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Mr burns
Hunter carnivores
Rules
Speed equalized
first key hunter and 10-C Mr burns used
And hunter has his shotgun
Mr burns is allowed his rifle
Starting distance is 15ft
Battle takes place outside the Griffin home
This fight was never finished before GBM's profile got deleted. I moved his profile to the Joke Battles Wiki. Now we can finish this fight, starting over from the beginning. The result will be added only to GBM's profile, since that's how battles involving Joke Battle profiles work. This is...
So... Mr. Burns has this weird anti-toonforce thing where he gets worse the worse his opponent is. What could be worse than an opponent that can only HEAL its opponents? Yep. I'm pitting Mr. Burns against a Slime Bunny: an opponent that literally cannot harm anything. Problem is the Slime...
Homer tanks a nuclear meltdown (196 tons of tnt)
Credit to @TheShape03 for creating the calculation
Wiggum tanks an APC getting pulverized (.3 tons of tnt)
Skinner tanks his car getting vaporized (3.36 tons of tnt
Bart creates a shockwave (2.8 kilotons of tnt)
Bart tanks a portion of said...
You know, one of Mr. Burns selection of catchphrases is "Release the hounds!", and there's a good reason for that. Whenever he is displeased with someone, he would have his hounds called on them. In cases where Mr. Burns is feeling generous, he would just have A hound released. He can do this at...
Plot: Harry and Marv break into Angry Dad's house in the middle of the night with the intent of robbing him, but end up accidentally waking him up in the process.
Speed is equalized. Harry and Marv have crowbars, and Angry Dad is in his 9-C key.
Harry and Marv:
Angry Dad:
MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN
Rules:
10-C Mr.Burns
Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land
If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile
Speed is NOT equalized
Exellent:
Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN
Rules:
Both have everything they have
Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant inside Burns office
Both have one week of prepare time to serch about each other and strategise
Speed is equalized
Exellent:
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin'...
Simple battle with no so simple debating, let's go straight to It them
MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN
Rules:
Both are 10-C
Anything above 10-C is restricted(no gun for burns)
Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant
Mr. Burns start at his office
Penguin start in the powerplant Employee Break...
Rules:
The Flytrap has 5 traps
They start 6 inches away from each other
The Flytrap is bloodlusted
Battle takes place in Burns Office
SBA for everything else
Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
Speed is equalized
Both are bloodlusted
Battle takes place on Springfield. They start 74 meters away from water
8-C Bart is used
Bart only has his Equipment (With 22 ammunition)
SBA for everything else
Maguma: 7
Bart Simpson:
Maguma's AP: 1.46 Tons of TNT
Bart Simpson's AP: 0.682212195 tons of TNT
So I calc'd Mr. Burns' apparently casual lifting strength from him holding up a single carbon rod.: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Flashlight237/Calculation:_Mr._Burns_Holds_Up_a_Carbon_Rod
This holds consistency with his more "feat" feats like being able to hold up stuff like a...
Alan visits Springfield and drops by Mr. Burns' office so he can change his ways for the better and help him see why life is worth living. Burns, being the miserable, selfish grouch he is, doesn't want any of that and decides to get rid of Alan.
Fight takes place in Burns' office
"MY INSIDES...
Fight takes place on the top of the pizza tower
Speed is equalized
Both are 8-C
Distance is 15 meters
Peppino has his Pistol
SBA for anything else
Italian man: 7
(0.33 Tons Of TNT)
"D'OH": 0
(0.39 tons of TNT)
Incon: 0
Well, these two calculations were accepted.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheShape03/Lifting_Strength_for_The_Simpsons
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheShape03/Homer_Simpson_vaporizes_several_tons_of_rock
So everyone would scale to Class K in Lifting Strength, but...
This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page)
Round 3; Match 7: Homer Simpson vs Volt Foss (Solo Were-Hunter)
🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭
Match Rules:
• Speed is equalized
• All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A
• Takes place in the center of Geneva at...
This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page)
Round 2; Match 5: Vuk vs Homer Simpson
🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭
Match Rules:
Speed is equalized
All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A
Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise
70 meters starting...
This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page)
Round 1; Match 11: Marcy Wu vs Homer Simpson
🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭
Match Rules:
Speed is equalized
All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A
Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise
70 meters...
Sans fights Homer Simpson
Speed equalized
Sans is in character, Homer is bloodlusted
Homer has all equipment
Arena is Last Corridor
Starting Distance is 10m
9-A vs 9-A
Who wins?
Okay, so this is gonna be interesting. So, Beelzebub's main ability is inflicting someone with every disease known to man just by existing around them. Mr. Burns tanks that shit! Plus hey, at his best, he is pretty close to the AP rating Beel scales off. Mr. Burns is capable of harming...
Hey there. So, Mr. Burns usually has his hounds at the ready at his office/workplace. Heck, one of his most popular quotes is "Release the hounds!" Why the heck were the hounds not listed on his profile under the equipment section?
Fight takes place in Springfield
Gravel War Soldier is being used
Both are 9-A
Soldier only has his stock weapons and Homer has his Optional Equipment
Soldier: 0
Homer: 0
Incon: 0
Okay, so we have another 9-A glass cannon now... MORPHMAN! Mr. Burns is a 9-A glass cannon despite being known to be weak, with his Loch Ness Monster feat being seen as an outlier by his standards specifically. Let's see how these two go up against each other.
I mean Mr. Burns is the more...
Keep in mind, this is Mr. Burns at his weakest. I'm talking "Mr. Burns that gets knocked out by a camera flash" Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns:
Shrunken Bones:
Both are bloodlusted
Fight is in Mr. Burns' office
Speed is equalized
Win via incap, KO or death
Mr. Burns:
Shadow Plague:
Incon:
Both are 10-C
"Fight" takes place in Springfield Hospital
This is basically just a "Can Mr. Burns resist the Shadow Plague?"
Should be interesting.
Bart Simpson:
Rumble McSkirmish:
Incon:
Speed is equalized
Both are 9-A
Fight takes place outside the Simpsons household
Both are in character
Rumble doesn't BFR himself upon incapping Bart
Win via incap or death
Trash and the Gang:
Mr. Burns:
Incon:
Speed is equalized
Both are bloodlusted
Fight is in the Springfield Power Plant at 12 AM
Fight starts in Mr. Burns' office, 20 cm away from each other
Win via incap or death
Both are 10-C
Homelander (Dynamite Entertainment) vs. Homer Simpson.
Both are at their 9-A keys with speed being equalized. Fight takes place outside of Moe's Bar.
Homelander:
Homer: 7
Fight takes place in an indoor skatepark
Both are 8-C
Bart has his Optional Equipment
Anything else is standard battle assumptions
(Picture goes here)
Bart Simpson: 0
0.682212195 tons of TNT
Fancy Pants Man: 0
1.8062462788619850773 tons of TNT
Incon: 0
This fight seemed a lot more fun in my head, but I'm hoping that it'll overall be pretty interesting. Both of them are going to be 9-A, because I believe they're around the same level of power. Speed is equalized because I uh, think it has to be. Bart has all of his equipment including Cherry...
Pretty sure this has been done before, but I think the thread died. Oh well, Peter has recently gotten some buffs anyway.
Homer is 9-A
Speed is =
Fight starts inside Moe's Tavern
Homer: 7
Peter: 3
Incon:
Speed is equalized, both 9-A versions of Son Goku and Homer Simpson were used, and 21st Budokai Goku key was used.
The battle takes place in front of the Simpsons house.
Son Goku (Dragon Ball):
Homer Simpson:
Inconclusive:
"Six days have passed since a mysterious group of 16 individuals entered the forsaken Metropolis of decadence.
The quiet night of the Hospital streets is where our fateful encounter happens.
A clash of Executives and Peacekeepers is upon us. Soon,
Death will occur upon these streets."
Speed is equalized, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla Godzilla key and Giant Angry Dad were used. Both are 20m away from each other.
The battle takes place in Springfield.
Godzilla (Heisei): 2
Angry Dad:
Inconclusive:
Who would win the battle and why?
Speed is equalized, and both of them have all of their equipment.
The battle takes place in front of the Simpsons' House.
Homer Simpson: 5
Tom Cat:
Inconclusive:
Who would win and why?
Bald-Faced Hornet VS. Mr. Burns.
Yep, another Burns vs. Small insect battle.
Both are 10-C
Speed Equalized.
Voting ends February 10th
Explain how they win when your voting
Burns does not have his gun
Who wins?
Burns:
BFH: