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  1. Flashlight237

    Pachycephalosaurus vs Cattle

    Okay, so here's the deal. A Pachycephalosaurus is a dinosaur famously claimed to be built for ramming, and there are arguments for and against that claim, not to mention fossils with cranial lesions exist. A cattle, on the other hand, will attack by ramming, although two bulls killed each other...
  2. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
  3. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Tyrannosaurus Rex (Real World) vs Velociraptor (Dino Crisis Manhua) [0-0-0]

    The fight takes place in an enclosed paddock from Jurassic World large enough to hold them both comfortably that they can't escape from. Tyrannosaurus Rex : Velociraptor : Incon :
  4. OriginFox

    Humanity Vs Cursed Spirits

    Human Race VS Cursed Spirits (Round 1) Human Race VS Sukuna (Round 2) Cursed Spirits: Jogo, Dragon, Hanami, Finger Bearer CONDITIONS: Humans and weapons can see/interact with Cursed Spirits Humanity has knowledge of their powers Humanity is given...
  5. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor vs African Wild Dog

    So here's the deal. Typically both creatures are depicted as pack hunters, with the African Wild Dog proven to be such and the Velociraptor only being such thanks to Jurassic Park and some circumstantial evidence from Deinonychus. But lets say for this sake this'll be a pack deal. For this...
  6. Hortonhearsahoot

    Obese kermit vs. Fast Bird (American Bullfrog vs. Greater Roadrunner) 0-0-0

    Starting distance is 3 feet Location: Patch of land adjacent to a shallow pond SBA otherwise American Bullfrog: Greater Roadrunner:
  7. Flashlight237

    Coyote vs Harpy Eagle

    Okay, so here's the deal. We have the Coyote, and then we have the Harpy Eagle. From what I can tell, both creatures can go from around 10-C to 10-B. From what I can tell, here's what both creatures have. Coyote Hunted larger prey, like goats and sheep Largest individuals are slightly out of...
  8. Vehicles with highest KE ever

    I'm attempting to rank the real world vehicles of all time by their maximum kinetic energy. I have performed some calculations already and this is what I have so far: Gerald R Ford nuclear powered warship: KE = (1/2)(10^8)(15.6)^2 = 1.21 × 10^10 J (large building level, high 8-C) Heaviest oil...
  9. Flashlight237

    Real World Animal Categories

    Hey there. So uhh... Why are people putting the "Characters" category under real world animals? They're real life entities, not fictional characters, so it really doesn't make sense.
  10. Energy to destroy great wall of China

    Destroying the great wall of China is (un)surprisingly not a wall level feat. The wall has a mass of 50 million tonnes = 5 × 10^10 kg. It is made of various stones including brick and marble. The density of most stones are about 2200kg/m^3 to 2800kg/m^3 so I assume the average to be about...
  11. Argentinosaurus incorrect GPE?

    On Argentinosaurus' profile it calculates GPE at 5 MJ assuming centre of gravity is 6.5 metres high. Couldn't it stand up on 2 legs like many images of it depict to get to centre of mass at least 13 metres above ground raising GPE to 10 MJ?
  12. Flashlight237

    Blacktip Reef Shark vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so the Blacktip Reef Shark is listed at Street Level while the Chimpanzee is listed at Human Level+. The Blacktip Reef Shark typically bites out of stupidity more than anything. While its bite force isn't rated, a Blacktip Shark, a visually similar shark in terms of both size and...
  13. King_Dom470

    Walter White walks with dinosaurs (0-0-0)

    Walter white vs real world animals are always cool Rules: Speed equal A big Dimetrodon was used (They were like 15 feet long) Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 Specifically season 5 Walt is used Battle takes place in Gus' super lab SBA for everything else Not Technically A Dinosaur...
  14. Flashlight237

    Banana Slug vs Red Triangle Slug

    This would be an interesting match-up. So, the Banana Slug is the second largest slug species, with a length of up to 25 cm. It has a slime that numbs the tongue of predators: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slug The Red Triangle Slug, on the other hand, has a length of up to 15 cm. It...
  15. Flashlight237

    Meganeura vs Rat

    So here's the deal. Meganeura is the largest flying insect ever, with a wingspan that can exceed 70 cm and a weight of up to 150 grams. Meganeura is a hawker dragonfly, which at best can pull off 35 miles an hour, although body length per second ratios may make this rating higher. At the same...
  16. Flashlight237

    A Bug's Life But Worse (Hopper vs Bullet Ant)

    Okay, so a bullet ant vs Hopper from a Bug's Life. It should be noted that Hopper is significantly stronger than a normal grasshopper, having one-shot a member of his own kind with a punch. A bullet ant took several minutes to kill a grasshopper in an enclosed space: Given these circumstances...
  17. Flashlight237

    Amphicyon vs Epicyon

    So, these two dogs are on the wiki. Let's see how they fare against one another. So, Amphicyon has a wider size range of the two animals due to it's genus being more well-known of the two doglike creatures. It can go from about 112 kg for A. astrei to 550 kg for A. ingens. It has a bearlike...
  18. Flashlight237

    Walter White vs Chimpanzee

    Walter White... He's a cancer patient who has a gun... And frankly, since he gets skittish very easily, he has a hard time aiming. What would happen if we pit him against a Murder Ape? Walter's main pistol is 10-A+. Meanwhile, it took four shots from a GLOCK to put down Travis, and that's...
  19. King_Dom470

    Extinct chicken fights a lizard (7-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Battle takes place in the Australian outback A big boy beardie was used (28 inches) A smaller dodo is used (around 10 kg) SBA for everything else Beardie: (Oiguana2701, JustANormalLemon, Peppersalt43, King_Dom470, XSOULOFCINDERX, Mariogoods, noninho) Chicken: Incon:
  20. Flashlight237

    Chucky vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so Chucky... He's a serial killer in the body of a doll, and as of late he can do soul fissionism as long as there are Good Guy Dolls around. He's a killer who, unlike practically ANY horror movie villain, has standards, killing a guy trying to r*** a cripple and killing an abusive...
  21. Flashlight237

    Chimpanzee vs Cheetah REMATCH

    Okay, so uhh... Here's the deal. The Cheetah won due to a whole buncha nonsense about size and such in this thread: https://vsbattles.com/threads/grace-chimp-vs-cheetah.146374/ Thing is, the real world proved once again that, NO, that's not how that works. According to this paper, a chimpanzee...
  22. King_Dom470

    Dumbest fight of all time (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Fly is bloodlusted Speed is equal Battle takes place on a windowsill SBA for everything else Flytrap: Fly: (Giannysmag, King_Dom470, Stillwinston, JustANormalLemon, HonestlyBored24, Peppersalt43, koopa3144) Incon:
  23. King_Dom470

    Fake tiger vs a Real tiger (7-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in Los Pollos Hermanos' parking lot SBA for everything else Fake Tiger: (AThe1412, Mariogoods, H3110l12345I20, JustANormalLemon, King_Dom470, Peppersalt43, AStrangeverse) Scales to 13,028.25282 Joules Real Tiger: Scales to 9920 Joules Incon:
  24. Flashlight237

    The Largest Animals Ever Duke It Out (Blue Whale vs Perucetus Colossus)

    The blue whale is erring on a possible usurping for largest animal ever by weight. At the same time, there are still some oddities about them. In a lateral position, Perucetus Colossus has a GPE of 1.8 to 8.6 megajoules (average 5.2 megajoules). For an Eastern North Pacific female, the average...
  25. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor (Jurassic Park) vs Grizzly Bear

    Why not? Have a bear go toe-to-toe with velociraptors. While a pack of... I have no idea how many, can kill a cow in seconds. A grizzly bear can do that more or less on its own and can potentially kill a moose in a single hit anecdotally speaking. Let's see how this will go. This would be a...
  26. Flashlight237

    Herrerasaurus vs Grizzly Bear

    So, these two. A Herrerasaurus has a larger holotype that went up to 6 meters in length while a coastal grizzly bear can go for around 8 feet in length (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Peninsula_brown_bear ). However, the weight is where things get iffy. The largest Herrerasaurus weighs...
  27. Arceus0x

    Ohio revision

    I have made this calculation https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE I have made a revision before but i'd say it wasn't organized well enough and it was dead anyways so here we go. I believe Ohio-class sub should scale to the calc in question I also want to scale...
  28. Flashlight237

    Hopper (A Bug's Life) vs Asian Giant Hornet

    So I made a profile on Hopper. While a match between Hopper and General Mandible from Antz would be nice, apparently Mandible is far more unimpressive in regards to the power department (at least that's what WickedBinge tells me, I'm not too sure) and most people on this site aren't big on...
  29. Maverick_Zero_X

    Honey Badger vs Wolverine

    Honey Badger vs Wolverine SBA
  30. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
  31. DontTalkDT

    Creepy Crawler vs Delicate Genius

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate showdown of wits and brawn! Tonight, we have a battle like no other, as two opponents from vastly different worlds step into the ring for an epic clash! In the blue corner, hailing from the realm of intellect and cunning, a prodigy in gaming and...
  32. JustANormalLemon

    Godzilla vs a Chimpanzee

    TriStar Godzilla first key vs A male chimpanzee Rules: All the chimp stats are changed to be 5 times higher them Godzilla stats Chimp has a stick that is 7 times more resistent them him Battle takes place on a minecraft flat world Lizard: Chimp: This is dumb:
  33. DontTalkDT

    Real Life version of a Minecraft Mob fights the Monarch of Pointland

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the grandest spectacle of squared-circle combat! Tonight, we bear witness to an extraordinary clash of dimensions, as we present to you an epic encounter between the Monarch of Pointland and a creature that scuttles in the shadows of our own realm...
  34. ThePrimalHunter

    Slenderman Fights A Flippin' Dinosaur (Slenderman vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (GRACE)

    Slender Man (Jeff vs Slenderman) vs Tyrannosaurus Rex (The Real World) Ground Rules: Speed is Unequal Fight takes place in Slenderman's Woods Both start 5m away from each other Slenderman is 84,950.538 Joules T-Rex is 87,009.58 Joules T-Rex has a 1.02x AP advantage Who Wins? Kills Edgy...
  35. King_Dom470

    Two surprisingly fast animals fight each other (0-0-0)

    Rules: - Fight takes place in the Australian Outback Both are fully grown adults They start 5 meters away from each other The beardie is bloodlusted "Meep Meep!": Beardie:
  36. Flashlight237

    Red Bulborb vs Domestic Cat (Two Votes Left)

    Okay, so this match-up is a little finicky, but hear me out. While the Red Bulborb is 90 mm long, which is about the size of a mouse, it can throw an entire car wheel (27 lbs, or 12.247 kg) just to hunt down Pikmin.: On the other hand, cats are some of the best hunters on the land, with cats...
  37. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
  38. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
  39. Arceus0x

    Why is the Submarine High 8-C in dura?

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ohio-class_Submarine?so=search Unexplained High 8-C durability. Why? Like 8-A is at least somewhat explained but this one ain't. What's up with that?
  40. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Mute Swan

    Okay, so Olimar... This guy had taken on many beasts thanks to his Pikmin. Why not put him against one heck of a bird: the Mute Swan. The swan had easily killed small breeds of dogs and had drowned a human. In the meantime, Olimar can handle 23 joules durability-wise, although his Pikmin are...
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