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Ngl Ice Spice lost weight and the gooners are already saying she not valid anymore.
Like this tweet is insane
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Ngl Ice Spice lost weight and the gooners are already saying she not valid anymore.
Like this tweet is insane
Chicken, that way it can be used to create stuff like baked chicken breasts or fried tenders.Monkeman, would you rather have to fight a chicken every time you opened a door or fight an orangutan with a sword at the start of every year?
Every door you open though. That includes the ones between every room, the ones in and out of a building, car doors, etc.Chicken, that way it can be used to create stuff like baked chicken breasts or fried tenders.
Yeah, so that's even more chicken. Just stomp it hard, what's the problem.Every door you open though. That includes the ones between every room, the ones in and out of a building, car doors, etc.
Imagine the scheduling issues it would cause. Imagine you're in public, you have to shit, you open the door to a public bathroom, a chicken jumps you, you open the stall door, a chicken jumps you and you have to hold the door open while you fight so you don't have to open it again, and this whole time you're right on the verge.Yeah, so that's even more chicken. Just stomp it hard, what's the problem.
You say that as if a chicken is strong. It ain't. You can easily shrug it off even if you have to use the bathroom. Again, kick it hard.Imagine the scheduling issues it would cause. Imagine you're in public, you have to shit, you open the door to a public bathroom, a chicken jumps you, you open the stall door, a chicken jumps you and you have to hold the door open while you fight so you don't have to open it again, and this whole time you're right on the verge.
Yeah, but like, 7,000 times a year is too much.You say that as if a chicken is strong. It ain't. You can easily shrug it off even if you have to use the bathroom. Again, kick it hard.
7000 times a year just means more money from selling these carcassesYeah, but like, 7,000 times a year is too much.
You have to get a license, then properly dispose of and clean them, etc.7000 times a year just means more money from selling these carcasses
yeah? And? Just go and do that. It ain't impossible.You have to get a license, then properly dispose of and clean them, etc.
You can do all that, clean up the blood and shit everywhere, I'll have my one fight a year.yeah? And? Just go and do that. It ain't impossible.
Against an ape that can rip you apart? No thanks.You can do all that, clean up the blood and shit everywhere, I'll have my one fight a year.
I have a year of prep time, I'll just show up armed.Against an ape that can rip you apart? No thanks.
Shoot the ape?
..Piss on the chicken then?Imagine the scheduling issues it would cause. Imagine you're in public, you have to shit, you open the door to a public bathroom, a chicken jumps you, you open the stall door, a chicken jumps you and you have to hold the door open while you fight so you don't have to open it again, and this whole time you're right on the verge.
I had a dream when I was like 10 where I was Naruto, I got jumped by 2 really short ninjas on the way to the bathroom, and I just straight up pissed on them, then I got promoted to a Jonin for stopping them...Piss on the chicken then?
Real.I had a dream when I was like 10 where I was Naruto, I got jumped by 2 really short ninjas on the way to the bathroom, and I just straight up pissed on them, then I got promoted to a Jonin for stopping them.
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I sometimes write down my dreams if they're memorableI had a dream when I was like 10 where I was Naruto, I got jumped by 2 really short ninjas on the way to the bathroom, and I just straight up pissed on them, then I got promoted to a Jonin for stopping them.
I cast bollock imploder ggguys,im going to cast a forbidden spell here on this thread.
i cast how to pronounce this HeeresgeschichtlichesI cast bollock imploder gg
I will always care bro (I won't).
6 month in the ban made you a f-ing pussyHow many times I gotta tell you? I'm not yakuza.
Huh? You must be mistaking me for some other man. I was never banned.6 month in the ban made you a f-ing pussy
Alright Shmoopy-chanHuh? You must be mistaking me for some other man. I was never banned.