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https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_(John_Carpenter)?so=search
As question and title implies, what would happen if the Thing attempted to assimilate your favorite character on this wiki? Would it successfully assimilate them, or fail in its attempts?
Deadites, one of the most creepy & broken demons in all of horror. The Thing Parasite, one of the most creepy & broken parasites in all of horror. Which one would win?
A group of 6 friends all go to a cabin, where 3 of them read the Necronomicon and are possessed by the demons inside. The other...
If this hasnt been done, im surprised
Anyways
There is going to be a lot of reading here, so i hope your ready
This will be a standard Among Us match on the planet of Polus.
There are two Imposters, and one Crewmate assimilated with the Thing, along with the rest of the Crew doing tasks
The...
6 years ago, CH faught John Carpenter's "The Thing" in this thread. The thing is (hehehehehehe), I always found this match unfair for CH. Within 3 hours, the thing could easily infect hundreds of animals and overwhelm CH with numbers alone. Plus, CH had no prior knowledge on the thing at all. He...
Current profile.
New profile.
There are not many differences between both profiles, but I will list the new things... you understand? new THINGS, ok sorry.
1) New keys, there are many Thing Bioforms of different sizes and with different physical abilities. So I decided to add more keys...
Currently, The Thing's profile takes into account things from the 2002 video game and Dark Horse comics, what's the problem with this? that the game and the comic series contradict each other.
In the video game, which if I remember correctly takes place a few days after the first movie, Childs...
The man himself Walter White finds himself having to face off against an alien parasite
Walter White vs The Thing (John Capenter)
Ground Rules:
The fight takes place in Gus's Superlab
There are 3 Thing bioforms scattered around the lab (All 3 are humans)
Walter has 2 weeks of prep time and...
The Thing has come to terrorize Bullworth and has already assimilated a family of four and their pet dog, so Jimmy decides to stop it before it kills anyone else.
Fight is inside Bullworth Academy at nighttime, completely empty
Both will start 20 meters away
Jimmy knows to avoid contact with...
Well thought this might be an interesting idea
Plot: Shepard has been tasked with another assignment on Noveria, he travels in his mako alongside Garrus and Tali. As they drive closer to it they hear transmissions that sound panicked and scared. "D-Don.......don't go here.......i-it touched one...
-(quick) story-
After fighting through Black Mesa, Gordon comes across a new, unexplored area in the facility he hasn't seen before. he walks through the area, finding no signs of xen or human life, until he finds a cowering scientist. "G-Gordon?! You have to help us! The new experiment had...
the thing (john carpenter) vs the boss baby (the boss baby)
the boss baby has prior knowledge and will attempt to use pacifiers from a distance
the thing has assimilated a discord moderator
the boss baby is bloodlusted and has one second of prep time
battle takes place in freddy fazbears...
Inspired by Pyro vs The Thing
Tired of always doing the same sh*t at the psychiatric center, Lamplighter insists to Vought that he gets assigned a different job. Coincidentally, the Seven get alerted about a mysterious transmission coming from an isolated base, where something has invaded them...
I hope this is fair
Speed is equalized
Both are 9-A
The Thing has assimilated a Elmore resident
Gumball is aware of his abilities (meaning he knows touching it will be dangerous)
Gumball will get equipment but the equipment that makes this a stomp for him is removed...
The carrion was based on the thing so I guess this match makes sense
Carrion
Thing
rules
both 9-B (they both absorbed 2 humans)
Speed equalized
carrion is given knowledge of the thing since it at least has some intelligence
battle takes place in an underground laboratory Similar to the...
•Speed equal
•The Thing had just assimilated 10 people
•SCP-001-A has absorbed enough bio-mass to match The Thing
•Battle takes place in a 10x10x10x10 room
•Both have SCP-001-A has prior knowledge
•Both bloodlusted
Human Sun Sludge Monster:
Mashed Human Tendril Creature:
Incon:
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) VS The Thing (John Carpenter's The Thing)
Both are 9-B (Undead Jason is used and The Thing has assimilated a single human)
Fight takes place at a deserted New York City.
Speed is equalized
Undead Serial Killer:
Alien Parasite:
Inconclusive:
The Thing (John Carpenter) vs The Jangly Man (Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
-Both are 9-B
-Speed is equalized
-Both are bloodlusted
-Battle takes place in a abandoned police station
-SBA
The Thing: 0
The Jangly Man: 0
Inconclusive: 0
I hope this doesn't end up as a stomp.
John Carpenter's The Thing vs Ditto
Speed is Equal
Fight takes place in the middle of a crowded New York City
1 person has been assimilated
I really hope this is fair
The Shapeshifting Alien Monster: 0
The Shapeshifting Pokemon: 0
Incon: 0
Ash has managed to fight his way out of Deadites for years, but can he manage to defeat the alien parisite that has wiped out entire planets?
Both 9-B
Speed is Equal
The Thing has infected 8 people
Ash has access to his full arsinal exept for the Kandarian Dagger. Everything else is allowed...
I'll be honest, I've kinda lost interest in VS debating recently, but this seems like it could be a fun discussion. I'd have never thought the Thing would be in the same weight class as a Godzilla monster though.
Speed Equalized
Destoroyah is restricted to 9-B forms and below
The Thing has...
Both at 9-B, Base Frank West is used
The Thing has assimilated 5 nearby Survivors
Frank West has Full Arsenal and knows not to let The Thing touch him
Fight takes place inside Willamette Parkview Mall in Paradise Plaza
Both start 10 meters apart from each other
Speed is equalized
Fight...
Eric is looking across the island in hopes to figure out a way to get off the island. When suddently, he finds a ship crashed on the island. He hears dozens of cannibals run towards the ship and he sees a monster- something indescribable jump out and attack infect the cannibals. Eric pulls out...
The Thing's durability needs to be altered a bit. Currently it says
Varies from Below Average Human level to Building level (Survived the explosion of the whole base and managed to regenerate), Regeneration makes it incredibly hard to kill (If you don´t destroy every single cell it will...
I'm always on the lookout for new and interesting Thing matches and this dude has acid missiles so he's fair game!
So, the setting:
The Thing, in a busted, one-man space pod, crashes into the ocean on the Subnautica planet (is it ever named in-game?) and before it can escape, gets swallowed up...
There are 2 Imposters Among Us.
2 parasitic shape-shifting aliens face off. (I wonder why this hasn't been done yet.)
The Thing (John Carpenter) vs. The Impostor (Among Us)
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Fight takes place on the Skeld, giving the Impostor the home...
Both are 9-B and Speed is equalized
Both are in-character, with no prior knowledge
Spongebob has the Magic Pencil
The Thing has assimilated two adult men
The Empty Child vs The Thing
Both are 9-B.
Fight takes place in 1940's London.
Gas Masked Zombie: 0
The Thing: 0
The Doctor appears and defeats them both (Inconclusive): 0
Yes you read that right,since The Thing has assimiliated alot of things in the cosmos and other aliens before (and it's implied) and can copy them perfectly.
Would it be able to assimiliate a Saiyan?
I know this question sounds dumb but still i'm genuinely curious.
The Thing vs the Grey Goo
Rules:
- The Grey Goo starts at his smallest; Tasty Planet Forever
- The Thing is imitating 1 human
- Fight takes place in a military base
Who wins?
Don't touch me: 0
Don't touch me but in grey: 0
Thunder McQuee: 0
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This is ..... MacReady at Outpost 31. Do not.... I repeat, do not respond. Quarantine.... Alien lifeform.... if it gets out... every single lifeform on the face of the Earth.... and nothing can stop it! Repeat...
Speed equalised
The Thing has assimilated a 9-A scientist
Fight takes place in Raccoon City
Win via decap
Both begin a few meters away from each other
Birkin is given time to transform into his stages
The Thing: 0
William Birki: 0
Inconclusive: 0
Idk, Im bored...
Speed Equal
Pre SSSAF Ikki
Amps restricted I guess
The Thing already assimilated a fully grown man
Both 3 meters apart
A thing:
A skilled boy:
Inconclusive:
This may seem like a stomp but this might actually be a closer match then you might think:
The thing assimilated 100 people and Kai knows about it's assimilation but it suprise attacks him.
Takes place in a corridor, 10 feet from each other. The Thing is blood lusted. Speed equalized.
The Thing has assimilated a Class-D personnel
SCP-035 has possessed another Class-D personnel
Speed equalised
Fight takes place in SCP-035's containment chamber
The Thing: 3
SCP-035: 0
Inconclusive: 0
Both are 9-B and speed is equalised, The Thing has already assimilated one human and The Demogorgon is bloodlusted.
The Thing: 0
The Demogorgon: 1
Tie: 0
The Thing and Michael Myers (Dead by Daylight) vs Ghostface (Dead by Daylight) and Freddy Kreuger (New Nightmare)
Takes place in an abandoned forest, completely devoid of life.
All fighters at 9-B.
Speed Equalized.