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Battle of the animu bois
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I doubt the two would fight, The Chazz admires Reinhard's lush golden hair.
Also Reinhard's really pretty. Like, really pretty. I'm literally the depths of emptiness and self-loathing, and even I want to run my fingers through his hair.
Also Reinhard's really pretty. Like, really pretty. I'm literally the depths of emptiness and self-loathing, and even I want to run my fingers through his hair.
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Lies and slander, that was the nine crows of disorder stealing my computer it took me seven ******* hours to get it back.
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I cannot sleep. Then the demons can make visits in my ear, and steal my arms.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR ******* ARM STOLEN?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR ******* ARM STOLEN?
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I'm a ******* skeleton. Of course I know. Do YOU have any idea what these young whippersnappers are capable of?! One time, they took my left forearm and literally used for "pleasurable activities". I had to wash that damn thing for a week, the smell was so bad. Can you even COMPREHEND what that does to a person?! Why do you think I got so ******' ripped?
It was because I wanted them kids to piss off.
It was because I wanted them kids to piss off.
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Millenial humour can be weird, I mean, in my day we just told shit jokes about implausable individuals knocking on doors, now it's hip and cool with "Our Brood-Lord, whose name shall not be written where it can be read"'s children to ****** rip several of my limbs off and use them for the weird eldritch octopus equivalent of indulgement (Have you ever seen an octopus try to devour someone's arm?). If you're having trouble, I recommend carrying around unripe strawberries, the smell drives those hooligans away (Allthough, this may only apply to eldritch bois, I'm not sure how it works with skeletons).
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Ok, my guy. Just lookin' out for ya. I know how hard it can be. Just last week, I heard one of them call me a
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Rough shit, my guy.
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Rough shit, my guy.
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Anyway, back to the battle.
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Indeed, I must go
my brood needs meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my brood needs meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Y O U D A R E C A L L M E A T H O T Y O U D I S G U S T I N G I N G R A T E
I W A S T A U G H T T H E A R T O F T H O T O B L I T E R A T I O N B Y M Y ''''' '''''F O U R F A T H E R S (No homo) A N D Y O U H A V E T H E S H E E R A U D A C I T Y
T O S U G G E S T T H A T I A S S O C I A T E W I T H S U C H A B O M I N A T I O N S
Y O U S I C K E N M E N O W O N D E R A L L Y O U R F L E S H L E F T Y O U R B O N E S.
I W A S T A U G H T T H E A R T O F T H O T O B L I T E R A T I O N B Y M Y ''''' '''''F O U R F A T H E R S (No homo) A N D Y O U H A V E T H E S H E E R A U D A C I T Y
T O S U G G E S T T H A T I A S S O C I A T E W I T H S U C H A B O M I N A T I O N S
Y O U S I C K E N M E N O W O N D E R A L L Y O U R F L E S H L E F T Y O U R B O N E S.
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Well, I have been calmed down for now, also the youngsters of the brood just started eldritch screaming over me whenever I opened my mouths, so you would only have had to deal with me.
Also, I do not possess conventional flesh, so my flesh can't have left me.
Also, I do not possess conventional flesh, so my flesh can't have left me.
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The Brood-Father gave me similar advice.
When life gives you corporeal objects, kill yourself, son.
When life gives you corporeal objects, kill yourself, son.
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Don't you ..................................................... me, mister.
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I'm not a mister, I'm an apache attack helicopter.
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No doing a swear. This is a clean christian family friendly pg clean no bad language thread, is it not, my friend?
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W E L L S A I D M Y G U Y (?)
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Crabwhale said:
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Your lack of sensitivity for Bone-nam veterans is astounding. But since you're here, you should give your opinion on this debate.
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T H O T S L A Y E R said:
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