Unpopular Opinions and (Friendly) Rant thread

[DaMonkeMan]

Americans will drink anything except real milk, swear on my momma.

I love real milk stop lying

You're thinking almond milk, which tastes like white water.

Nah almond milk is just ass.
Coconut water however..

 

[Shmooply]

I love real milk stop lying

Quote by man that thinks it gets victimized by...

...aloe water?

 

[azontr]

Isn't aloe water just plant juice

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Quote by man that thinks it gets victimized by...

...aloe water?

That's not milk my blud that's nut

Isn't aloe water just plant juice

We didn't ask for your opinion buddy. Hush up mortal.

 

[azontr]

I didn't even give an opinion I just asked a question lol. I've literally never heard of "aloe water" in my life. It just sounds like fancy tasting water.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

I didn't even give an opinion I just asked a question lol. I've literally never heard of "aloe water" in my life. It just sounds like fancy tasting water.

You are not going to believe this but there's this thing that lets you research any thing you want as long as it's legal

 

[azontr]

Moai.

 

[Shmooply]

That's nonsense, I can look up how to make fent at any time I feel like.

Hush up mortal.

Quote by man that drinks just fancier water.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

We should be allowed to pick up medium sized rocks and throw them at people we disagree with.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

We should be allowed to pick up medium sized rocks and throw them at people we disagree with.

Not that I don't already do this but that it should be a legal act

 

[Shmooply]

We should be allowed to pick up medium sized rocks and throw them at people we disagree with.

My bone marrow simply deflecting it back at you because you're a fancy water consumer while I am a whole milk enjoyer.

 

[DivineAura44]

The only thing Ginger Ale is top tier in is stomach ache relief.

It's horrible for stomach relief

 

[DaMonkeMan]

It would seem I have angered the tiny gay elf again

 

[AnAverageUsername]

It's horrible for stomach relief

Yeah, Cider is better

 

[azontr]

My bone marrow simply deflecting it back at you because you're a fancy water consumer while I am a whole milk enjoyer.

When the sun finally explodes all that will be left is his skeleton, unharmed, forever floating in space.

 

[Shmooply]

When the sun finally explodes all that will be left is his skeleton, unharmed, forever floating in space.

Floating endlessly, in my firm grip a frozen carton of milk.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Cold milk is one of the best drinks for sure
However anyone that has had Martinelli's Apple Juice knows what I mean when I say milk is only 2nd best

 

[DivineAura44]

Cold milk is one of the best drinks for sure
However anyone that has had Martinelli's Apple Juice knows what I mean when I say milk is only 2nd best

Milk is dirty water.

 

[Propellus]

Milk is dirty water.

Don't slander milk like that

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Milk is dirty water.

Sentenced to 5 minutes of League of Legends

 

[Shmooply]

Milk is dirty water.

Is this what lack toes in taller ants people believe?

 

[Shadyboi0]

Milk making you taller is a scam

 

[Shmooply]

This still doesn't change the fact milk is peak thoughever.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Milk making you taller is a scam

It does strengthen your bones though.
Someone shot me with a sniper once and I broke the bullet on my bones.
Just milk drinker things.

 

[koopa3144]

Ngl regular milk is kind of mid I should also note that I am lactose intolerant.

 

[azontr]

Milk doesn't make you taller but it does have many other benefits:

1. Immunity to all bone diseases known to man
2. Bullet and heat resistant skeleton
3. Pheromones (the ladies love the milk smell)
4. Hyper bone regeneration (calcium overload)

Among many others

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Ngl regular milk is kind of mid I should also note that I am lactose intolerant.

Fall.
You are alone, Child.
There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.

 

[Shmooply]

Fall.
You are alone, Child.
There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.

Fall. You are alone, child. There is only brittle bones for you, and diarrhea for your people. These cattle are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will milk a million livestock. We will milk until every udder has been dried. You are strong, but I am beyond strength. I am the milkman, and I have come for you, almond lover.

 

[DivineAura44]

Drinking milk keeping you big as hell (you grow taller).

 

[Shadyboi0]

(you grow taller).

Scans?

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Fall. You are alone, child. There is only brittle bones for you, and diarrhea for your people. These cattle are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will milk a million livestock. We will milk until every udder has been dried. You are strong, but I am beyond strength. I am the milkman, and I have come for you, almond lover.

I just drank a cup of milk like two minutes before reading this.
Also I don't like almond milk.
In other words, you are a goober.

 

[AnAverageUsername]

I might be a little lactose intolerant since milk can make me a bit sick at times (fresh milk to be specific), but only weaklings don't push through it.

 

[Mr_Lumbago]

This still doesn't change the fact milk is peak thoughever.

Peak food for the bulk

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Scans?

Look at a milk drinker. There's your proof.

 

[Mr_Lumbago]

Ngl regular milk is kind of mid I should also note that I am lactose intolerant.

That sounds like a skill issue to me, ngl.

 

[koopa3144]

That sounds like a skill issue to me, ngl.

 

[Nierre]

seeing a lotta milk propaganda

 

[DivineAura44]

This still doesn't change the fact milk is peak thoughever

Mid, horrible even.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Shmooply is usually very wrong but he's right about milk being peak

 

[DivineAura44]

Shmooply is usually very wrong but he's right about milk being peak

No, not even close. It's only carried by the fact that it's used to make things. Milk straight up is abhorrent.