Cthulhu Regenerationn and other things

[Matthew_Schroeder]

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

S l a a n e s h

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

I can't help but die laughing while reading this

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

I love it.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Humanized Slaanesh is futa for obvious reasons

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Nah, that artist's Slaanesh is female.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

TZEENTCH IS A NEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Slaanesh and Tzeentch actually have a lot in common and do sorta get along in canon. Both are gods who seek perfection in their respective domains.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Reinhard for reasons above.

 

[ALRF]

Everyone gets...ReinHARDED~

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Slaanesh and Tzeentch actually have a lot in common and do sorta get along in canon. Both are gods who seek perfection in their respective domains.

Of course they have a lot in common. Let's count.

• They both have names with 8 letters.

• Both of their names end with h.

...that's all I got ovo (Though I do find it funny that the god of 6 has an eight letter name, while their enemy god, the god of 8 has a six letter name)

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Tzeentch is my personal favorite chaos god

I have terrible social skills, but I am a master of planning.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Tzeentch is my personal favorite chaos god
I have terrible social skills, but I am a master of planning.

Funny thing is Khourne is my favorite chaos god even though I share more in common with Tzeentch.

 

[ALRF]

Slaanesh is the best god/godess

And you guys know why :^) (demp hips)

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

I would believe you had knowledge in Warhammer if you at least spelled his name right.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

I would believe you had knowledge in Warhammer if you at least spelled his name right.

I suck at remebering how to spell names okay. Besides the only knowledge I have of Warhammer comes from this site.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

I mean, I did just say above that Khorne has 6 letters in his name, and you used 7 lol.

(Yes, I'm just messing with you. I'm an a-hole like that ovo)

 

[The_Wright_Way]

I mean, I did just say above that Khorne has 6 letters in his name, and you used 7 lol.

Counting is for the weak.

 

[Kaltias]

^ That's something that Khorne would say

 

[The_Wright_Way]

^ That's something that Khorne would say

I never said I didn't share some things with him.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

just as planned

 

[Kaltias]

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Should I add Warhammer to the topics of this thread at this point?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

You shouldn't... because I already did.

 

[Fllflourine]

>Sees Fun and Games

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

You're right, sexy Eldritch horrors are far too serious a topic for fun and games

 

[Fllflourine]

^ Revive that ban the person above thread will me wont you

 

[The_Wright_Way]

I revive thee thread!

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Thread which is not locked can eternal lie, and with strange shitposts even Admins may die.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

 

[ALRF]

Those topics though :>

 

[GreyFang82]

Hey guys... I know you guys are just joking around now (considering this is now on Fun and Games)

But I had a question relating to Low-Godly Regen and stuff.

 

[Kaltias]

Which question?

 

[GreyFang82]

So if say... a Non-corporeal being (Say a disembodied consciousness) gained a physical form and is still shown they don't need their physical form and the form can even regenerate from wounds (and was implied that even if their whole physical form was destroyed they would be fine). Would it be a stretch to say that being can regerate a whole new body?

 

[Kaltias]

If it's implied that they can regrow the physical form that should be Low-Godly I think.

 

[444_OverTimeNights]

His body is irrelevant. Cthulhu and his kin are not actually made of anything material, as we know it.

"It was curious to note from the pictured battles that both the Cthulhu spawn and the Mi-Go seem to have been composed of matter more widely different from that which we know than was the substance of the Old Ones. They were able to undergo transformations and reintegrations impossible for their adversaries, and seem therefore to have originally come from even remoter gulfs of the cosmic space. The Old Ones, but for their abnormal toughness and peculiar vital properties, were strictly material, and must have had their absolute origin within the known space-time continuum - whereas the first sources of the other beings can only be guessed at with bated breath."

"These Great Old Ones, Castro continued, were not composed altogether of flesh and blood. They had shape - for did not this star-fashioned image prove it? - but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die. They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R'lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious surrection when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for Them. But at that time some force from outside must serve to liberate Their bodies. The spells that preserved them intact likewise prevented Them from making an initial move, and They could only lie awake in the dark and think whilst uncounted millions of years rolled by. They knew all that was occurring in the universe, for Their mode of speech was transmitted thought. Even now They talked in Their tombs."

This is not surprising, considering Cthulhu is older than our universe. What he's made of is in pretty much no way linked to matter or the cosmos as we know it.

"The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. God! What wonder that across the earth a great architect went mad, and poor Wilcox raved with fever in that telepathic instant? The Thing of the idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again, and what an age-old cult had failed to do by design, a band of innocent sailors had done by accident. After vigintillions of years great Cthulhu was loose again, and ravening for delight."

"never been shown to have regenerated from anything beyond minor damage"

...? His head explodes. And then begins reforming instantly.

"There was a mighty eddying and foaming in the noisome brine, and as the steam mounted higher and higher the brave Norwegian drove his vessel head on against the pursuing jelly which rose above the unclean froth like the stern of a daemon galleon. The awful squid-head with writhing feelers came nearly up to the bowsprit of the sturdy yacht, but Johansen drove on relentlessly. There was a bursting as of an exploding bladder, a slushy nastiness as of a cloven sunfish, a stench as of a thousand opened graves, and a sound that the chronicler would not put on paper. For an instant the ship was befouled by an acrid and blinding green cloud, and then there was only a venomous seething astern; where—God in heaven!—the scattered plasticity of that nameless sky-spawn was nebulously recombining in its hateful original form, whilst its distance widened every second as the Alert gained impetus from its mounting steam."

"his mind hax haven't always worked."

He never uses his mind hax in the single canon in-person appearance he has. Everyone just goes insane because they can't comprehend his form, which defies our cosmos' notions of matter and force. He isn't actively doing anything, at that point.

Do you have the scan of Cthulhu having mad ness manip

 

[Noneless21]

Do you have the scan of Cthulhu having mad ness manip

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