"Many years ago, the Admins hunted those possessed by the curse, but there was one that eluded them - the fiercest of all, Jonathanlighter. It was a terrible thing, and my fellow staff members could not defeat it. Some time after, the wankers came to flood the wiki, until a cave-in trapped the men, and woke the curse again. There were dozens of men. Blocked from the wiki, permanently, with no shot at redemption.
They were consumed by their anger at the wiki and driven mad. Harassers! Sockpuppets, creating new accounts. And if you kill this monstrous thing, the spirit is released, and swirls the wiki like an evil wind, waiting to create new accounts again. You best not try to reason with them; I have tried. You can only trap them, taunt them with IP blocks.
And after all these years, after many moons and many hunts, Jonathanlighter still roamed free, out of my grasp, beyond my reach. Until one night, a year ago, I was finally able to get him in my sight, but we were not alone in the Wiki that night.
While I was tracking Jonathan, it was tracking something else. Jonathanlighter harassed and posted **** videos of the Wiki. There was nothing I could do. I couldn't save the Wiki. But I could avenge it. I hunted his Sockpuppets down and I doused them with IP blocks. Jonathan was dead."
- Sockpuppet Backstory.
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