Suddenly, Rory could see a red light coming down from the sky. "Hm, I bet it's a person. That's usually what lights falling from the sky are- ****, why is it screaming and why is it so loud!?"
Rory covered her ears as she heard a girl screaming something as the crimson flash came crashing down from the sky... "WROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGG!!!"
"Huh!?" Rory said as the light got close enough to the ground for her to properly make out the screeching. "YOUR BOTH DOING IT WROOOOOOOOOOONGGGG!"
The light crashed into the ground, creating a crater the size of a country in the higher-dimensional world. "Wrong Wrong Wrong!" She said, revealing herself from the dust and smoke generated.
"Yah ain't got no finesse muscle man! You ain't got no finesse, I say! Tha' name is Eve and you're doing it all wrong, okay!?" Eve said before pouncing on King Tiger, delivering a vicious kick to his chest that sent him flying, although, in terms of physical damage, it didn't do much. For now, at least.
"You wanna do a drop-kick!? It's all about footwork, Yah see! It's all about how you propel yourself!" She raised her foot into the air, pointing to her soles. "You gotta plant your foot harder, you gotta launch yourself, you gotta gather that kinetic energy and release it right on impact yee!" Eve said before lowering her foot.
"Take a second to think, wrestling ain't about big moves or fancy attacks, it's all about the energy Yah see!? The energy! Give it a second and it'll feel like your bones are poppin'!"
King Tiger could feel his body begin to freeze and his bones begin to pop and break, for she had penetrated his iron guard with a single kick. "You wanna wrestle? Don't focus on these big ol' confusing attacks, muscle man! It's all about precision plus power in my book! Yah hear!?" Said the woman who randomly appeared and just wouldn't stop rhyming.
"And you!" She then turned to Toyoshi. "You, yeah you! You're doing it all wrong, girly! Increasing your power is all fine and dandy, but this guy ain't go yield to power yah shmuck! You gotta aim for a single point, pierce his defenses and turn him into muck. You keep fighting this way your fighting ability is gonna stay guck!"
Eve began jumping up and down as if she was getting ready to box, "Both of you may not know me, and I honestly don't give a ****! Take a second to chill out, and quit the poor sparring you two weak-ass schmucks!" Said Eve, the Rhyming cat.
"And before you say anything like, 'Oh, another nuisance,' or anything of that sort, think of how little that's gonna change my opinion you god darned minions!"