Most Ridiculous, Out of Context Panels and Screenshots ever - Part 10: All right, now. I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back. Clear! Hey,

[Andytrenom]

 

[Phoenix821]

I can neither confirm nor deny that statement

 

[Holyhotsauce]

 

[Phoenix821]

I saw that earlier today.

 

[Andytrenom]

Holy shit...

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Fun fact: That is a real tweet that Elon Musk made.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

As someone who spends a good portion of their free time reading about Aliens. That is more believable than most of the supposed the moon-landing hoax theories i've read.

 

[Andytrenom]

.....sorry I'm still trying to process this. Neil.A spelled backwards actually gives alien, goddam.

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

But what did the FBI message below say? Oh, the suspense

 

[-BANLK-]

Source? I can pretend that they are flat futas.

 

[Laughing_Manson]

 

[Crabwhale]

Source? I can pretend that they are flat futas.

 

[AKM sama]

Didn't think it will end up here while writing that.

 

[Junkoposter]

 

[TacticalNuke002]

Jotaro vs Gopnik Squad 1990, Colorised.

 

[Imaginym]

@TacticalNuke002: The heck is that? Context, please?

 

[AnonymousBlank]

>Out of context thread

>Asks for context

I feel like you missed the purpose of this thread ovo

 

[Insecurity97]

 

[Theglassman12]

 

[Laughing_Manson]

 

[First_Witch]

 

[TriforcePower1]

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Let's be xenophobic! It's really in this year
Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the Christians learned in Rome!

We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see
We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be
The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alie and V

Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more!
And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before

You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind
A more delightful race than us you'll never, ever find
So step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst!
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us,
Oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first!

 

[TriforcePower1]

Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the Christians learned in Rome!

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[DMB_1]

@ Zach, @Triforce Each and every day, both of you guys find a new way to disappoint me

 

[Laughing_Manson]

File:17983359.png

 

[DMUA]

 

[DMUA]

Context is even more hilarious by the way

We're playing a tabletop, and, earlier in the fight, Torl stabbed the guy I was playing in the abdomen, so I responded by aiming my handcannon right at Torl's crotch

Torl rolled to evade, but, I rolled a natural 20. Meaning not only it was an automatic hit, but I could roll again to see if it was lethal damage (IE, if it would cause them to die, and force their soul out of their body to be attacked)

I rolled a 2 on the roll for lethal, so it was looking pretty good for Torl.

He proceeded to roll a 1.

This is what I typed to follow up.

Now, you've never taken a flaming hot ball of metal directly to a sensitive area before.

So you're surprised when the pain ends up being so intense your body goes into extreme shock, enough to instantly kill you.

Of course, you can recover from a blow like that easy, but... now you have a man staring down at your exposed self.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

The legend of the crotch blow.

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Can we just all admire the topics for this thread? A meme, two types of cancer, and a manipulative fungus

 

[Laughing_Manson]

 

[AnonymousBlank]

File:Received 267503087279065.png

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Inception

 

[Edwellken]

Damn you.

 

[AnonymousBlank]

I don't think I have anymore stuff on Ed, just Crimson ovo

 

[DragonEmperor23]

File:B540D395-BCFF-49EE-8E8C-4A94EE297715.jpeg

 

[TacticalNuke002]

Is this a The Elder Scrolls reference?

 

[AnonymousBlank]

It could be a reference to many things.

 

[TacticalNuke002]

The last time a Khajiit snorted enough skooma, he powered up to low 1-C or something temporarily lmao.

 

[DMUA]

Drugs in Elder scrolls can still get you to 1-A


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