Come up with the most bonkers ability your wildest imagination can cook up

[Sniper670]

Basically, any made up hax that you firmly believe, is virtually unstoppable, extremely unfair and no competent writer would even dream of putting that in the story because it breaks it.

Come now, make Suggs proud

 

[Noneless21]

I made an ability that allow you to touch grass

 

[Kisaragi_Megumi]

I made an abilities that allow you to be FOREVER HORNY

 

[Another_Council]

I made an ability that allows you to waste time

 

[Arceus0x]

immortality type 11: the character cannot die unless the actual author says so, so one needs to track down the author and beat them up to win

 

[EL_xWatcher1234x]

42 : whatever you want it to be

 

[Epiccheev]

Any Yo mama joke you make towards your opponent becomes real. If your opponent has no mama changes metanarrative itself to give them one.

 

[Arceus0x]

Any Yo mama joke you make towards your opponent becomes real. If your opponent has no mama changes metanarrative itself to give them one.

yo mama is so wild she is gonna come up behind you in 15 seconds and shoot you with an ak-47 50 times in the chest

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

I make an ability called omniscience. It lets you know absolutely anything and everything, the opposites of those, the opposite of opposites, the things above human thought and thought (including this sentence because I thought of it), every single, the things absolutely no one can have the mere thought about including this one, and etc etc etc. (infinity^infinity^above large cardinals/0=1 of knowledge)


this also allows you to absolutely defend yourself against anything.

(you would know a technique to know all techniques, a technique that makes you immune to everything including immunity itself, a technique that makes everyone but you get brain farts, a technique that lets you master every single martial art at once, a technique that lets you become completely invincible, a technique that lets you stop time even in plAces where the concept of time does not exist, etc etc etc)

you basically are unbeaten