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Ragnarök-RP Thread

"This isn't a ship you ******* tramp! She's just a giddy ****-wit." Gaia yelled out, causing Rory to react. "I am not giddy you asshole!!!! I'll knock your ******* teeth out and shove them so far up your ass you'll be finding teeth in your food for months!!"

She said before jumping away from Gaia, landing like a discount superhero. "Protagonist archetypes are ******* badass, you dick!"
''Stop bickering like married couples then. Both of you sound like an item. I swear the gods of theatre are like teanage girls with shipping'' he said.
 

"No they are kind of boring when you see them for the billionth time, now pay attention instead of imagining getting ****** by him."​

Infinite Zero said as he yeeted Rory head-first into Kill-Gaia's crotch, before blasting the place with a million beams
"Sorry bitch!" Rory said before she teleported away from Gaia's crotch, since most people forget teleporting is one of the first things she was given.

"I'M NOT INTO DUUUUDDDEEES!!!!"​

Rory screamed with all of her lung capacity before she charged into battle, manifesting another blade in her hand. She cut down an uncoutable amount of beams, her body becoming littered with injuries.
 
"Sorry bitch!" Rory said before she teleported away from Gaia's crotch, since most people forget teleporting is one of the first things she was given.

"I'M NOT INTO DUUUUDDDEEES!!!!"​

Rory screamed with all of her lung capacity before she charged into battle, manifesting another blade in her hand. She cut down an uncoutable amount of beams, her body becoming littered with injuries.
''That won`t stop the theatre gods from shipping. I am suprised they didn`t ship you with Tiger first.'' he said.
 
"Do I really want to engage in this nonsense and derail the plot with more insults and possibly even a TED talk on protagonist archetypes?" Masayoshi said to herself, "Someone needs to assume the 'voice of reason' role, after all..."

Masayoshi then turned toward Infinite Zero, creating hundreds of duplicates of herself. Towa stole the statistics of all of them, draining all of their energy completely and using it to empower herself and Masayoshi even further. Masayoshi then created more duplicates of herself, all of them blasting with full power toward Zero, one of them even attempting to use Death and Conceptual Manipulation on him.
 
"Sorry bitch!" Rory said before she teleported away from Gaia's crotch, since most people forget teleporting is one of the first things she was given.

"I'M NOT INTO DUUUUDDDEEES!!!!"​

Rory screamed with all of her lung capacity before she charged into battle, manifesting another blade in her hand. She cut down an uncoutable amount of beams, her body becoming littered with injuries.

"Too bad bitch!"​


Infinite Zero said as he threw Rory into Horus's crotch with Telekinesis this time, taking a minor wound in his side from the fire
 
(Oh bruh. You said he shielded himself so I just thought "ah yes forcefield obviously")

"Welp, guess I'm out then considering my talons got destroyed a couple of minutes ago"
 
"Do I really want to engage in this nonsense and derail the plot with more insults and possibly even a TED talk on protagonist archetypes?" Masayoshi said to herself, "Someone needs to assume the 'voice of reason' role, after all..."

Masayoshi then turned toward Infinite Zero, creating hundreds of duplicates of herself. Towa stole the statistics of all of them, draining all of their energy completely and using it to empower herself and Masayoshi even further. Masayoshi then created more duplicates of herself, all of them blasting with full power toward Zero, one of them even attempting to use Death and Conceptual Manipulation on him.

"**** your duplicates, and **** your hax, I'm eating that bullshit power!"​

Infinite Zero said as he absorbed the blasts
(I hate how you guys keep forgetting that Rory is actually a lesbian lol)
(I know she is, I'm doing it on purpose lol)
 
"Ok." She said, clearly nonchalant about this. "I have about 30,000 other things I could do to ******* end your ass. If I have to suck someone off to get there, then I'll probably be disappointed since nobody here can last that long, probably."
 
"Heh, sucks to be you" Horus said, blocking the beams that were fired with his maul. Though eventually, it was overwhelmed and it too was shattered by the beams. "Welp, sucks to be me" he said as dozens of beams began to hit his armor, ripping it apart as he started to teleport randomly around the area to dodge the beams
 

"If your in melee range, I'd say I'm getting my ass whooped pretty good by the range spam going on, I mean ****, I come from a ******* Terraria mod and am getting range spammed to death? Wow, ******* incredible."​

The wound in his side was growing antameter by Antameter, ten seconds after ten seconds, with the wound wide enough for a kill-shot now as John Steele charged his gun with power

"I could as well, since the dumbass running me seems to like infinite stamina on everything. Anyways buy me some time, I'm going to shoot that bastard dead!" John Steele called out as Eonara giggled a bit and began buying him time

"Oh **** you Steele."​

 
"Ok." She said, clearly nonchalant about this. "I have about 30,000 other things I could do to ******* end your ass. If I have to suck someone off to get there, then I'll probably be disappointed since nobody here can last that long, probably."
"I'm sorry, what?" Towa and Masayoshi said in unison. Come to think of it, they were doing a lot of stuff in unison since reuniting. Strategies were more coordinated than before, and they were doing so without the slightest bit of communication whatsoever. Perhaps this was a side effect of them merging into Toyoshi? Had they assimilated some traits and knowledge of the other?

Focusing back on the battle, Masayoshi decided to rely more on outright damage than hax, seeing as the creature could absorb whatever she could dish out in that regard. Repeating the same strategy minus the Death Manipulation, Masayoshi fired more powerful attacks, being aided and strengthened by Towa, who had begun to steal and reduce Infinite Zero's statistics while amplifying her own.
 
"I'm sorry, what?" Towa and Masayoshi said in unison. Come to think of it, they were doing a lot of stuff in unison since reuniting. Strategies were more coordinated than before, and they were doing so without the slightest bit of communication whatsoever. Perhaps this was a side effect of them merging into Toyoshi? Had they assimilated some traits and knowledge of the other?

Focusing back on the battle, Masayoshi decided to rely more on Death Manipulation than outright damage, seeing as the creature could absorb whatever she could dish out.
(It absorbed the hax, not the beams)
 
''I can. Gods don`t have limits on stamina like mortals.'' he said.
"The day I suck your dick will be the day I cut it off, perv," Rory said, cracking her neck. "Actually, I think we'll go through a few of those ways I can kill whatever this thing's name is right now. Number one!"

Rory suddenly began bending space around her, redirecting the blasts that were coming towards her as she walked towards infinity. "Bending the space via Extinction Dream which literally everyone here can do. You haven't done anything to really stop me. Number two. Summoning Dream."

Rory was surrounded by a veil of blue light as her physical form began to shift and change. "I'm an entirely different ******* person, you idiotic pig. Whatever shit you did before doesn't ******* matter."

Rory said, her voice overlapped with another person as if she was in unison with them.
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"Next method. Spamming." Rory began to spam her teleportation to hell and back, deflecting beam after beam, moving to fast for anyone besides Gaia to react. "I'm gonna take your ******* *******, crush it, and then feed you the remains. If you don't have one, then I'll just do literally whatever I want."
 

"I don't think you will. Anyways-"​

Infinite Zero was stopped short by a shot right through The head by John Steele

"Go back to your hellspawn dimension." Steele said, before pistol whipping the last beam sent his way

"Oh... wait why am I not ******* dead yet? Wait I'm not actually alive right now, I'm just being... bound to the one whom killed me? Shit. And I can't do anything and can't interact with anything. I guess I will watch and commemt."​

Infinite Zero said, vastly disappointed he wasn't dead

"Well at least Rory didn't get to kill you, she has had too many boss kills!" Eonara said, putting a soft hand on Steele's shoulder
 
"I did have too many boss kills, yeah. It's also sorta weird how we're more aware of the fourth wall." Belial than spoke up after he finished sipping on a juice box while watching the suffering.

"It's cause you idiots are about to ascend. Going up the dimensional ladder is like being a normal human and inhaling 30 crates of concentrated cocaine at the same time. But since you just started, your all slowly changing, or in this case, becoming more aware that we're all ******* fictional characters."​

 
"Yes, it was, I was hoping for a big explo-" Steele was cut off by everyone there being yeeted by the maelstrom getting a billion times stronger to the point nobody could enter it

"Well, I hope you all are ready to face oblivion. The real true Calamity of this wave. I doubt even Rory's Death slices could kill it, so good ****** luck." Infinite Zero said

A howl of a dragon sounded as Yharon teleported to the site other Ravager's death, a force stopping him from being followed as a purple flame hovered above its body
(Yeah, this fight was ******* horrible lol. But after all the seriousness, a break was needed I guess.)
(It was awful, but we need a joke boss every now and again)
 
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