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I'm just saying Batman would never get caught lacking like this
He was just coming off a rib injury here and was on the phone with his terminally ill mother when Bane surprised him with this attack
Skill IssueHe was just coming off a rib injury here and was on the phone with his terminally ill mother when Bane surprised him with this attack
Skill Issue
Nuts on his head is crazy, Batman would never.I'm just saying Batman would never get caught lacking like this
You know damn well his nuts aren't close to his headNuts on his head is crazy, Batman would never.
Do you understand what the phrase means? Its just when you poster (dunk on) someone and they are below your waist. You don't have to think so literal.You know damn well his nuts aren't close to his head
Ah. Okay.Do you understand what the phrase means? Its just when you poster someone and they are below your waist. You don't have to be so literal.
Spider-Man got his back broke by editorial way worse than any back injury Batman ever had.
Spider-Man would neverWhat's funny is I looked it up and Batman was literally exhausted as **** from fighting for 3 days straight before that Bane fight
You think Bane would lose to a teenager with 0 rizz?Spider-Man would never
Yet he'd get beaten by a geriatric old man in a bird suit so bad he calls for mercySpider-Man would never
Peter is an adult, and he has plenty of Rizz what're you sayingYou think Bane would lose to a teenager with 0 rizz?
Ain't MJ a chronic cheater in the Raimi filmsPeter is an adult, and he has plenty of Rizz what're you saying
Peter has had like, over 10 different girlfriends in the comicsAin't MJ a chronic cheater in the Raimi films
Ain't no way bro said this like Batman isn't the embodiment of rizzPeter got so much rizz the authors had to forcefully **** him, Batman would never.
Yeah, this ain't it, but this is supposed to be a hot take thread.Speaking of Spider-Man... I miss when Peter was a straight-up A-Hole, when he'd bully and berate villains.
I'ma say it, actually: the Lee/Ditko era of Spider-Man was the best one.
Just say capeshit.Superhero as a genre suck.
Absolutely.Yuri Lowenthal was robbed for best performance
Isekai fanSuperhero as a genre suck.
Nah, Isekai shit.Isekai fan
Saying Spider-Man has 0 rizz makes my soul hurt.You think Bane would lose to a teenager with 0 rizz?
Who won?Yuri Lowenthal was robbed for best performance
But he's Batman?Batman is kind of overrated, ngl. Not saying I don't like Batman, but I do greatly prefer Spider-Man as a character (when the editorial staff isn't screwing him over, though that's been happening with Batman, too).
My favorite depictions of him have been B:TAS, and the DCAU, and then the Battinson portrayal.
Compared to Batman yeahSaying Spider-Man has 0 rizz makes my soul hurt.
It's a lot closer than you think.Compared to Batman yeah
True, Peter has rizz, he just fumbles because of his bad work-life balance in a lot of cases.It's a lot closer than you think.
Plus, are mfs gonna ignore the Batman/Batgirl thing, like that's not one of the worst things Batman has done?True, Peter has rizz, he just fumbles because of his bad work-life balance in a lot of cases.
What's wrong with it (I don't really read the comics so I don't know much about their relationship)Plus, are mfs gonna ignore the Batman/Batgirl thing, like that's not one of the worst things Batman has done?
He impregnated his sons girl.What's wrong with it (I don't really read the comics so I don't know much about their relationship)
He impregnated his sons girl.
Detrimental Rizz