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real life

  1. CNBA3

    Vehicle Durability Question. (WARNING: May have distressing footage)

    I was wondering, while I know that Durability in it's basics is the amount of damage and severity one can withstand before breaking. Here I am wondering how would one classify durability for vehicles if the stats between the former's dura compares to the attack's AP. I have been told just...
  2. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
    • XSOULOFCINDERX
    • Thread
    • cave bear fallout real life real world reality the real world the real world (verse) yao guai
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Dinamic8000

    Polar Bears Multi-Verses Revision

    I was just browsing through the wiki and noticed that some profiles from multiples verses need some edits since they are linked to the Polar Bear profile, which was downgraded from pure 9-B to 9-C, 9-B through kinetic energy I will keep it simple and direct White Bear The profile is pretty...
    • Dinamic8000
    • Thread
    • a song of ice and fire his dark materials iorek byrnison polar bear real life varamyr white bear
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Content Revision
  4. Dinamic8000

    The Wasp is not that outnumbered

    Basically this video, but instead of a few dozens of bees there are only sixteen of then (Including the one who is bitten in the beginning) Asian Giant Hornet: PulffletonGaming 16 European Honeybees: A guy with pesticide:
  5. Idontknow350

    Liopleurodon should reach large size type 0

    The article of it does not have it in its powers and abilities despite the Liopleurodon reaching around 5 to 7 meters long, so it should qualify for a tier 0 large size. link of the page ---> https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Liopleurodon_(The_Real_World)
  6. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Quick Draw tries to draw against an attack helicopter 💀 (Composite Human (Real World) vs Quick Draw)

    Conditions: "The human gets an Mi-24, and has complete knowledge of how the quick draw operates. Both are about 5 meters away from each other..." - Hortonhearsahoot. The heilcopter starts 30 m away in the air. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Great human amalgamation...
    • H3110l12345I20
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) mil mi-24 quick draw real life the real world what-if? mergings totally accurate battle simulator vs thread
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  7. Random-Helper323

    Bodily Weaponry for the Shark in Jaws

    The sharks in Jaws should have bodily weaponry. Original Novel Film Version Ultimate Predator They're huge great white sharks with mouths full of huge sharp teeth, so this seems pretty self-evident.
  8. Oiguana2701

    Lizard vs bat thing (The Real World vs Godzilla) 0-1-0

    Iguana vs Dorat So: Both start 3 meters away from eachother. That's it. Mammal(?): 1 Lizard: Incon:
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • dorat godzilla iguana king ghidora real life the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. hockame

    Shrunken Bones VS Pug 3-0-0

    This is the dumbest thing I have ever done lmao Shrunken Bones: 3 Pug: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • hockame
    • Thread
    • funny marvel comics pug real life shrunken bones (marvel comics)
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. SpiteBattles

    Twitch Streamer Riddler fights Thanos (the Dinosaur)

    Title says all, Riddler from 2022’s The Batman attempts to fight a Thanos Simonattoi. Battle takes place in a Minecraft Village (no Blacksmith). Riddler has all his optional equipment, 30 minutes of prep, and prior knowledge that he is going to fight a dinosaur, thats it. Anything optional...
    • SpiteBattles
    • Thread
    • dc comics real life riddler (2022 movie) thanos simonattoi the batman the penguin (2022 movie) vs battle vs battles vsbattles
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. Arceus0x

    Ohio revision

    I have made this calculation https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE I have made a revision before but i'd say it wasn't organized well enough and it was dead anyways so here we go. I believe Ohio-class sub should scale to the calc in question I also want to scale...
  12. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. KLOL506

    Real Life CRT: Guns, Blades and Spears Piercing Damage

    Since we already mandate IRL animals to have "higher piercing damage with claws, teeth" and whatever other sharp bodily weaponry they possess now, might as well give other pointy weapons and guns the same treatment. Heck, the gun argument came first and then the animals. Basically, just slap a...
  14. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
    • H3110l12345I20
    • Thread
    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Arceus0x

    DOWN IN OHIO, DEEP DOWN IN OHIO

    Basically, the current durability of the Ohio-class Submarine is big doodoo. However we do know that Submarines can tank slamming into sea mountains full force, the scans of which are provided here https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE Everything you need to know is...
  17. Keeweed

    The durability of real world animals

    So this is going to be pretty hard to resolve problem, but oh well. Also this thread is about real animals durability, thus to prove points real animals need to be shown getting hurt. Massive graphic warnings and read this thread at your own risk. I do not condone violence against real animals...
  18. Notsussybaka900

    What’s the limit to real life articles?

    I know I can’t do anything super controversial, but would it be possible to make a page for say, the Black Plague, or Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor? Where’s the limit for IRL profiles?
  19. H3110l12345I20

    Walt fights a monke (Walter White vs Chimpanzee (Real World))

    Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 in his pocket. SBA otherwise & fight starts in melee range. Walt is 10-A & the monke is 10-B. Monke: 2 WALT.: 7 Incon:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad chimpanzee real life the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 103
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. JustANormalLemon

    REAL WORLD BATTLE ROYAL!!

    All extinct and non extinct animals and plants in the REAL WORLD have a single exemple of them summoned inside Bikini botton around the Krust Krab so aquatic animals and terrestrial ones can fight and breath at the same time Any profile in the EXTINC ORGANISMS and in the EXASTANT ORGANISMS that...
  21. cloudyagami

    Real Life Boxing/UFC profiles

    Wiki doesn't seem to have any profiles for boxing and UFC fighters like Mike Tyson or Conor Mcgregor etc. Where would they be scaled? I say 9-C but its up for debate if they peak at 10-A
  22. Kyleb79

    List a Real Life Example for every Tier

    I just thought of it. What I mean is a real-life feat for every tier, so not just an example like "Destroying a mountain/galaxy" or the standard AP baseline example we have labelled on the wiki. Like say, for 9-B, label the punching power of some fighter. Or some AP events in the universe. If...
  23. Flashlight237

    Battle of the Most Invasive Animals (Cane Toad vs Rat)

    So yeah, we have the Cane Toad, which is the most dangerous invasive species in Australia, and then we have the rat, a worldwide invasive threat and likely responsible for many extinctions. Supposedly cane toads can eat cats...
  24. hockame

    2-5-0 Baldi VS Polar Bear

    Baldi: 2 Polar Bear: 5 Incon: Speed is equalized Fight takes place within the Arctic Circle Win via incap or death Fighters start 20 feet away from each other And no, there is no particular reason why I decided to do this battle, I just couldn't be bothered to come up with something actually...
    • hockame
    • Thread
    • animals baldi baldi's basics in education and learning polar bear real life
    • Replies: 91
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. JohnCenaNation

    Composite Human (Real Life) vs Composite Gigantopithecus (Real Life)

    Synopsis: Who is the most powerful primate that ever existed in real life? The human or the gigantopithecus? Note the answer to this question would be pretty obvious if we try to pit an average human against an average gigantopithecus in a fight, the gigantopithecus would tear us human into...
    • JohnCenaNation
    • Thread
    • composite earthling gigantopithecus human primate real life real world reality versus versus threads
    • Replies: 122
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  26. Spinoirr

    Saul goes to the zoo and regrets it (Saul Goodman vs a Tapir)

    Both are bloodlusted Fight takes place at the Toronto Zoo They are 20 meters apart Tapir: Saul Goodman aka live action Regain: 1 Here is a track that fits this fight perfectly
  27. Oliver_de_jesus

    Walter white vs Aardvark

    Both bloodlust time is 5:00PM and 0 equip Music Battle zone: Australia Aardvark: 7 (@My_area @Greatsage13th @DarlingAurora @Oliver_de_jesus @H3110l12345I20 @Noneless21 @Apex_Predator_GX ) Walter White:
  28. Stefano4444

    Allosaurus VS African Bush Elephant

    Allosaurus: 0 () Elephant: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
  29. Dio_the_Ludicolo

    Goose (Untitled Goose Game) VS Crow (Real World)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Goose_(Untitled_Goose_Game) VS https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Crow_(Real_World) A crow sees the Goose holding something shiny, and they decide to fight over it. Neither one will back down until the other is dead. Which intelligent bird will win? VOTES FOR...

  30. Putin fights The Emperor of Mankind.

    Speed unequal I know that this is won't count in profiles, it's just the curious. Let's say that the most strongest our world cosmology(even 11D theories or higher) goes against The Emperor. So, every theory, every animal, ability and etc will merge for example in Putin. Who will win? The...
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    • real life warhammer 40000
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. Dinamic8000

    Change Mantis Shrimp Tier (And Size)

    I din't think i needed to post a thread for that since it was a change in a Real World profile. But anyways, Mantis Shrimp should be 9-C in Tier, AP and Durability, the profile (And literally every place you search) Say his punch is 1500 newtons, doing the calculations here we have 1269 joules...
  32. Dinamic8000

    Underwater Long Mouth Predators! (GRACE)

    Since one seems to inspired the other nothing more fair than a deadly battle between the two! The arena is open water from 20m to 40m bellow surface, both start face to face with 10 meters apart RL High Tier Sea Monster: Subnautica Low Tier Creature of 4546B: 7 (JustANormalLemon...
    • Dinamic8000
    • Thread
    • pliosaurus real life stalker (subnautica) subnautica underwater
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. ElajRuengies

    On Destruction Values...

    If fragmenting rock truly only requires 8 joules per cubic centimeter, why can't I destroy things like dice and similar hard small objects by punching them? Assuming my fist + end of my arm weighs 500 grams and I can throw hands at 6 m/s, that's 9 joules of energy that's doing diddly squat.
  34. ZillertheBucko

    Montgomery Gator vs Just a Gator (GRACE)

    Fazbear entertainment has built a new pizzaplex in Florida, but unfortunately because of that every now and then a stray Alligator makes its way in, and Monty is in charge of kicking them back out.... Battle takes place in the Gator Golf room Speed isn't equalized Monty isn't broken of course...
    • ZillertheBucko
    • Thread
    • alligator five nights at freddy's fnaf montgomery gator real life security breach
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  35. Neanderthal vs Recep Ivedik

    Neanderthal (Real World) vs Recep Ivedik (Recep Ivedik) Neanderthal can't use weapons Neanderthal: 1 (GoldExPoints) Recep Ivedik:
  36. LaserPrecision

    Orcas vs Megalodon

    Rules: 2 Orca's (Willing to change to make things fairer) 1 Megalodon 100 meters apart Other than that SBA Meg: 4 (@Cryo123, @Phoenks, @StekFence, @JustANormalLemon) Orca: 1 (@King) Incon: 0
  37. ZoroNotZolo

    You're a Star! Literally.

    Assuming it was possible for a sun to exist that was the size and shape of the average man, how strong would it be, and how strong would a potential supernova from it be? I thought about it after an astronomy course.

  38. USA Army VS The Fire Nation (Avatar)

    The whole fire nation somehow gets transported to our world and wants to invade the USA as the first conquest. -Location: entirety of the American contient.
    • God900
    • Thread
    • avatar: the last airbender fire nation real life usa army
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  39. Pepsiman25th

    real world gauntlet

    your fav character/verse fighting the real worlds forces. speed equal by default for the ones who are living, for the weapons/other the character must stand there still and cant move Level 1: Neanderthal Level 2: Gorilla Level 3: T rex Level 4: Blue Whale (battle takes place in the water)...
  40. Bernkastelll

    Real Life vs Goku

    I wan't a serious debate, that's the reason that this will be in the Versus Thread and not Fun and Games, and yeah, I know that the match won't be added to the profile Rules: The entire Real Life AP/Powers/Cosmic Events/Animals/Tiers/Inteligence/Weapons yada yada, the composite real life itself...
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