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I'm choking please send help.ArbitraryNumbers said:@Cal
My idea is this:
Towards the beginning of the game, you hear that Kirby plushies around the world are being abused. Then you get a telepathic message from me in Authorspace, telling you that it's all because of Azzy. So I send you the coordinates for the location of the portal to his realm. There you face off against tons of outer gods, but you lack the means of harming them so your only choice is to run.
Once you get to the center of Azathoth's realm, you see him sitting on a floating platform with a bunch of shredded Kirby plushies, playing Triple Deluxe on his 3DS. To the left of him is a Nintendo Switch with a copy of Star Allies.
"I freaking hate Kirby", says Azathoth.
Cal and Azathoth fight. Cal wins.
"Ow. You got me", says Azathoth, "You win. No more Kirby abuse for me. I promise to be good now."