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Anarchy In The UK Thread 1 of 1
- Thread starter Torlikoff
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"Well gentlemen, I have to do something ... I'll be right back," I say, to get up and leave the bar.
Soon after I teleport myself to the moon.
"Well well well, as my master had said ... you can't reason with superhumans, the best you can do is to make them believe they have control ... so, let's give them a playground", whisper, for then hold out my hands, my eyes shine from red to gold as I manipulate reality, enveloping the entire planet with a light that only I can see.
In an instant it vanishes, showing the Earth as if nothing had changed it.
With a grin, I teleport myself back to the bar, drinking my drink.
Soon after I teleport myself to the moon.
"Well well well, as my master had said ... you can't reason with superhumans, the best you can do is to make them believe they have control ... so, let's give them a playground", whisper, for then hold out my hands, my eyes shine from red to gold as I manipulate reality, enveloping the entire planet with a light that only I can see.
In an instant it vanishes, showing the Earth as if nothing had changed it.
With a grin, I teleport myself back to the bar, drinking my drink.
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Noting that the cat has left, I decide to apply a law on him.
Nothing and nobody can kill him.
Nothing and nobody can kill him.
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"...Wait, that's not a bad idea, Frank. If we predict the doomsdays before they happen, we can make a to of money." Dennis stopped to think for a moment, waving a finger in the air.
"...And as it turns out, women make some interesting decisions at the end of the world. You know, due to the implication."A slight grin crossed his face as he pondered the concept.
"...And as it turns out, women make some interesting decisions at the end of the world. You know, due to the implication."A slight grin crossed his face as he pondered the concept.
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"MAGIC!" The giant frog loli yells out.
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I teleport the cat in my arms and then go near the puppy.
"All right, you two, be friends ... and if you behave well, I'll give you some tuna," I say to the cat.
"All right, you two, be friends ... and if you behave well, I'll give you some tuna," I say to the cat.
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Hey, I heard you.I tell the cat telepathically.
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Frank was trying to stack his brain about how he used to do pr when he was a businessman, "Shit, I better ask Dennis" he goes back to the pub. "Ahem" Frank coughs as if I was clearing is through to make a speech, he doesn't fully unclog it and takes a drink. He starts u controllably coughing until he starts spraying mucus in the floor. "Ahem, er- Dennis? How do I do pr shit?"
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"Hey you, Frank? Can you show me that bat?", I ask, reaching out.
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Eden heads off the the supernal realm, manipulating concepts and using his plot and fate control that extends over all realities and dimensions, manipulating the hyper narrative to bring back the Lizard Man who was hit by the bat.
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"How about a bet? If I can't throw a ball out of the planet I'll give you what you want, but if I can ... I'll give you what you want"
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The rat is now protected by the plot powers of the hyper narrative causing harm to avoid them
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"Hey, Dennis ... can you lend me the bat? I have to throw a ball over the stratosphere"
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Plot twist, the oen that was getting attacked wasn't Jack, but his sensory, Grey Rat.
The smol lizard calls upon the memories of the throne to use Netsiv Melakh and reduce Dennis a pillar of salt.
The smol lizard calls upon the memories of the throne to use Netsiv Melakh and reduce Dennis a pillar of salt.
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Now he's 130% more salt
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I approach Dennis, taking the bat from his hands.
"I'll bring it back to you in a moment," I say, then leave the bar.
I create a ball on which I write something and then lift it.
I hold the bat firmly, bend my legs and, turning my pelvis, hit the ball, throwing it well past the atmosphere, piercing the space and time.
Showing a satisfied grin, I return to the bar.
"Here, this is yours," I say to the bartender, giving him back the bat.
"I'll bring it back to you in a moment," I say, then leave the bar.
I create a ball on which I write something and then lift it.
I hold the bat firmly, bend my legs and, turning my pelvis, hit the ball, throwing it well past the atmosphere, piercing the space and time.
Showing a satisfied grin, I return to the bar.
"Here, this is yours," I say to the bartender, giving him back the bat.
