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Mr burns
Hunter carnivores
Rules
Speed equalized
first key hunter and 10-C Mr burns used
And hunter has his shotgun
Mr burns is allowed his rifle
Starting distance is 15ft
Battle takes place outside the Griffin home
This fight was never finished before GBM's profile got deleted. I moved his profile to the Joke Battles Wiki. Now we can finish this fight, starting over from the beginning. The result will be added only to GBM's profile, since that's how battles involving Joke Battle profiles work. This is...
So... Mr. Burns has this weird anti-toonforce thing where he gets worse the worse his opponent is. What could be worse than an opponent that can only HEAL its opponents? Yep. I'm pitting Mr. Burns against a Slime Bunny: an opponent that literally cannot harm anything. Problem is the Slime...
You know, one of Mr. Burns selection of catchphrases is "Release the hounds!", and there's a good reason for that. Whenever he is displeased with someone, he would have his hounds called on them. In cases where Mr. Burns is feeling generous, he would just have A hound released. He can do this at...
MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN
Rules:
10-C Mr.Burns
Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land
If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile
Speed is NOT equalized
Exellent:
Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN
Rules:
Both have everything they have
Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant inside Burns office
Both have one week of prepare time to serch about each other and strategise
Speed is equalized
Exellent:
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin'...
Simple battle with no so simple debating, let's go straight to It them
MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN
Rules:
Both are 10-C
Anything above 10-C is restricted(no gun for burns)
Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant
Mr. Burns start at his office
Penguin start in the powerplant Employee Break...
Rules:
The Flytrap has 5 traps
They start 6 inches away from each other
The Flytrap is bloodlusted
Battle takes place in Burns Office
SBA for everything else
Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
So I calc'd Mr. Burns' apparently casual lifting strength from him holding up a single carbon rod.: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Flashlight237/Calculation:_Mr._Burns_Holds_Up_a_Carbon_Rod
This holds consistency with his more "feat" feats like being able to hold up stuff like a...
Alan visits Springfield and drops by Mr. Burns' office so he can change his ways for the better and help him see why life is worth living. Burns, being the miserable, selfish grouch he is, doesn't want any of that and decides to get rid of Alan.
Fight takes place in Burns' office
"MY INSIDES...
Okay, so this is gonna be interesting. So, Beelzebub's main ability is inflicting someone with every disease known to man just by existing around them. Mr. Burns tanks that shit! Plus hey, at his best, he is pretty close to the AP rating Beel scales off. Mr. Burns is capable of harming...
Hey there. So, Mr. Burns usually has his hounds at the ready at his office/workplace. Heck, one of his most popular quotes is "Release the hounds!" Why the heck were the hounds not listed on his profile under the equipment section?
Okay, so we have another 9-A glass cannon now... MORPHMAN! Mr. Burns is a 9-A glass cannon despite being known to be weak, with his Loch Ness Monster feat being seen as an outlier by his standards specifically. Let's see how these two go up against each other.
I mean Mr. Burns is the more...
Keep in mind, this is Mr. Burns at his weakest. I'm talking "Mr. Burns that gets knocked out by a camera flash" Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns:
Shrunken Bones:
Both are bloodlusted
Fight is in Mr. Burns' office
Speed is equalized
Win via incap, KO or death
Mr. Burns:
Shadow Plague:
Incon:
Both are 10-C
"Fight" takes place in Springfield Hospital
This is basically just a "Can Mr. Burns resist the Shadow Plague?"
Should be interesting.
Trash and the Gang:
Mr. Burns:
Incon:
Speed is equalized
Both are bloodlusted
Fight is in the Springfield Power Plant at 12 AM
Fight starts in Mr. Burns' office, 20 cm away from each other
Win via incap or death
Both are 10-C
Onto round 2 of our battle of glass cannons! This round we have None other then Mr. Burns, from The Simpsons, Submitted by GoCommitDu, goin up against Elsa from Frozen, Submitted by Adem Warlock69
The Current Standings
Speed is equal
They start in range
Elsa is Wall level durability with up...
...with 10-C durability
Speed is =
Burns has his gun
Both start 10 meters away
Fight is in Wyoming, which means nobody will know where they are, resulting in no outside help
Mr. Burns: 0
Bubble: 0
Incon: 6
Ok. this thread was done a little bit ago. However, the conclusion had issues and did not considering Glenn's navy training. A more recent episode brings up he was a navy soldier. So doing a quick rematch so this information can be considered for it. Same set up as before
Speed is equal
Burns...
Our next Old Man fight. Let's see who wins in the third round of the 10-C tournament. Mr. Burns vs Remy The Rat
Set up here
Rules
Both are 10-C
Speed is equal
Mr. Burns doesn't have his gun
Takes place in a forest
That's all. Round 3 begins
Mr. Burns: 5
Remy:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Haha. More Burns fighting people.
Burns is 10-C. But has his gun (which is 8-C+)
Base Deku, Beginnings form. (9-A)
Speed is equal
They are both in an apartment building and don't know where the other is, but know they want the other dead
There. Who wins and why?
Old Man Murders Kid: 4
Kid...
Ok. I decided. I'm just gonna make Mr. Burns fight people who aren't 8-C or higher. Now it's Frank West. Cause I keep making him fight people. But here's the condition
10-C Mr. Burns (durability wise)
But he has his gun and rifle (None of that lol can't even overpower a bug nonsense)
Speed is...
On a disease level, these two have everything known to man. And now they fight to the death
Speed is equal
Burns is 10-C
Burns has his Guns
Quagmire has A Gun as well
Who wins and why?
Mr. Burns: 7
Glenn Quagmire:
Inconclusive/Draw:
So in a thread, Burns regen came onto topic. He has High Low regen from when his skull was opened and he simply pushed it back closed. He has well crashed hard enough it caused him to spit out his lungs and he simply pushed them back into his body (1:20). And in the episode where we learn what...
I was gonna do Sloth vs Authority, but given a bee beat him, that's going to end up being a stomp in the Sloth's favor. Let's go for something else. Here, we have a Three-Toed Sloth against the character that can't decide on whether he wants to be weak af or relatively strong. Here are the...
Mr Burns vs Proffessor Farnsworth
Both are 10-C
Farnsworth gets his ray gun
Burns gets his pistol
SBA from there
Who wins and why?
Mr. Burns:
Professor Farnsworth: 7
Inconclusive/Draw:
Ok. So Mr. Burns vs Chelshia
Both are 8-C (cause 10-C is a little to powerful for Chel)
Mr. Burns is bloodlusted
Mr. Burns has 1 hour of prep and his pistol
Speed is equal
(I do it only like this cause she already beat Skinner without prep)
Chelshia: 5
Mr. Burns:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Mr. Burns started to pick on the little girl a Big Daddy was guarding. So Big Daddy steps in to attack Mr. Burns to the death.
Speed is equal
Full arsenal
Both are willing to kill
8-C Versions used
Takes place in a random location
Who wins and why?
Mr. Burns:
Big Daddy: 7
Inconclusive/Draw:
so at e3 they said in tapped out they were going to add battle royale content and they did but it was just parody but really this is every character at base all against each other this is only going to be in the main cannon so no radioactive man or kang n kodos this is going to include every...