Heisenberg needs to teach Goku how to cook or else their dead

[Baken384]

The One Above All wanted out to try the greatest meth in the universe but he also wanted to have fun, he teleported Walter White and Son Goku (DBS) to an unknown world, Goku and Walter got to meet each other for the first time and The One Above All told Heisenberg

"You have to teach Son Goku how to cook your meth formula within one year or else all of space and time will be erased"

Could Walter White teach Goku how to cook his meth formula within one year to please The One Above All or will they get erased?
"TEACH ME HOW TO COOK METH NOW!"
"****..."

Goku gets to cook Heisenberg's Meth for The One Above All:
The Universe gets erased:

 

[ManatheMagician]

Goku could drive a car just fine in the days he had to rest before the cell games.

If Goku knew the universe was at stake, he would try to learn the best he could and eventually suceed since white will just literally tell him what to do.

Kinda pisses me off that people think Goku has mental problems.

 

[StekFence]

In a year? Goku easily wins

 

[ManatheMagician]

No seriously do people unironically think Goku is just waku waku fight fight fight man?
Such disrespect.

 

[Jaften]

No seriously do people unironically think Goku is just waku waku fight fight fight man?
Such disrespect.

...Are you seriously getting tilted over a very obviously silly not-serious-at-all thread posted in the "Fun and Games" board?

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

Kinda pisses me off that people think Goku has mental problems.

Idk man Goku did some pretty dumb stuff in Super

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I think Goku would actually train to fight TOAA

 

[Rikimarox2]

I think Goku would actually train to fight TOAA

That's the only real possible answer.

Then he gets yeeted.

 

[Baken384]

No seriously do people unironically think Goku is just waku waku fight fight fight man?
Such disrespect.

Yes the dude barely passed a math test in DBS. I'm pretty sure he will struggle with chemistry if he was already having a hard time with basic math to begin with.
Goku was literally confused about kissing.
Goku driving a car is literally filler if i recall.
This is in the fun and games category so chill.

 

[Baken384]

That's the only real possible answer.

Then he gets yeeted.

until toriyama's pencil buffs goku to ultimate degrees

 

[TheGreatJedi13]

Yes the dude barely passed a math test in DBS. I'm pretty sure he will struggle with chemistry if he was already having a hard time with basic math to begin with.
Goku was literally confused about kissing.
Goku driving a car is literally filler if i recall.
This is in the fun and games category so chill.

Except goku can actually do taxes

 

[Baken384]

Except goku can actually do taxes

paying taxes will increase goku's power level tenfold.

 

[Jaften]

Except goku can actually do taxes

And as we all know, everyone who can do basic taxes can also learn to create the greatest meth in the universe.

 

[ManatheMagician]

Yes the dude barely passed a math test in DBS. I'm pretty sure he will struggle with chemistry if he was already having a hard time with basic math to begin with.
Goku was literally confused about kissing.
Goku driving a car is literally filler if i recall.
This is in the fun and games category so chill.

Goku driving a car in the cell saga rest days is 100% in the manga.
Goku will not be doing math here, but literally memorizing instructions in this scenario. Also Jesse learned the meth method by just watching walt do it, he did not even need to be directly thought how to.
Knowing about kissing or not is not academical knowledge.

 

[Baken384]

Goku driving a car in the cell saga rest days is 100% in the manga.
Goku will not be doing math here, but literally memorizing instructions in this scenario. Also Jesse learned the meth method by just watching walt do it, he did not even need to be directly thought how to.
Knowing about kissing or not is not academical knowledge.

Then he learns how to cook meth! GG!

 

[ManatheMagician]

Seriously, i really do not get just how much people can be spiteful against such a great character like Goku.

 

[Jaften]

Goku tries to make the meth but ends up making crack somehow

 

[Baken384]

Goku tries to make the meth but ends up making crack somehow

king kai approves

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Goku accidentally makes weed brownies

 

[Jaften]

Goku accidentally makes weed brownies

Then, while high on pot, Goku somehow manages to successfully make meth (not the universe's best meth) but also somehow eats it all by mistake because he has the munchies and this causes him to unlock a new transformation...

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Ultra Saiyan God

 

[Jaften]

Then, while high on pot, Goku somehow manages to successfully make meth (not the universe's best meth) but also somehow eats it all by mistake because he has the munchies and this causes him to unlock a new transformation...

Hyper Methhead

 

[Baken384]

he will make the ultimate meth once he combines ultra instinct with his new hyper methhead transformation

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

Super Goku Intelligence feats:

• Goku struggles with basic mathematics on a test meant to determine if the participants of the tournament are minimally intelligent. He just barely passes it by scoring 50%.
• Just before traveling to the future to fulfill the mission of saving Trunks’ world Goku uses the bathroom and forgets to bring the Senzu Beans (y’know, the magical beans that heal all wounds and restore your stamina), leading to his party having nothing to fall back on when they’re mortally wounded.
• After learning the Mafuba and going to the future again Goku forgets the paper amulet needed to complete the sealing technique, rendering his team to be unable to seal Future Zamasu. If he hadn’t forgotten then Future Zamasu wouldn’t have been able to fuse with Black, meaning Trunks’ timeline wouldn’t having ended up being erased.

 

[Baken384]

Super Goku Intelligence feats:

• Goku struggles with basic mathematics on a test meant to determine if the participants of the tournament are minimally intelligent. He just barely passes it by scoring 50%.
• Just before traveling to the future to fulfill the mission of saving Trunks’ world Goku uses the bathroom and forgets to bring the Senzu Beans (y’know, the magical beans that heal all wounds and restore your stamina), leading to his party having nothing to fall back on when they’re mortally wounded.
• After learning the Mafuba and going to the future again Goku forgets the paper amulet needed to complete the sealing technique, rendering his team to be unable to seal Future Zamasu. If he hadn’t forgotten then Future Zamasu wouldn’t have been able to fuse with Black, meaning the timeline wouldn’t having ended up being erased.

bruh goku will probably lose the paper mr white gives him which has the instructions to create the meth.. dammit.. NOO!!!!

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Goku forgets to bring the meth to TOAA

 

[Rikimarox2]

Super Goku Intelligence feats:

• Goku struggles with basic mathematics on a test meant to determine if the participants of the tournament are minimally intelligent. He just barely passes it by scoring 50%.
• Just before traveling to the future to fulfill the mission of saving Trunks’ world Goku uses the bathroom and forgets to bring the Senzu Beans (y’know, the magical beans that heal all wounds and restore your stamina), leading to his party having nothing to fall back on when they’re mortally wounded.
• After learning the Mafuba and going to the future again Goku forgets the paper amulet needed to complete the sealing technique, rendering his team to be unable to seal Future Zamasu. If he hadn’t forgotten then Future Zamasu wouldn’t have been able to fuse with Black, meaning Trunks’ timeline wouldn’t having ended up being erased.

Sounds like a genius to me.

Easy win tbh.

 

[Baken384]

The One Above All after Goku loses the piece of paper that contains the formula of the meth on the day of the deadline

 

[StekFence]

The One Above All after Goku loses the piece of paper that contains the formula of the meth on the day of the deadline

omnidissapointed.

 

[ManatheMagician]

Kidding aside, Goku has a whole year and it is beyond reason that he would be able to follow basic instructions.

 

[ManatheMagician]

Also he clearly cared for the soldiers that went to fight Cell and screamed that they should not sacrifice their lives in vain and even called cell miserable.

Most people that diss on goku as a meathead or that would help thanos finish the gauntlet to fight him at his best did not read the manga or are just trolling.

 

[Jaften]

Most people that diss on goku as a meathead or that would help thanos finish the gauntlet to fight him at his best did not read the manga or are just trolling.

I think you meant "methhead".

Hyper Methhead.

 

[Baken384]

lol blame the writers of super for making goku look like a complete dumbass in comparison to his Z version

 

[Daddybrawl]

When you realize OG Dragon Ball Goku was smarter than Super ever will be…

 

[ManatheMagician]

lol blame the writers of super for making goku look like a complete dumbass in comparison to his Z version

Math is all academics.
Driving a car is spacial awareness and following a set of instructions.

Goku could be better in math if he wanted to since he can speak the universal language just fine, he just doesnt have an interest in academics.


Is everyone in thiss thread joking or actually think him knowing how to do math remotely matters?

***** sake i hate how i am supposed to not get mad at this nonsense juust because lol its a joke.

 

[Jaften]

Anyways, Hyper Methhead proves to be extremely powerful but requires meth to power the transformation, so Goku decides that they should just stockpile the meth Walter makes and Goku should use it to defeat TOAA.

Walter tries to make better meth to give Goku maximum power, while Goku trains to unlock the true potential of this new form, Perfect Methhead.

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

 

[StekFence]

Sha-La

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Also he clearly cared for the soldiers that went to fight Cell and screamed that they should not sacrifice their lives in vain and even called cell miserable.

Most people that diss on goku as a meathead or that would help thanos finish the gauntlet to fight him at his best did not read the manga or are just trolling.

Someone got caught slipping

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

Another Mik sock oof