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Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes
- Thread starter OriginFox
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I'll start it off, I suppose.
I wish for the power to will whatever I want into creation.
I wish for the power to will whatever I want into creation.
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Granted. However, you are also given the quality of being easily satisfied, thus wanting for very little, & readily accepting even the lowest standards.
I wish everyone in the world was happy & fulfilled.
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Granted. But those wishes will be given to someone else
I wish I was good at Maths
Nullflowerblush
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A simple wish. However, you are only good at math.
On that note, I wish I had supergenius intelligence.
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Granted. However, your genius overtime eventually leads to you seeing yourself as the smartest person in any scenario, resulting in a superiority complex to the point where most people can't stand to be in your general area.
I wish I had the power of retrocognition (the ability to perceive events that have happened in the past).
I wish I had the power of retrocognition (the ability to perceive events that have happened in the past).
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Wish: I wish people to love him
Granted: Now people obses over you to the point of stalking you and killing people around you. They eventually end up eating you
Granted: Now people obses over you to the point of stalking you and killing people around you. They eventually end up eating you
Nullflowerblush
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(I'm not sure you're supposed to grant your own wishes.)
Granted. You perceive events in the past, with all your senses, but only in the past, & your perception not only goes progressively further into the past, but unstoppably so. Neither your sight, nor your hearing, touch, smell or taste perceive the present, & eventually, you only perceive what was before the Earth had formed.
I wish for all the animal kingdoms that creatures live in to become harmonious & perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Nullflowerblush
He/Him- 9,822
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Granted. However, in order to achieve this level of peace, they conquered over the humans and have converted Earth into an all-animal utopia.
You have singlehandedly taken out the entire human race using nothing but animals. Congratulations.
Everyone will remember that.
I wish for a regenerative healing factor.
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Oh, I remember a thread like this from another forum I used to browse!
I wish I could read people's minds.
Granted. However, you will still feel an incredible amount of pain while you regenerate and your body will stitch itself up in the most painful way possible.
I wish I could read people's minds.
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Granted, but you can only read minds and are illiterate otherwise.
I wish that I could use Haki like a One Piece character, in real life (Can't wait to see what they do with this one...)
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Granted, but only your alternate reality self can do it.
I wish to have and be able to use the infinity stones without dying
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Granted. However, since these are the MCU Infinity Stones, any usage or contact with of either of them would ensure your destruction and kill your physical body.
I wish for one dollar.This should be amusing.
I wish for one dollar.
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- Thread starter
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Granted but now everytime you get money regardless of the amount it turns into only one dollar
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I wish I could rewrite any storyline or script I want in the way I want it, and that the changes would affect the actual film/book/show/etc.'s storyline or script accordingly.
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Granted, but the sales and interest of those respective pieces of work will drop immensely to the point of sheer obscurity
I wish to be able to eat liquid
Nullflowerblush
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okay, but why?
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My goals are beyond your understanding
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Granted: you will only able to eat liquid food and It will taste like blood
I wish I can stop time
Nullflowerblush
He/Him- 9,822
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Granted, but all the time you stop will eventually stockpile and hit you when you least expect it, causing you to rapidly age by hours, weeks, months, and even years, ripping you apart in mere moments as your body attempts to reclaim the time you lost instantaneously.
I wish for the ability to work faster and more efficiently.
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- Thread starter
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Granted, but everytime you get close to finishing your work you pass out causing your work to always be finished late
Nullflowerblush
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i hate you
Oliver_de_jesus
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granted but every time you change the process is very painful
Wish: I want to eat cooked meat from a real dragon (I know very strange, I want to see how they ruin it haha)
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- Thread starter
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Granted, but you have no taste buds and the meat is poisonous with no treatment
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Granted, but only in a dream sequence
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I wish the shitty genie got cheated on
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You win this round
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- Thread starter
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Granted, but the girl who cheated on him was your wife
Oliver_de_jesus
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Granted: the genius meets another female genius, has a 4-year relationship, they marry, and after 1 years the male genius discovers that his wife was cheating on him with his brother.
i wish i was on gamemode 1
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Granted. Unfortunately, the meat has a type of previously-unknown-to-science mild allergenic effect for you that completely dulls your sense of taste when you so much as smell it.
(Or I guess OriginFox claimed that.)
(Because I should try to grant at least 1 ungranted wish.)
Granted, but Game Mode 1 proves too shallow, easy & unsatisfying, leaving you to live unfulfilled in life.
I wish that, for every operating train, people other than me would be teleported & bound to the train's route, with a junction forming -with people other than me teleported & bound to those as well- for those with no junctions, so that every currently operating train's course simulates The Trolley Problem.
Nullflowerblush
He/Him- 9,822
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T's a west'rn dragon and thus, thee unknowingly p'rish to its toxic flesh.
Granted, but you are forced to live, die, and respawn within the Void every two-and-a-half seconds for the rest of your life.
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- Thread starter
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Granted, but everytime a person is ran over by the train you feel their pain and they feel none
Oliver_de_jesus
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I wish Vegeta defeat Granolah in a true battle with no trickery or power ups for Granolah. 
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Granted, but it happens off-screen.I wish Vegeta defeat Granolah in a true battle with no trickery or power ups for Granolah.
I wish for Calvinball to become a worldwide, super popular phenomenon, with its rules, powers & events being just as real in the real world as they are in the game, but with the consequences of Calvinball's supernatural powers in the real world controlled by magical & benevolent deities.
(Oh wow, this was my 4,444th message.)
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