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Most Ridiculous, Out of Context Panels and Screenshots ever 24: We just wanna know your name.
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So apparently there is a synthetic jewellery start-up who offer a unique service where they turn the cremated ashes of a loved one into diamonds using a pressure applying machine. As they say, "Life may be transient but diamonds are forever. Keep your loved ones close to your heart at all times."
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We have advanced to the level where we can use dead cremated family members to propose to someone.
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Now you can farm diamonds in real life using 1 initial diamond as investment and targetting and killing gold diggers for the unique loot "Gold Digger Ash" (Note: Fire attacks are a must for this to drop). This can be converted to diamonds by the company and now you have two. Repeat as many times to gain a stash of diamonds. Law enforcement will be confused for at least a while due to lack of evidence.
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Who's Joe?
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Joe Mama.
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As a michigander I appreciate thisThe Smashor said:
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As a michigander I appreciate this
As an Ohioan I feel excluded.
As an Ohioan I feel excluded.
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"About 1200kg. If it is a hydraulic elevator, you have to lift the entire load - empty car plus load in the car. If it is a counterweighted elevator, you lift at most 60% of the car's capacity with a fully loaded elevator."The Wright Way said:
Composite Human has TWO Lifting Strength feats for lifting MORE THAN DOUBLE the supposed mass of an empty elevator.
So it is theoretically possible for a real world human to steal an elevator by hand. I'm not sure how on Earth they could maintain a reasonable getaway speed, however....
>When you lift so you can lift a lift to lift that lift.
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Welcome to Vs Battles Wiki everyone, where we calculate how strong you'd have to be to steal a goddamn elevator. This is why Space Battles and Comic Vine think they're better than us.
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That has nothing on what I've done.
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If we're comparing stupid calculations, it doesn't beat MFTL Intercourse, but I did calc instantly growing giant bananas
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oof Promestein deleted it after you linked it.The God Of Procrastination said:
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D:
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YAMEROOOOOLaughing Manson said:
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Too soon.Laughing Manson said:
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What was itThe God Of Procrastination said:
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Obviously it was MTFL intercourse.Yellowpig10 said:
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YO WTF
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is it alright to lewd some characters from Umineko?
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Ok, Boomer
