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[CrimsonStarFallen]

Isekai, a japanese genre. Typically used in Light Novels and Anime.

I want Isekai.

 

[Junkoposter]

The giant frog loli literaly just eats the soda can whole.

 

[Faruel1998]

I make a joyful verse.

"Tell me doggy, what's your name?", I ask, talking telepathically in his language.

 

[Drite77]

BORK!

 

[Overlord775]

Suddenly, a billion skeletons pop out of the ground.


Spooky Scary Skeletons Remix Extended Mix

 

[Faruel1998]

I look at the little dog with a puzzled look.

"Mmm, you know what? Now you can understand and speak human language," I exclaim, manipulating reality

 

[Drite77]

"... I want food!"

The dog shouts

 

[Moritzva]

"HEY! LISTEN UP! I'M SETTING SOME GROUND RULES!"

Dennis clacked two bottles against eachother, standing up.

"First of all, this is a safe zone. No fighting. Nada. And as long as you obey that? Discount on all your beers."

"Think you're strong enough to kill me? Well, maybe you are! But are you willing to also incur the wrath of every isekai drunkard since the year 100? Probably not."

"Anyways, that's the only rule. No violence in the bar. Period. Cool?"

 

[Junkoposter]

"YOU DO NOT SCARE ME BAR MAAAAAN!" The giant frog loli yells out. She summons some more frogs.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Rito sits by himself in the bar and orders some beer.

As he sits he enjoys watching the others he was summoned with mess around.

What an odd experience

 

[Faruel1998]

In a snap of my fingers I make the skeletons and frogs disappear and then sit at the counter.

"Bartender! A glass of coffee liqueur for me!", I exclaim, and then put the little dog on the floor, a bowl full of pieces of chicken breast appears in front of him.

 

[Drite77]

The dog furiously eat the chicken, and when its done with it, the dog hops up on the nice stranger's lap, sleeping on it, using his arm as a form of pillow

 

[Faruel1998]

I utter a silent verse of joy while stroking the little puppy.

 

[Moritzva]

Dennis huffed and continued to hand out drinks. As long as the rules were followed.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Rito lifts up his mask some to take a sip from his beer, Not as bad as I expected he thought as he chuckled to himself as he continued to watch the others mess around.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I become the beer. Meeting another beer, i mate with it, creating more beer.

Evolution.

 

[Tago238]

Frank was in his office, eating some rum ham- sadly Artemis wasn't around. He could be real weird with this rum ham. Suddenly he hears a bunch of commotion coming from inside the bar.

"Immigrants!" He bellows, busting out of the door and haphazardly shooting up the bar, bullets flying everywhere

 

[Overlord775]

Because of being the only Taikyoku user in the current reality, the smol lizard becomes the Throne God, inforcing his Law of Smol over all reality and causing everybody to become chibified.

 

[Faruel1998]

Looking at myself and then at all the others I emit an irritated sigh and then change the reality, making everything return as before.

 

[Tago238]

Frank continues to rain bullets

 

[Overlord775]

Because of Hadou Gods being only ovewritable by a god of equal or superior Taikyoku, reality cannot be changed back by the powers of the Root

 

[Drite77]

O:

"I'm so beautiful now!" *-*

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Meow"

 

[Drite77]

The dog quickly looks where the Meow came from, quickly jumping out of the Stranger's lap and going towards the cat, then he starts to sniff the little fella

 

[Faruel1998]

"Now even the cat speaks", I say with a bored tone to then manipulate reality.

Immediately afterwards I make sure that the inhabitants of the planet believe they have always been chibi, so as to avoid unpleasant incidents.

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Meeow"

Urgh, what does that ugly cur want from me. And why does everything look weird?

 

[Drite77]

After the meow, the dog makes a hunting pose, as if it is trying to play with the cat, and waits for it to do the same

 

[WHYNAUT]

Snuggles pulls back its head.

Repulsive.

 

[Drite77]

The dog gets pissed that he is being ignored, so he jumps into the cat, biting it in the neck, but it doesn't really hurt that much

 

[Tago238]

Frank starts shooting the pets. "Ah shit, everything is like the Asian shit now, god damn Asians buying out our American livelihoods. Better not be the bad Korea doing this"

 

[WHYNAUT]

Since the dog is only a pup, Snuggles simply slaps him away before fleeing from Frank.

 

[Faruel1998]

With a snap of my fingers, I send Frank to the north pole before he shoots the dog and the cat

 

[Tago238]

Frank calls an air jet to get back home, due to cartoon physics and the reduced volume of Earth this takes approximately 6 seconds

 

[Tago238]

"Idiot, I could've cooked up that pet real nice if I got a good shot, I didn't go to Vietnam for this- they were perfectly fine with eating that shit"

 

[Faruel1998]

With a snap of my fingers, I make Frank suffer a heart attack.

Although it is probably the work of his bad diet

 

[Overlord775]

Frank's heart re-starts

 

[Tago238]

"Ah, Jesus!" Frank stumbles in the bar again. "Alright fine, I apologise- how about I offer you an egg? Just let me live a bit more alright?"

 

[Paul_Frank]

Abstract Eden starts playing with platonic concepts in his hands, while floating above the others.

"You people sure are a strange group."

 

[Faruel1998]

"No, thank you ... besides, lizard man ... goodbye", I say and then teleport the whole bar, except for the Kobold in another planet Earth of another universe, far from his stupid law.

 

[Overlord775]

"It's Kobold"

The throne god makes so everyone that was teleported away, if they wish so, can return back to the universe of the law.