Nyarlathotep vs.......Nyarlathotep?

[Jman8009]

There can be only one!


Who wins and why?


Personally I think Nyarlathotep beats Nyarlathotep but that's just me. Lol


(Is this an accepted 1-A fight?)

 

[Hat_mchat]

Should this be on the fun and games board or do you want to clarify the thread a bit more????

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Best way to determine results:

Can Nyarlathotep (either) stop Azathoth (either)?

If the answer is "lol what no" (which it is), the fight never ends, because it never actually goes anywhere.

 

[FateAlbane]

I'm calling it now, people will vote Demonbane Nyar because "reasons".

 

[Numbersguy]

They cancel each other out, the have the exact same tier (1-A)

 

[FateAlbane]

Debating 1-A characters:


The idea is that we would be trying to apply dimensional rules to gauge something that screws with our logic by a degree so qualitatively higher, it's more beyond and independent of our logic and understanding than infinite dimensions above us.

You don't.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I'm calling it now, people will vote Demonbane Nyar because "reasons".

Two reasons actually

 

[FateAlbane]

Two reasons actually

People voting.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Two reasons actually

People voting.

The irony of using a famously gay actor for this.

 

[Schnee_One]

Nyar is so massively superior to Nyar it's not even funny.

Nyar stomps via bewbs

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Nyar stomps via bewbs

If you say so.

 

[Schnee_One]

Those are hardly attractive enough to be reasons

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

hardly attractive enough

I'm sincerely wondering what allows that to be as high as "hardly attractive enough" and not "what the actual **** is that", to you.

 

[FateAlbane]

I should have known better than to gaze upon the domain of the Elder Gods.

 

[The_2nd_Existential_Seed]

.... The amount of nightmare fuel I have seen... This day... Rivals no other.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I dunno, I'd tap that

Oh god it's hideous

 

[FateAlbane]

Monarch Laciel: Champion of Slaanesh

 

[The_2nd_Existential_Seed]

@Monarch

... H-how ...

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@T2ES that is a good question

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Nyarlathotep solos. Nyarlathotep is no contest for Nyarlathotep because Nyarlathotep is so much stronger than Nyarlathotep and can kill Nyarlathotep 400 million billion times over so Nyarlathotep gets rekt.

 

[Jman8009]

Just to be honest this was supposed to be a serious thread but if that's not acceptable then, oh well I guess it can be a joke battle lol

 

[Schnee_One]

Azathoth I am literally the most apathetic person on the face of this planet. Unless it's something personal like family or really close friends, I care little.

Though horror movies do creep me out.

 

[Jman8009]

Also Nyarlaothotep vs Gan was accepted so I was curious....

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

@Gargoyle

I more meant the fact that your answer didn't completely rule out the outcome of "would maybe bang". lol

@Jman

1-A matches ca be accepted. This is more about the fact that neither of the Nyars can permanently put the other down.

 

[Schnee_One]

Because it was obvious Nyar wins via Azathoth being a Cthulhu genius. He gave reasons why Nyar wins that were basically infallible.

Honestly, that matchup might be a stomp...

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Because it was obvious Nyar wins via Azathoth being a Cthulhu genius.

"Cthulhu Genius" would be a good idea for a site.

Like Rap Genius but with Cthulhu.

 

[FateAlbane]

Well, to be fair 90% of the legit 1-A matches are concluded in-verse, usually because the creator points his/her finger and says "Yeah, this guy beats that other guy."

 

[Jman8009]

Wait, you guys said that neither have a way of putting down another? Nyarlathotep from the Cthulu Mythos has True godly regen and Immortality Type 5 and the Demonbane one doesn't. So I think the Cthulu Mythos one beats the Demonbane one. Or is it more complicated than that?

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Wait, you guys said that neither have a way of putting down another? Nyarlathotep from the Cthulu Mythos has True godly regen and Immortality Type 5 so I think the Cthulu Mythos one beats the Demonbane one. Or is it more complicated than that?

DMB Nya should also have True Godly regen. Elder God Demonbane could not permanently kill it, iirc.

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Azathoth bans both Nyars from this site thus rendering this fight inconclusive.

 

[Jman8009]

Hmm I'm debating.... should I close this? Or should I leave it up and we mark it as inconclusive? Or should we move it to a joke battle? lol

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

The serious answer to the debate is, as Azathoth said, inconclusive. Both are bound the their respective franchise's Azathoth and cannot die/be erased/whatever the analogue is at their level, unless Azathoth does - which will never and can never happen.

Though if people want to keep joking, it can be moved to the fun and games board.

 

[Jman8009]

Yeah lets move it to that then. But seriously though I'm still looking at Nyaralathotep demonbane page and she doesn't seem to have true godly regen or immortality type 5? We should fix that if what you said is true

 

[Schnee_One]

@Gargoyle

I more meant the fact that your answer didn't completely rule out the outcome of "would maybe bang". lol

It's worth noting I've played Fatal Frame, so I have the ability to stomach that.

 

[Jman8009]

Wait.... how do I move this to the fun and games board? ^^;

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Original nyarlathotep wins because his mere avatars are 1-A his true self is way stronger.

 

[Jockey-1337]

^ The Original One wins for the reason above.


Original Outer Gods are also above Great Old Ones who are also 1-As and some of them worship avatars of Nyarlathotep in the same way as humans worship Great Old Ones.

 

[Goodyfresh]

Let's all take a moment to remind ourselves that Demonbane was originally just ****. Lovecraftian **** where the grimoires are somehow hot girls. It's pretty ridiculous if you ask me, lmao.

I guess my point is, Demonbane Nyarla's only advantage is having giant boobs and a pretty face, and that's not going to help at all against a horrifically incomprehensible eldritch monstrosity which couldn't care less about things like sex. As others have pointed out, original Nyarla has mere AVATARS which should be more than powerful enough to deal with the True Form of Demonbane Nyarla.

Have I mentioned how much I freaking hate Demonbane? I think I implied it, but yeah. It is pretty much a giant insult to the Cthulhu Mythos, I'm pretty sure that most anyone can agree with me on that point. Lol.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

>Implying boobs don't make Nyarlathotep better

 

[Goodyfresh]

>Implying boobs don't make Nyarlathotep better

Lol I know you're just joking so i'mma let that slide. I mean as a fairly typical straight cisgendered male I would GENERALLY agree that boobs can make almost ANYTHING better (lulz), but when it comes to the Cthulhu Mythos I would have to disagree strongly.

Fact is, the deities of the Mythos are supposed to be manifestations of pure gibbering madness and unspeakable horror beyond human comprehension. The idea of them being "bangable" even when simply in the form of an avatar like Nya, is literally the most ridiculous concept ever. ESPECIALLY the idea of the Necronomicon itself being some kind of loli-girl wish fulfillment fantasy for dudes who are pedos or borderline-pedos *shudders* Yeah, I REFUSE to refer to them as "lolicons," that is just a euphemism.

Although I will grant that in a way, the ONE thing about Demonbane SCARIER than the original mythos is, well, that last thing I mentioned. . . .the idea of the Necronomicon somehow being a pedo-wish-fulfillment fantasy is actually far more horrifying than the original concept of the grimoire from the mythos, hahahahaha. I'm pretty sure even The Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred would find that pretty disturbing.