Nyarlathotep vs.......Nyarlathotep?

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>Implying boobs don't make Nyarlathotep better

Lol I know you're just joking so i'mma let that slide. I mean as a fairly typical straight cisgendered male I would GENERALLY agree that boobs can make almost ANYTHING better (lulz), but when it comes to the Cthulhu Mythos I would have to disagree strongly.
Fact is, the deities of the Mythos are supposed to be manifestations of pure gibbering madness and unspeakable horror beyond human comprehension. The idea of them being "bangable" even when simply in the form of an avatar like Nya, is literally the most ridiculous concept ever. ESPECIALLY the idea of the Necronomicon itself being some kind of loli-girl wish fulfillment fantasy for dudes who are pedos or borderline-pedos *shudders* Yeah, I REFUSE to refer to them as "lolicons," that is just a euphemism.

Although I will grant that in a way, the ONE thing about Demonbane SCARIER than the original mythos is, well, that last thing I mentioned. . . .the idea of the Necronomicon somehow being a pedo-wish-fulfillment fantasy is actually far more horrifying than the original concept of the grimoire from the mythos, hahahahaha. I'm pretty sure even The Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred would find that pretty disturbing.

It's not about banging them, it's about surviving the process. Anything can be ****** if it has a hole. Also, you are angry just because somebody made a cute version of characters from your little book. Butthurt much? Also, if you really liked lovecraft and it's works you would have know that many mythos had "relations" with humans. The shadow over Innsmouth and the dunwich horror is a good example of that. So, do your research before getting mad at something you don't even understand.