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Unpopular Opinions and (Friendly) Rant thread
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DaMonkeMan
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LMFAO
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Chicken, that way it can be used to create stuff like baked chicken breasts or fried tenders.
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Every door you open though. That includes the ones between every room, the ones in and out of a building, car doors, etc.
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Yeah, so that's even more chicken. Just stomp it hard, what's the problem.
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Imagine the scheduling issues it would cause. Imagine you're in public, you have to shit, you open the door to a public bathroom, a chicken jumps you, you open the stall door, a chicken jumps you and you have to hold the door open while you fight so you don't have to open it again, and this whole time you're right on the verge.
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You say that as if a chicken is strong. It ain't. You can easily shrug it off even if you have to use the bathroom. Again, kick it hard.
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Yeah, but like, 7,000 times a year is too much.
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7000 times a year just means more money from selling these carcasses
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You have to get a license, then properly dispose of and clean them, etc.
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yeah? And? Just go and do that. It ain't impossible.
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You can do all that, clean up the blood and shit everywhere, I'll have my one fight a year.
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Against an ape that can rip you apart? No thanks.
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I have a year of prep time, I'll just show up armed.
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Shoot the ape?
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DaMonkeMan
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I had a dream when I was like 10 where I was Naruto, I got jumped by 2 really short ninjas on the way to the bathroom, and I just straight up pissed on them, then I got promoted to a Jonin for stopping them.
DaMonkeMan
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Real.
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thats crazyDivinely orchestrated ad placement.
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I sometimes write down my dreams if they're memorable
Here's a recent one
"I'm a pokemon trainer travelling with friends. Suddenly grenades start dropping on us. I see it is done by bat pokemon in the trees. I send away my friends and use my pokemon to fight back. I fight with secret agents and eventually make way towards a hidden scientist after fighting through hordes of Minecraft zombies with boosted health. We talk and decide to get out of there."
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I cast bollock imploder gg
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i cast how to pronounce this Heeresgeschichtliches
RandomGuy2345
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Good thing that doesn't apply to me cause I was there during its peak.
DaMonkeMan
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nobody gives a shit bro (i actually do)
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How many times I gotta tell you? I'm not yakuza.
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6 month in the ban made you a f-ing pussy
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Alright Shmoopy-chanHuh? You must be mistaking me for some other man. I was never banned.
DaMonkeMan
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lot of gay energy here
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