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Troll post.Things that Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to do at S.O.N.G
1.SONG stands for Squad of Nexus guardians. It doesn't stand for Stab Orphans near Ghana, or Sex Offender natural garden
2.Bright is not allowed to bring SCP 3212 or SCP 2662 or any othered tentacled SCP to fight the adaptors "in the name of science"
3.Bright is not allowed to tell the symphogear adaptors that you can become friends with SCP 682 by petting it on the head
4.The foundation having a collaboration with SONG doesn't mean Doctor Bright is the creator of all relics
5.Doctor Bright never had polygamous relation with Shem ha and Fine
6.Bright is not allowed to ask SCP 082 to sing the adaptors songs
7.Bright is not allowed to show "male reader kamen rider x Symphogear" fanfictions to SCP 239
8.""Who wants to see what I can make the adaptors and commander do in public?" is NOT allowed
9.Bright is not allowed to get the symphogear adaptors to fight SCP 3812 or SCP 2747 by making them believe it is an alca noise.
10.No, Symphogears are not BDSM equipment and SONG is not a **** industry
11.Bright is not allowed to tell SONG about his horror stories or about the other keter class contained in the foundation