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After the death of the orgy child of DIO, the Monarch of Pointland turned to the denizens of the wiki to stop the almighty Breinhard Bheydrich.
Through extensive research and bullshitting, we have discovered that only memes can stop the beast now.
However, Breinhard has likely already breeched this thread and is creating laws to hinder our progress. This will not stop us. WiLl nOt StOp usssssss us-us-us-us-us-us...
Hi everybody!
Hi guys and gals! Breinhard here. So I see the Monarch of Pointland is trying to kill me. I don't know why. I love it, just like I love everyone else. So cease this pointless battle and come join me in my dominion. It'll be fun!!
But if you do still want to try to kill me, alright, fiiiiine. Here are the rules for this game, ok!
1st Rule: Only children of characters are allowed, not the actual characters. I want variety, you know? Being omnipresent across fiction means I've all these people before! So make up some new people, ok?
2nd Rule: Only characters with the dankest memes may proceed to face me. Everything else is simply unworthy, ok?
3rd Rule: Should a contender fail to defeat me, they get to join my Dominion. See? I still love you, even if you try to kill me. So don't worry about a thing, ok?
Other than these laws, anything goes. Good luck, and remember I'll still love you even if you lose.
Let's begin!!
Through extensive research and bullshitting, we have discovered that only memes can stop the beast now.
However, Breinhard has likely already breeched this thread and is creating laws to hinder our progress. This will not stop us. WiLl nOt StOp usssssss us-us-us-us-us-us...
Hi everybody!
Hi guys and gals! Breinhard here. So I see the Monarch of Pointland is trying to kill me. I don't know why. I love it, just like I love everyone else. So cease this pointless battle and come join me in my dominion. It'll be fun!!
But if you do still want to try to kill me, alright, fiiiiine. Here are the rules for this game, ok!
1st Rule: Only children of characters are allowed, not the actual characters. I want variety, you know? Being omnipresent across fiction means I've all these people before! So make up some new people, ok?
2nd Rule: Only characters with the dankest memes may proceed to face me. Everything else is simply unworthy, ok?
3rd Rule: Should a contender fail to defeat me, they get to join my Dominion. See? I still love you, even if you try to kill me. So don't worry about a thing, ok?
Other than these laws, anything goes. Good luck, and remember I'll still love you even if you lose.
Let's begin!!