about the plan"

Marta excuses herself to Walter

 

[Faruel1998]

I deleted Walter's attacks from existence and used Seal of Binding on the void, preventing his ability to teleport away.

[Reposting]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Okay, what to do? Hmmmmmm..." He then sensed something. It seemed to be some "robot" called Dynamo. "Maybe..."

 

[Faruel1998]

"Can I do something for you, Sir Boris?" Asked the hologram, telepathically.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Boris started to hyperventilate, as he then accidentally teleported to where he was. He started breathing out of control.

 

[Faruel1998]

"Calm down Sir Boris, this is not the place to get so worked up," Dynamo said, spreading a calming aura around Boris.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Boris started to breathe in and out, calming himself down.

 

[Faruel1998]

"Very well, do you want a cup of tea to calm yourself?" He asked, showing a small table with a cup of steaming tea.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I-I-I guess." He said, still nervous.

 

[Faruel1998]

Dynamo handed the cup of tea to Boris.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Boris gulped down the tea and calmed himself, holding his head in his hand.

 

[Faruel1998]

"So why did you come here,Sir Boris? Even if technically you couldn't."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I was bored as hell and I just wanted to get over my fear of robots." He said.

 

[Faruel1998]

"Emh ... Sir Boris, I'm just an artificial intelligence in the form of a hologram, not a robot"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Oh! Okay! Sorry, it's just that a lot's on my mind."

 

[Faruel1998]

"Do you want to talk about it?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I guess. You see, I'm old, I'm fat, I'm dead inside AND outside! I'm practically ruined as it is!"

 

[Faruel1998]

"Oh, never thought of losing weight, rejuvenating and ... coming back alive, with the powers you have, I guess it's not a problem"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I mean, at this point, it's only sensible to be that way! I'm used to being the laughing stock, why stop now?" He said.

 

[Faruel1998]

"I believe that you, sir, should only be what you want ... unless you are tired of this life"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I mean, yes, I'm not crazy anymore, but even while I'm dead, I'm still depressed."

 

[Faruel1998]

"Mh ... then ... I suggest you start over, from the beginning ... through reincarnation"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Hmmmmm...well, it's just that..." He started to well up again. "I just feel less at death!" He then covered his face, trying to hide the fact that he was sad.

 

[Faruel1998]

"Sir Boris ... I still notice high levels of sadness"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Oh, no, it's fine! It's totally fine!" He said, still sobbing. He tried to hide this.

 

[Faruel1998]

Dynamo surrounds him with an aura of happiness to lift his spirits.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Boris then calms down as he then feels a bit tired. "Why, of all things, does this always...happen to me..." He then started to fall asleep.

 

[Overlord775]

Marta noticed something tried to enter the throne dimension, but after realizing it's Boris, she let him in, while having applyed some safety measures so he won't destroy everything in a fit of rage.

 

[PsychoWarper]

As Björns power begins to rapidly ascend and grow Björn is able to shape more of the Warp and creat more and stronger Daemons who follow him.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

[Did we deal with the void?]

 

[Overlord775]

[nope, Hl3 hasn't responded yet]

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

[Wait, this is EWTRTW3?]

 

[Overlord775]

[ LOL

How did he even goof so hard ?]

 

[Faruel1998]

[Could I know how the three previous EWtRtW ended up?]

 

[Overlord775]

[First: Hostile takeover of GMship by one of the players via admin powers

Second: GM had a mental breakdown and just shut down the game

Third: Memed to death]

 

[Faruel1998]

[Oh ... how do you think this will end? ]

 

[Overlord775]

[IDK]