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the bad take lord strikes again
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One Piece General Discussion: Egghead
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DaMonkeMan
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Slend eats a pound of meth before she logs onto vsbattles
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Slend is a girl?
DaMonkeMan
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I think so, yeah.
And a very goofy one, at that.
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I said "closer than I thought" because I previously thought Queen would be getting annihilated immediately, and I've now realized he would be getting annihilated after like 30 seconds.
DaMonkeMan
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Uh huh sure buddy
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nah wtfNah, Don't think so...
DaMonkeMan
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I don't care if she's a girl, a baby, or someone's grandmother, I'm still gonna kick her ass
Nah, Don't think so...But... was difficult for me imagining they were a guy still
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I'm either a stacked babe or a jacked hunk, and I've planted misinformation both ways.
DaMonkeMan
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I'm both (I'm Ivankov in real life)
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This clip would be so based if he didn't say the shit he did after.
DaMonkeMan
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The funny thing is it sounds ridiculously transphobic plus he just looks like he's groping her but I'm pretty sure it's intended to be him scolding her for not going all the way when she transitioned
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Nevermind Yusuke is goated
DaMonkeMan
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Also has one of the best anime girls as his wife
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This chimpanzee reminds me of the chimpanzee's from the Madagascar movies.Intriguing how wrong this is
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I'll take my chances
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My goat right there
Ped2018
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Eh.... Marco is just kinda assIntriguing how wrong this is
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So is this take
DaMonkeMan
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He's fine, still superior to Queen in most stats imo, it's just that he's not nearly as versatile.
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DaMonkeMan
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That's the average vsbattle user. Either that or obese.
But no inbetween.
Fyi you're the latter. A nerdy skinny user would probably be someone like Bobsican (not a diss though that's my goat)
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Nah I’m the ladder… I climb over those classifications
that’s why I’m a monkey instead
DaMonkeMan
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Oooo hold up, that was actually kinda fire.Nah I’m the ladder… I climb over those classifications
DaMonkeMan
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Damn it now I want a banana because of all this monkey talk
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Ayoo… from out of nowhere aswell
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Ohh shit climb like a monkey
nah I meant that fr 👁
👁
DaMonkeMan
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If you're thinking what I'm thinking you are, it ain't like that blud. I can't even think about men like that.Ayoo… from out of nowhere aswell
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Why did you become so defensive then
If you can’t control your thoughts it’s fine homie
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I was also thinking since chimps are above human in physical strength, it would mean me the strongest on here
DaMonkeMan
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Stop projecting your thoughts about playing tonsil tennis with the homies onto me buddyWhy did you become so defensive then
If you can’t control your thoughts it’s fine homie
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DaMonkeMan
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ew chimp hate in the chat
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Bro… these annoying complicated English words no work with me… ain’t tonsils the thing… ohh nah, now I know why they called them tonsils stonesStop projecting your thoughts about playing tonsil tennis with the homies onto me buddy
because they near that area or something 
DaMonkeMan
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what art thou yappeth about bludBro… these annoying complicated English words no work with me… ain’t tonsils the thing… ohh nah, now I know why they called them tonsils stones
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And then everyone clappedNah I’m the ladder… I climb over those classifications
DaMonkeMan
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aight it wasn't that funny my guy
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what art thou yappeth about blud
