The Eternal Demon Slayer vs The Ultimate Demon of Darkness

[Crabwhale]

Doomguy Eternal vs HOSTLESS. Both bloodlusted...duh. HOSTLESS is allowed to turn into NIGHTMARE HOSTLESS.

TBMOFPS: 4

HOSTYGHOST (nobody will get this joke): 0

Stalemate: 0

EDIT: A reminder that my VS threads take 4 votes for a conclusion.

 

[MaxForward]

B u m p

 

[Crabwhale]

You gonna vote bro?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Probably HOSTLESS, though he'll have a lot of trouble.

 

[Crabwhale]

K, one vote for HOSTY boy. (By the way, if anybody was wondering, his joke name comes from this piece of crap from my mobile gaming days)

 

[Crabwhale]

As for me, sorta obvious, but I'm going with Doomguy. I mean I didn't just spend three hours in Photoshop for nothin' today.


They do this every Saturday.


Jorgen preparing to sue Doomguy for having a body as good as his WITHOUT the magic steroids. Spoilers: it don't work that way.


Hoxha's Friendship Manipulation and NDERI I KOMBIT form weren't enough, unsurprisingly. What, did you really except a dictator would do well in a one-one-one fight with a demon salying badass? Think again.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, then. I guess if you really wanted to, you could do the same with HOSTLESS' gallery.

 

[Crabwhale]

Oh, is that a concealed request masked as a suggestion? Cheeky.

Don't worry fam, I'll be sure to make some more material for the big purple monster when I get the time, but the present is now and the present is our characters kicking each-other's asses in multi-omniversal scale.

Besides, I did already make these little gems:






Anywho, back to the topic at hand before this gets any more derailed by my retardation.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

So, yeah, you do you. I'll bet on HOSTYGHOST to win here.

That joke though.

 

[Crabwhale]

I'm calling it, if it's not the nichest pun of 2018, it's at least top 10, max.

 

[MaxForward]

What was the pun?

 

[Crabwhale]

I combined HOSTLESS' name with a monster from a mobile game I used to play when I had a disturbing lack of brainmatter. The monster's name was Lostyghost.

HA

 

[Crabwhale]

P-M-U-B

 

[Crabwhale]

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[Seol404]

Doomguy can stalemate a calm Chuck Norris at arm wrestling, even when calm Chuck Norris can break Nokia and defeat Thanos, so I'm going with Doomguy (Even though I like HOSTLESS more)

 

[Christian_Higdon]

HOSTLESS scolds Doomguy like a grampa until he dies of annoyance.

Unless the Novaverse is in this, Doomguy wins, though HOSTLESS survives to fight on. Next thing you know, the two are at a bar together.

 

[Crabwhale]

HOSTLESS scolds Doomguy like a grampa until he dies of annoyance.Unless the Novaverse is in this, Doomguy wins, though HOSTLESS survives to fight on. Next thing you know, the two are at a bar together.

In case you haven't noticed , Doomguy isn't exactly the type of guy to listen to what you have to say when you're spouting bullshit. He'll just continue on his merry way ******* your shit up.

And no duh, this is a G-rated, family-friendly, Christian server, nobody ever dies.

In all seriousness, should I take that as you changing your vote to Doomguy?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

It depends. Novaverse, i'm keeping the vote, but if not, then probably inconclusive at best.

 

[Crabwhale]

K, this fight doesn't ake place in any particular arena, so Inconclusive then?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Yep.

Though, literally most fights can be inconclusive via the obvious "Whoever strikes first." claim.

 

[Crabwhale]

By the by, I've set up a little bundle of joy of a thread in case you or anybody else ever wants to **** around for no reason. Sacrifice your brain cells here.

 

[Crabwhale]

Eump

 

[Crabwhale]

Ugh bump

 

[Crabwhale]

Eaugh

 

[Crabwhale]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Ahem, somebody had the balls to vote Minx here.

 

[Crabwhale]

 

[Crabwhale]

 

[Crabwhale]

Seriously, somebody else vote before I gnaw my own leg off.

 

[Crabwhale]

This is seriously going to be a thread filled with 90% bumping.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I swear, somebody better vote.

 

[Crabwhale]

I swear, somebody better vote.

Yeah, seriously, this is getting ******* ridiculous.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Dunno. It seems like another fight may be in order.

 

[Crabwhale]

Yeah, I thought that too, if nobody votes for much longer I'll just have to close this and start another thread.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

But who's fighting, and against who?

I kinda wanna see HOSTLESS beat the crap out of a certain ripoff.

 

[Crabwhale]

But who's fighting, and against who?
I kinda wanna see HOSTLESS beat the crap out of a certain ripoff.

One: I think that was decided via unanimous acceptance to be a win for HOSTLESS and

Two: I meant as in another HOSTLESS vs Doomguy thread, but striving to be a bit more engaging.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Maybe, though it hasn't been added yet, and it would be fun to watch DARKNESS lose to a being above him.

 

[Yellowpig10]

doomguy FRA

 

[Crabwhale]

doomguy FRA

Thank ****. One more vote before my chronic depression is cured (in regards to this thread at least).

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, actually, i'll have to change my vote to Doomguy, even when HOSTLESS is too powerful. Doomguy's anger would power HOSTLESS, but that ain't stopping him from punching the beast and knocking him out.