Does anyone else remember how this all began?
Well sit down, y'all mutherfuckers, cause I'm bouta tell you the origin of this masterpiece.
It was long ago, Crabwhale, who was once no more than a simple shitposter (I know, hard to believe, given the context), and he thought it was a good idea to make a thread involving two Animu Bois. What a ******* mistake/stroke of genius that was. This is where I come in. I feel like talking about how the golden animu boi was very pretty. He then responded with a reference to one of my earlier works, which I attempted to rebut, and it devolved into a conversation about the disrespectful nature of youths. Others then joined the random shit, and though attempts were made to salvage the shipwreck, like the Titanic, we fell. Falling...falling into the hell/paradise that was the paradox, broken against the iceberg that was our own stupidity. And that's how we got in this situation.