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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

[You could probably assume we already assembled you for the initial rush, either way, yeah, either start evacuating humans or kill Goblins and Nameless Spawn]
 
At the beginning of the fight, I began spreading out threads made of my touch receptor cells. By doing so, I had extended my sense of touch to a 200m radius, and was using it to search for civilians. I’d found a few hidden around the outskirts of the city, and moved them to safety, but the numbers seemed low.
The rest are likely either grouped together further into the city, or dead, but the lack of corpses makes me hopeful.
I head further into the city to see if I can locate the remaining civilians. As I pass through areas with large numbers of spores I stitch together an airtight net out of densely packed granule cells, collecting a large number of the spores and ingesting them.
 
@HowManyMemes
@Listentomyrhytm and @Hl3_or_bust

The big boy is really happy to have good regeneration. The transmutation and fire/light blasts melts away all of his skin, and chars his flesh black. His chest cavity is on fire as he runs.

He doesn't stop however. Still on fire, but rapidly healing, he grabs Dura's head and throws him like a baseball at [insertHl3'characternamehere].

@ZephyrosOmega

Nameless is vertically cut in half, which almost surprises him. He doesn't let this opportunity go, grabbing onto Asterios's shoulder as just a torso and bitting into his neck with his teeth.
 
[Amakros]

[Either way, to repeat what I've said on discord, it would probably be best to leave the large lad alone for now, and just use him as an anti-goblin measure (and anti-nameless spawn if I manage to get a confuse off on them, but, that seems ill advised)]
 
@Zephyro
Mobius uses his enhanced senses and tries to find some human to evacuate before going and destroying all Hulk style.
 
Damn it, again

I create an earthen wall to stop Dura's thrown movement before yet more rings of symbols form around me, causing two massive slabs of earth, at least two hundred meters in length and width and dozens in thickness, to appear above him, one of which is instantly converted back into a burst of air directed downwards at the other slab, throwing it down at the abomination with immense force. Realizing that doing much more is a waste of valuable time, especially with that odd presence I now feel, I head towards the center of this land.
 
"Ouch that hurt..." Dura says, crashing a bit onto the wall... He stands up and flies a bit high to stay out of the CENSORED reach.
 
@CrimsonStarFallen

He lets out a grunt of pain, but you can feel how tough his hide is when you bite him. This guy is no easy task... He grabs your leg, ripping you off and spinning you around before tossing you into the sky, then throws both axes at you like meteors.

@Oliver_de_jesus

He can sense several huddled in the top floor of a nearby building.

@fandom_00potato @Rocker1189 @Yobo_Blue

Far away from the main conflict, in another dimension in fact, 3 people are summoned to the world. They're in a large, white throne room, and a lady clad in white armor is sitting on the throne. "Xander Taurus, Zett, Munnin... Welcome, strong-souled ones."
 
Cain decides to rush the big CENSORED, summoning balls of light that burn with the heat of the sun.
 
[Cain pls the large lad is too large, if you want to take them on, try to regroup with everyone else and have us all launch a unified attack, but even then, they're better to keep around to kill more goblins]
 
"Wha-what is this? Where am I?", Zett looks around in bewilderment. And his eyes settle on the armoured lady in front of him.

"Is that cosplay?"
 
@DMUA

A portal would open near Nil, Gunner McBullet exiting from it.

"Hey lad, noticed you were using a lot of mana there, so have this, it'll make you regain MP."

The military man says, as he hands a Sundea to him.
 
Cain then gets the sudden urge to run back, using his Lamp, he aims it downward and embiggens it, launching him back at fast speeds. His Lamp then shrinks back down, with him grabbing it.
 
@Groupdudes

Big CENSORED aims up and punches. However, thanks to the light blasts, he is left distracted and hurt (you can see up to the bone in the spot he was hit), causing his punch to be sloopy. Even still, a almost perfect split in the big rock happens, ending in a broken arm and half his legs missing. He quickly regenerates and vertically kicks Cain in the jaw, before horizontaly kicking him in the chin, sending him flying several kilometers up.

@ZephyrosOmega

Nameless, having some flying powers, manages to have some control over his aerial movements, dodging one of the axes and deflecting the other at the cost of a foot that quickly regenerates.

He summons several spikes, sharp as a needle, and throws at the Minotaur, atempting to make him bleed.
 
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@DMUA
"Hey lad, noticed you were using a lot of mana there, so have this, it'll make you regain MP."

The military man says, as he hands a Sundea to him.
Nil eats the icecream, fully restoring his power.

"Huh... food can restore me. Neat."

He turns to Norm.

"I think I can return to the fight for now. You actually know russian, so, you lead these guys out."

Nil gets flying again, trying to get to a position where he can see his allies
 
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Damn it, again

I create an earthen wall to stop Dura's thrown movement before yet more rings of symbols form around me, causing two massive slabs of earth, at least two hundred meters in length and width and dozens in thickness, to appear above him, one of which is instantly converted back into a burst of air directed downwards at the other slab, throwing it down at the abomination with immense force. Realizing that doing much more is a waste of valuable time, especially with that odd presence I now feel, I head towards the center of this land.

You can see a large angry minotaur boy murdering the hell out of a glitchy censored man, by means of two very large axes.
 
...

Considering the feeling the larger creature gives me, I have the distinct impression that tactics are required to deal with him. To that end, I turn around and look for the star-skin man.
 
[I edited my post a little bit to make this next part make sense.]

With a good portion of the goblin forces being eliminated, and the nameless horde being assembled into the massive golem, Nil tries to meet up with each of the stubborners, regrouping them to discuss their next move.

"I'll be honest, this has been going really well thus far. The nameless horde isn't replicating anymore, since they're in that massive golem... But, we still need to make sure to take them out. But, before we do so... I have a way to actually use them to our advantage to do even more damage to the goblin forces. We just need to keep our distance and make sure they don't go too off the rails. Sound good?"
 
Ashton actually backflips over the spikes, landing on one hand and spinning acrobatically to grab one of them, then launches it back. It hits the acts, throwing it off course enough for him to grab it as he lands back on his feet.

@the three new summoned

"You have been summoned here to participate in a test of mine. My name is Ichika, and I am the goddess of law."
 
[why ping zephyr, I'm the one assembling everyone, that said]

"Oh, cool. Here's the plan. I'm going to send that thing into a berserk state, and let it go on a rampage through the enemy forces. Once enough of the Goblins are taken out, we'll all attack at once and blow it up."

@DMUA
"Sounds good, though i saw something floating above the center of the city, so we should also check that."
"Yeah, that's the general and the leader of this horde having a fight. We don't need to worry about them yet, they're occupying themselves just fine."
 
"I believe I have a way to get rid of them both and a large number of goblins, assuming it works. However, it requires both of them to stand still for the most part, which I can force them to do. But the problem with that is the lack of real shadows where they're fighting, so I need one of you to make the shadow of either the new abomination or one fighting the horned creature overlap with the horned creature's significantly."
 
"My Holy Ark should be able to make a massive shadow for you to use as well, when the time comes."
 
"WHAT THE..."

Nameless needs to make his move quickly. Finally letting himself fall down from mid-air, he readies what looks like a electric sword. Releasing blasts of pink lightning, he blasts down at Asterious with the force of a mini-nuke.
 
"Alright. And while you can probably feel this, I wouldn't recommend letting that creature hit you with its weapons. I don't think there'd be enough for a funeral after that."
 
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