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the thing (john carpenter)

  1. ThePrimalHunter

    Composite Human vs The Thing REMATCH (6 Years Later) (GRACE)

    6 years ago, CH faught John Carpenter's "The Thing" in this thread. The thing is (hehehehehehe), I always found this match unfair for CH. Within 3 hours, the thing could easily infect hundreds of animals and overwhelm CH with numbers alone. Plus, CH had no prior knowledge on the thing at all. He...
  2. TheShape03

    The Thing (John Carpenter) "Rework"

    Current profile. New profile. There are not many differences between both profiles, but I will list the new things... you understand? new THINGS, ok sorry. 1) New keys, there are many Thing Bioforms of different sizes and with different physical abilities. So I decided to add more keys...
  3. TheShape03

    The Thing (John Carpenter) [CRT]

    Currently, The Thing's profile takes into account things from the 2002 video game and Dark Horse comics, what's the problem with this? that the game and the comic series contradict each other. In the video game, which if I remember correctly takes place a few days after the first movie, Childs...
  4. ThePrimalHunter

    Heisenberg Fights A Thing (Walter White vs The Thing (John Carpenter)) (Grace)

    The man himself Walter White finds himself having to face off against an alien parasite Walter White vs The Thing (John Capenter) Ground Rules: The fight takes place in Gus's Superlab There are 3 Thing bioforms scattered around the lab (All 3 are humans) Walter has 2 weeks of prep time and...
  5. GoCommitDi

    The Thing vs Jimmy Hopkins (0-7-0)

    The Thing has come to terrorize Bullworth and has already assimilated a family of four and their pet dog, so Jimmy decides to stop it before it kills anyone else. Fight is inside Bullworth Academy at nighttime, completely empty Both will start 20 meters away Jimmy knows to avoid contact with...
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    • bully grand theft auto jimmy hopkins the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Stillwinston

    Commander Shepard vs The Thing - Mass Aliens

    Well thought this might be an interesting idea Plot: Shepard has been tasked with another assignment on Noveria, he travels in his mako alongside Garrus and Tali. As they drive closer to it they hear transmissions that sound panicked and scared. "D-Don.......don't go here.......i-it touched one...
  7. SpiteBattles

    Gordon Freeman vs The Thing (John Carpenter)

    -(quick) story- After fighting through Black Mesa, Gordon comes across a new, unexplored area in the facility he hasn't seen before. he walks through the area, finding no signs of xen or human life, until he finds a cowering scientist. "G-Gordon?! You have to help us! The new experiment had...
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    • gordon freeman half-life r.j. macready the thing (john carpenter) vs battle
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. BigSmoke4269

    the thing vs the boss baby

    the thing (john carpenter) vs the boss baby (the boss baby) the boss baby has prior knowledge and will attempt to use pacifiers from a distance the thing has assimilated a discord moderator the boss baby is bloodlusted and has one second of prep time battle takes place in freddy fazbears...
  9. Just_Butchering

    You wanna a rise from your clean up job? - Lamplighter vs The Thing

    Inspired by Pyro vs The Thing Tired of always doing the same sh*t at the psychiatric center, Lamplighter insists to Vought that he gets assigned a different job. Coincidentally, the Seven get alerted about a mysterious transmission coming from an isolated base, where something has invaded them...
  10. TheGuy

    Gumball fights against a thing

    I hope this is fair Speed is equalized Both are 9-A The Thing has assimilated a Elmore resident Gumball is aware of his abilities (meaning he knows touching it will be dangerous) Gumball will get equipment but the equipment that makes this a stomp for him is removed...
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    • gumball watterson the amazing world of gumball the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse)
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Carrion vs the thing

    The carrion was based on the thing so I guess this match makes sense Carrion Thing rules both 9-B (they both absorbed 2 humans) Speed equalized carrion is given knowledge of the thing since it at least has some intelligence battle takes place in an underground laboratory Similar to the...
  12. SpiteBattles

    SCP-001-A vs The Thing

    •Speed equal •The Thing had just assimilated 10 people •SCP-001-A has absorbed enough bio-mass to match The Thing •Battle takes place in a 10x10x10x10 room •Both have SCP-001-A has prior knowledge •Both bloodlusted Human Sun Sludge Monster: Mashed Human Tendril Creature: Incon:
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    • r.j. macready scp foundation scp-001 (s. d. locke's proposal) the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse) tier 9 vsbattles
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    Testing something. Seeing if it works or not. Also, Happy Halloween, everybody! (Jason Voorhees VS The Thing)

    Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) VS The Thing (John Carpenter's The Thing) Both are 9-B (Undead Jason is used and The Thing has assimilated a single human) Fight takes place at a deserted New York City. Speed is equalized Undead Serial Killer: Alien Parasite: Inconclusive:
  14. Sans2345

    The Thing (John Carpenter) vs The Jangly Man (Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)

    The Thing (John Carpenter) vs The Jangly Man (Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark) -Both are 9-B -Speed is equalized -Both are bloodlusted -Battle takes place in a abandoned police station -SBA The Thing: 0 The Jangly Man: 0 Inconclusive: 0 I hope this doesn't end up as a stomp.
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    • scary stories to tell in the dark the jangly man (scary stories to tell in the dark) the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse)
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. ThePrimalHunter

    The Thing Fights Itself

    John Carpenter's The Thing vs Ditto Speed is Equal Fight takes place in the middle of a crowded New York City 1 person has been assimilated I really hope this is fair The Shapeshifting Alien Monster: 0 The Shapeshifting Pokemon: 0 Incon: 0
  16. ThePrimalHunter

    Ash Williams fights a Thing (0-0-0)

    Ash has managed to fight his way out of Deadites for years, but can he manage to defeat the alien parisite that has wiped out entire planets? Both 9-B Speed is Equal The Thing has infected 8 people Ash has access to his full arsinal exept for the Kandarian Dagger. Everything else is allowed...
  17. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    The Thing vs Destoroyah

    I'll be honest, I've kinda lost interest in VS debating recently, but this seems like it could be a fun discussion. I'd have never thought the Thing would be in the same weight class as a Godzilla monster though. Speed Equalized Destoroyah is restricted to 9-B forms and below The Thing has...
  18. Roachman40

    Alien VS The Thing

    Speed is Equalized Battle takes place in an empty room both are 9-B Big Chap: 6 The Thing: 1 Inconclusive:
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    • alien (franchise) big chap the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse)
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Bruhtelho

    Frank West VS The Thing

    Both at 9-B, Base Frank West is used The Thing has assimilated 5 nearby Survivors Frank West has Full Arsenal and knows not to let The Thing touch him Fight takes place inside Willamette Parkview Mall in Paradise Plaza Both start 10 meters apart from each other Speed is equalized Fight...
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    • dead rising frank west the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse)
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Stalker_Maggot

    A Hopeful Survivor deals with a indescribable monster

    Eric is looking across the island in hopes to figure out a way to get off the island. When suddently, he finds a ship crashed on the island. He hears dozens of cannibals run towards the ship and he sees a monster- something indescribable jump out and attack infect the cannibals. Eric pulls out...
  21. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    An itty bitty, teeny tiny thing revision (Of the John Carpenter variety)

    The Thing's durability needs to be altered a bit. Currently it says Varies from Below Average Human level to Building level (Survived the explosion of the whole base and managed to regenerate), Regeneration makes it incredibly hard to kill (If you don´t destroy every single cell it will...
  22. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    The Thing crash lands on the Subnautica planet (whatever it's called)

    I'm always on the lookout for new and interesting Thing matches and this dude has acid missiles so he's fair game! So, the setting: The Thing, in a busted, one-man space pod, crashes into the ocean on the Subnautica planet (is it ever named in-game?) and before it can escape, gets swallowed up...
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    • reaper leviathan ryley robinson subnautica the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. tasty_smoovee

    The Thing Among Us

    There are 2 Imposters Among Us. 2 parasitic shape-shifting aliens face off. (I wonder why this hasn't been done yet.) The Thing (John Carpenter) vs. The Impostor (Among Us) -------------------------------------------------------------- Fight takes place on the Skeld, giving the Impostor the home...
  24. Maverick_Zero_X

    Spongebob vs The Thing

    Both are 9-B and Speed is equalized Both are in-character, with no prior knowledge Spongebob has the Magic Pencil The Thing has assimilated two adult men
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    • spongebob squarepants (character) spongebob squarepants (universe) the thing (john carpenter) the thing (verse)
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. SailorGalacticRose

    The Empty Child vs The Thing

    The Empty Child vs The Thing Both are 9-B. Fight takes place in 1940's London. Gas Masked Zombie: 0 The Thing: 0 The Doctor appears and defeats them both (Inconclusive): 0
  26. The_Golden_Moustache

    Can The Thing (John Carpenter) assimiliate a Saiyan? (DBZ)

    Yes you read that right,since The Thing has assimiliated alot of things in the cosmos and other aliens before (and it's implied) and can copy them perfectly. Would it be able to assimiliate a Saiyan? I know this question sounds dumb but still i'm genuinely curious.
  27. Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera

    Cell that can't be touched vs microorganism that LOVES to be touched

    The Thing vs the Grey Goo Rules: - The Grey Goo starts at his smallest; Tasty Planet Forever - The Thing is imitating 1 human - Fight takes place in a military base Who wins? Don't touch me: 0 Don't touch me but in grey: 0 Thunder McQuee: 0
  28. The_Wright_Way

    FP: Infected Arrow ~ Hawkeye vs The Thing

    Focal Point Universe Hub: https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/4101714?useskin=oasis ~ This is ..... MacReady at Outpost 31. Do not.... I repeat, do not respond. Quarantine.... Alien lifeform.... if it gets out... every single lifeform on the face of the Earth.... and nothing can stop it! Repeat...
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    • hawkeye (marvel cinematic universe) marvel cinematic universe the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 40
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  29. EnnardTrap1987

    The Thing VS William Birkin

    Speed equalised The Thing has assimilated a 9-A scientist Fight takes place in Raccoon City Win via decap Both begin a few meters away from each other Birkin is given time to transform into his stages The Thing: 0 William Birki: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  30. EnnardTrap1987

    The Thing VS Spider-Man (Neversoft)

    Both 9-B Speed equalised The Thing: 0 Spider-Man: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  31. Oblivion_Of_The_Endless

    The Thing vs Ikki

    Idk, Im bored... Speed Equal Pre SSSAF Ikki Amps restricted I guess The Thing already assimilated a fully grown man Both 3 meters apart A thing: A skilled boy: Inconclusive:
  32. Xenomorphios

    Overhaul VS The Thing (John Carpenter)

    This may seem like a stomp but this might actually be a closer match then you might think: The thing assimilated 100 people and Kai knows about it's assimilation but it suprise attacks him. Takes place in a corridor, 10 feet from each other. The Thing is blood lusted. Speed equalized.
  33. EnnardTrap1987

    Pennywise (1990) VS The Thing

    Both 9-B Speed equalised The Thing has assimilated a man Pennywise: 0 The Thing: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  34. EnnardTrap1987

    The Thing VS SCP-035

    The Thing has assimilated a Class-D personnel SCP-035 has possessed another Class-D personnel Speed equalised Fight takes place in SCP-035's containment chamber The Thing: 3 SCP-035: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  35. EnnardTrap1987

    The Thing VS The Demogorgon

    Both are 9-B and speed is equalised, The Thing has already assimilated one human and The Demogorgon is bloodlusted. The Thing: 0 The Demogorgon: 1 Tie: 0
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    • dead by daylight the demogorgon (dead by daylight) the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. The_Wright_Way

    Halloween Special ~ The Thing vs The Shape

    Takes place in an endless forest with random fire sprouts littered around. Speed Equalized. vs.
  37. The_Wright_Way

    John Carpenter vs Wes Craven

    The Thing and Michael Myers (Dead by Daylight) vs Ghostface (Dead by Daylight) and Freddy Kreuger (New Nightmare) Takes place in an abandoned forest, completely devoid of life. All fighters at 9-B. Speed Equalized.
  38. DatOneWeeb

    The Thing Must Fight Cancer

    The Thing vs Cancer (Cells at Work) Both are only a single cell. So 10-C. Thing: Cancer: Incon: 2
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    • cancer (cells at work!) cells at work! the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. QrowBarr

    SomeThing Rotten This Way Comes (The Thing vs Angor Rot) (0-3-0)

    Speed is equal Takes place in an abandoned school The Thing has assimilated 4-5 people Angor is given prior knowledge and several minutes to prep SBA Nasty Little Thing: Rotten Anger: (Apies, Schnee, BananaMan) Thunder:
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    • angor rot dreamworks the thing (john carpenter)
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Nothing There vs The Thing

    Weird copying things It's not there vs It's there Speed is equalized. Battle takes place in a facility surrounded with employees.
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