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the thing (john carpenter)

  1. The_Wright_Way

    The Thing aboard the Death Star

    The commander gave a tired yawn as the radio crackled to life. He hated working night shift on the radio. "Research vessel 'Rebellion' this is the Death Star. We've received your transmission. Is the expedition to Hoth complete?" "Yes, sir. We've found a strange alien life form frozen in the...
  2. Moathon

    The Thing vs Dio Brando

    Dio from Part 1, vampire form with plenty of blood to suck, vs the thing. The thing is a sizeable amount and has absorbed a human being before the fight. Dio has prior knowledge of the thing. Battle takes place in the burning joestars mansion.
  3. Stalker_Maggot

    The thing gets Terminated (G r a c e)

    The Thing (John Carpenter) vs The Terminator (T-800) 9-A Terminator is used Speed equalized The Thing has assimilated 10 people Fight takes place in new york The Thing (John Carpenter): The Terminator (T-800); Inconclusive: 7
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    • the terminator (series) the terminator (t-800) the thing (john carpenter)
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Kiryu2012

    The Thing tries to assimilate your verse

    The Thing has somehow arrived in your favorite verse and aims to assimilate all life within it. Can your verse survive? Speed equalized. Round 1: Gauntlet Scenario. The Thing has already assimilated an Alaskan malamute. Round 2: The Thing is randomly dropped into your verse and is allowed to...
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    • friendly discussion the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  5. Roachman40

    Is this 9-B or 9-A?

    The Blair Thing is able two cause This Much damage (At 0:36) would that Eruption be 9-A or 9-B?
  6. Stalker_Maggot

    The Thing vs SCP-610

    This should be... Intersting The Thing (John Carpenter) vs SCP-610 Both are 9-B Speed is equalized
  7. Christian_Higdon

    Skitzo vs The Thing

    Speed Equalized. Both are 9-B. The Thing has already assimilated a full-grown man. In-character for both. Battle is in Africa. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Thing: 4 Skitzo: 2 Both of them die: 1
  8. Yobo_Blue

    Alien Assimilation vs Man-Made Plague

    The Thing (John Carpenter) vs Nano-Virus (Plague Inc.) Both have infected two different people in the same city SBA Who wins?
    • Yobo_Blue
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    • nano-virus (plague inc.) plague inc. the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. Christian_Higdon

    Shinichi vs The Thing

    Speed Equal. Both are 9-B. The Thing has assimilated a person. Both are in-character. Who wins? Shinichi: 0 Monster: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  10. Yobo_Blue

    The Thing vs Batman (Rematch)

    The Thing (John Carpenter) vs Batman (Post-Crisis) Same conditions as this thread To summarize One Thing with a human forms is trying to assimilate Gotham. It starts near the heart of the city at a funeral home. Batman knows all about the Thing but doesn't know where it is or what form it's...
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    • batman (post-crisis) dc comics the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 87
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    "Uh Jigsaw? That, Thing's not dead yet."

    Alright, so this might be a wierd one. It'll be the first time I've given prep to one character but not the Thing, but I think it'll work out fine and hopefully not be another Thing loss. For the sake of arguement, yes some of the traps set up can completely destroy the Thing and some traps have...
  12. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Hey look! Another stomp! 682 starts something with an alien...

    It's 1 in the morning, I'm tired and feel like upsetting people. Let's do this! Article Canon 682 vs 6 assimilated D-Class in a 15x15x15 meter room. Win via whatever means possible if any actually exist. Speed Equalized because fluck it. Nothing special, just a standard monster brawl. The...
  13. CinnabarManx421

    Some Thing invades Caleb City

    The Thing has invaded Caleb City and has already assimilated 4 people. The Nameless One goes to try and stop it. -Both at 9-B -Speed Equalized -Battle takes place in an abandoned warehouse Thing: (0 votes) Nameless One: (7 votes, ABoogie, Lit, Christian, Apies, Crimson, Headless, Dbz)...
  14. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    "You see Rick, that's the Thing,"

    Not really a fan of Rick & Morty, most of the humor just kinda slid off of me without much reaction, but my favorite spam could of course use some more matches so why not. Rick has just portaled him self into an abondoned warehouse with 6 fully assimilated human-things. Rick is aware something...
  15. Arrogant_Schmuck

    GLaDOS vs The Thing

    Attempts to get matches completed for her continue GLaDOS vs The Thing (John Carpenter) Starts in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center in GLaDOS's chamber Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. Speed unequal for now
  16. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Akame vs The Thing

    This is either one of my worst or better ideas. Let's find out. BoS AGK Akame, the Thing has assimilated two fodder people and has knowledge on Akame's OHKill. Speed Equalized. Fight happens in an open town square in Akame's verse. No outside interference. Akame The Thing
  17. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Jake Berenson vs The Thing

    I did this some months ago and forgot about it so lets redo it. Anyway, I'm not too sure how the morphing process would interact with Thing assimilation so I figure why not take it here and possibly get some more matches on The Thing's record. Win/win! Both are standing 10 meters apart, Jake is...
  18. Crimson_Azoth

    Because my last Thing match went so well... | The Thing vs Lucy Carlyle | (6 - 0 - 0)

    Let's try this again, eh? Lucy had been called out to an old house on the outskirts of Chelsea. It was midway through the Black Winter, one of the deadliest periods of the Problem since it began. A neighbor had called in, saying that they had seen a gross, mishappen creature standing in the...
  19. Christian_Higdon

    The Thing vs Necroa Virus

    Both are 10-C. Battle is in a human body. Speed Equal. Win via total infection or death. Who wins? Necroa: 7 Thingy: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  20. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Ford Pines discovers Something awful

    So the Thing just beat James Bond and when I was adding the results to both profiles I noticed Bond had a better W/L record then the Thing and I just can't abide that, so it's time to revive my Thing spam. Just gonna summerize copy/paste the setting from the Thing/Bond thread. Fight takes place...
  21. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    James Bond finds something horrible (Grace)

    As the snowmobile growled to a stop near the top of a ridge, the rider, a man wrapped head to toe in heavy winter gear, stepped off and crawled the rest of the way to the top attempting to get a view of the base down below. The man, a one James Bond, pulled out a pair of thermal binoculars and...
  22. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Raimi Venom vs The Thing (I guess were doing this again)

    So the Thing's only Incon got removed because of an AP upgrade, but since AP really doesn't matter too much here, let's redo it. Copy/Paste Speed is Equal. Venom has cornered a very strangly behaving man in a construction building. In resopnse, the Thing explodes into a bipedal mass of claws...
  23. Christian_Higdon

    I hope this isn't a stomp but it likely is: The Thing vs Bendy

    Speed Equal. The Thing has already infected an elephant. Both are in-character. Who wins? Bendy: 0 Thing: 0 Inconclusive: 1
  24. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Momo Momozono vs The Thing (Finished)

    Fight takes place in a darkened and closed school building. The Thing is divided into a dozen small animal sized bits and spread out around the school. Momo knows not to let it touch her but that's it. Speed Equalized, Victory via any means. So I forgot how interesting Momo is and now I wanna...
  25. Ecstasy_Amphetamine

    Xenomorph vs The T H A N G but with a twist

    Idk if this is allowed. Speed equalized, this is the Tarkatan Xenomorph from Mortal Kombat X we're using here and both creatures have assimilated/captured warriors to fight for them and conquer Outworld. Win conditions is to kill the first Xenomorph or Thing by any means, or completely wipe out...
  26. Kiryu2012

    The Penguins of Madagascar vs The Thing

    Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private vs The Thing Fight takes place in U,S. Outpost 31, with the Penguins having access to underground tunnels through which to relay info to one another, as well as test each other to see if anyone's been assimilated Speed equalized The Thing has already...
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    • dreamworks kowalski skipper the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. QrowBarr

    The Thing vs SCP-173

    Unique match-up or something else? Fight takes place where SCP: CB takes place in. Extended canon 173 is used 173 has an hour of prep before the Thing arrives. Speed is unequalized Both are 50 meters away The Thing has assimilated a domestic cat. However, it can increase in AP as soon as soon...
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    • scp foundation scp-173 the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 57
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Numbersguy

    A ghost tries to kill an alien

    Both are hard to kill, but which one will come on top? John Raimi The Thing They fight in a suburb of China Raimi starts in his ghost form The Thing has already infected a crane Raimi knows how to kill The Thing, but doesn't know what The Thing is or how it works
  29. Kiryu2012

    Gir vs The Thing

    Might be a stomp, but eh. Gir vs The Thing Fight takes place in the city in Invader Zim (specifically several blocks near Zim's base), with Gir initially unaware of the Thing's presence Speed equalized In-character The Thing has already assimilated an Alaskan Malamute and is already aware...
  30. Christian_Higdon

    It's some sort of....thing, Rick

    Speed Equal. 9-B versions. Rick has a few minutes of prep. The Thing starts in a Catholic Church, having assimilated a cat, while Rick starts in a building a block from the church. Rick has the equipment from the fight against the president. Both are in-character. Who wins? Rickroll: 0...
  31. The_Wright_Way

    The Thing vs. Springtrap

    Springtrap stalked the young boy through the hallways of Fazbear's Fright, slowly closing in on his prey. The boy turned around to reveal that his fingers were touching his face, which was impressive with both hands down by his side. The Thing roared, it sounded like the roar of every animal on...
    • The_Wright_Way
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    • five nights at freddy's springtrap (five nights at freddy's) the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 87
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  32. Christian_Higdon

    Assimilation Complete: Ao Oni vs The Thing

    Speed Equal. 9-B versions. The Thing had already assimilated a deer. Both are bloodlusted. Win via death, KO, incap or BFR (somehow). Who wins? The Purple Monster: 0 The True Abomination: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  33. Schnee_One

    Raimi Venom vs The Thing

    Yeah yeah I jumped on the bandwagon, why not you know? Yes I get it's 9A vs 9B but with the abilities involved IDT it's a problem, Speed is Equal. Fight in the construction building in SM3. Venom: The Thing: Incon: 6
    • Schnee_One
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    • the thing (john carpenter) venom (raimi spider-man trilogy)
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Crimson_Azoth

    I toss my hat into the Thing spam (also get a new character of mine some fights) | GRACE

    This is The Thing (John Carpenter) from the horror film of the same name against Ysabel Tevora from the RPG World's End Fight takes place on a grassy plain Speed =/= The Thing has assimilated a single Voronese solider The Thing: 0 Ysabel: 7 (ApiesDeathbyLazors, Litentric Teo, Starter Pack...
  35. The_Wright_Way

    Batman vs. The Thing

    Bruce Wayne was casually flipping through channels when he stops on the News Channel. "The empty cruiser has arrived at Gotham Bay carrying nothing but one dead crew member and a mysterious creature frozen in a block of ice. No further information has been released at this time." Bruce scratched...
  36. Seventy96

    The Thing vs Notorious B.I.G

    Speed equalized The Thing can see and hurt B.I.G
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    • carne jojo's bizarre adventure the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. The_real_cal_howard

    The Thing vs The Ditto

    Inspired by this Smosh video
  38. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    The Thing fight another shapeshifter

    Jake Berenso vs The Thing. Jake is in his tiger morph and the Thing is shifted into a 9-C abomination of tentacles and claws. But that's not really thiat important because the disscusion is just gonna have to come down to the mechanics of each characters abilities. Jake's morphing uses DNA to...
  39. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    The Thing fights an SCP again. (Grace)

    To steal from my own match, blah blah cross SCP experiement blah blah, both 1294 and a human fully assimilated by the Thing are in a 5m x 5m x 5m room. Victory is achieved by whichever monster manages to fully absorb the other. SCP-1294 The Thing
  40. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    This is probably a very bad idea.

    8-C Frisk vs a 9-C Thing in a human body. Fight happens in the judgement hall. Speed Equalized. I don't have anything else to say. This is probably a horrible stomp, but I'm curious to see what happens. The Thing Frisk
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