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real life

  1. KLOL506

    Real Life CRT: Guns, Blades and Spears Piercing Damage

    Since we already mandate IRL animals to have "higher piercing damage with claws, teeth" and whatever other sharp bodily weaponry they possess now, might as well give other pointy weapons and guns the same treatment. Heck, the gun argument came first and then the animals. Basically, just slap a...
  2. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
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    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Arceus0x

    DOWN IN OHIO, DEEP DOWN IN OHIO

    Basically, the current durability of the Ohio-class Submarine is big doodoo. However we do know that Submarines can tank slamming into sea mountains full force, the scans of which are provided here https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE Everything you need to know is...
  5. Keeweed

    The durability of real world animals

    So this is going to be pretty hard to resolve problem, but oh well. Also this thread is about real animals durability, thus to prove points real animals need to be shown getting hurt. Massive graphic warnings and read this thread at your own risk. I do not condone violence against real animals...
  6. Notsussybaka900

    What’s the limit to real life articles?

    I know I can’t do anything super controversial, but would it be possible to make a page for say, the Black Plague, or Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor? Where’s the limit for IRL profiles?
  7. H3110l12345I20

    Walt fights a monke (Walter White vs Chimpanzee (Real World))

    Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 in his pocket. SBA otherwise & fight starts in melee range. Walt is 10-A & the monke is 10-B. Monke: 2 WALT.: 7 Incon:
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    • #walter white breaking bad chimpanzee real life the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 103
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. JustANormalLemon

    REAL WORLD BATTLE ROYAL!!

    All extinct and non extinct animals and plants in the REAL WORLD have a single exemple of them summoned inside Bikini botton around the Krust Krab so aquatic animals and terrestrial ones can fight and breath at the same time Any profile in the EXTINC ORGANISMS and in the EXASTANT ORGANISMS that...
  9. cloudyagami

    Real Life Boxing/UFC profiles

    Wiki doesn't seem to have any profiles for boxing and UFC fighters like Mike Tyson or Conor Mcgregor etc. Where would they be scaled? I say 9-C but its up for debate if they peak at 10-A
  10. Kyleb79

    List a Real Life Example for every Tier

    I just thought of it. What I mean is a real-life feat for every tier, so not just an example like "Destroying a mountain/galaxy" or the standard AP baseline example we have labelled on the wiki. Like say, for 9-B, label the punching power of some fighter. Or some AP events in the universe. If...
  11. Flashlight237

    Battle of the Most Invasive Animals (Cane Toad vs Rat)

    So yeah, we have the Cane Toad, which is the most dangerous invasive species in Australia, and then we have the rat, a worldwide invasive threat and likely responsible for many extinctions. Supposedly cane toads can eat cats...
  12. hockame

    2-5-0 Baldi VS Polar Bear

    Baldi: 2 Polar Bear: 5 Incon: Speed is equalized Fight takes place within the Arctic Circle Win via incap or death Fighters start 20 feet away from each other And no, there is no particular reason why I decided to do this battle, I just couldn't be bothered to come up with something actually...
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    • animals baldi baldi's basics in education and learning polar bear real life
    • Replies: 91
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. JohnCenaNation

    Composite Human (Real Life) vs Composite Gigantopithecus (Real Life)

    Synopsis: Who is the most powerful primate that ever existed in real life? The human or the gigantopithecus? Note the answer to this question would be pretty obvious if we try to pit an average human against an average gigantopithecus in a fight, the gigantopithecus would tear us human into...
    • JohnCenaNation
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    • composite earthling gigantopithecus human primate real life real world reality versus versus threads
    • Replies: 122
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  14. Spinoirr

    Saul goes to the zoo and regrets it (Saul Goodman vs a Tapir)

    Both are bloodlusted Fight takes place at the Toronto Zoo They are 20 meters apart Tapir: Saul Goodman aka live action Regain: 1 Here is a track that fits this fight perfectly
  15. Oliver_de_jesus

    Walter white vs Aardvark

    Both bloodlust time is 5:00PM and 0 equip Music Battle zone: Australia Aardvark: 7 (@My_area @Greatsage13th Deleted Username @Oliver_de_jesus @H3110l12345I20 @Noneless21 @Apex_Predator_GX ) Walter White:
  16. Stefano4444

    Allosaurus VS African Bush Elephant

    Allosaurus: 0 () Elephant: 1 (Elephanth) Inconclusive: 0 ()
  17. Dio_the_Ludicolo

    Goose (Untitled Goose Game) VS Crow (Real World)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Goose_(Untitled_Goose_Game) VS https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Crow_(Real_World) A crow sees the Goose holding something shiny, and they decide to fight over it. Neither one will back down until the other is dead. Which intelligent bird will win? VOTES FOR...

  18. Putin fights The Emperor of Mankind.

    Speed unequal I know that this is won't count in profiles, it's just the curious. Let's say that the most strongest our world cosmology(even 11D theories or higher) goes against The Emperor. So, every theory, every animal, ability and etc will merge for example in Putin. Who will win? The...
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Dinamic8000

    Change Mantis Shrimp Tier (And Size)

    I din't think i needed to post a thread for that since it was a change in a Real World profile. But anyways, Mantis Shrimp should be 9-C in Tier, AP and Durability, the profile (And literally every place you search) Say his punch is 1500 newtons, doing the calculations here we have 1269 joules...
  20. Dinamic8000

    Underwater Long Mouth Predators! (GRACE)

    Since one seems to inspired the other nothing more fair than a deadly battle between the two! The arena is open water from 20m to 40m bellow surface, both start face to face with 10 meters apart RL High Tier Sea Monster: Subnautica Low Tier Creature of 4546B: 7 (JustANormalLemon...
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    • pliosaurus real life stalker (subnautica) subnautica underwater
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. ElajRuengies

    On Destruction Values...

    If fragmenting rock truly only requires 8 joules per cubic centimeter, why can't I destroy things like dice and similar hard small objects by punching them? Assuming my fist + end of my arm weighs 500 grams and I can throw hands at 6 m/s, that's 9 joules of energy that's doing diddly squat.
  22. ZillertheBucko

    Montgomery Gator vs Just a Gator (GRACE)

    Fazbear entertainment has built a new pizzaplex in Florida, but unfortunately because of that every now and then a stray Alligator makes its way in, and Monty is in charge of kicking them back out.... Battle takes place in the Gator Golf room Speed isn't equalized Monty isn't broken of course...
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    • alligator five nights at freddy's fnaf montgomery gator real life security breach
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  23. Neanderthal vs Recep Ivedik

    Neanderthal (Real World) vs Recep Ivedik (Recep Ivedik) Neanderthal can't use weapons Neanderthal: 1 (GoldExPoints) Recep Ivedik:
  24. LaserPrecision

    Orcas vs Megalodon

    Rules: 2 Orca's (Willing to change to make things fairer) 1 Megalodon 100 meters apart Other than that SBA Meg: 4 (@Cryo123, @Phoenks, @StekFence, @JustANormalLemon) Orca: 1 (@King) Incon: 0
  25. ZoroNotZolo

    You're a Star! Literally.

    Assuming it was possible for a sun to exist that was the size and shape of the average man, how strong would it be, and how strong would a potential supernova from it be? I thought about it after an astronomy course.

  26. USA Army VS The Fire Nation (Avatar)

    The whole fire nation somehow gets transported to our world and wants to invade the USA as the first conquest. -Location: entirety of the American contient.
  27. Pepsiman25th

    real world gauntlet

    your fav character/verse fighting the real worlds forces. speed equal by default for the ones who are living, for the weapons/other the character must stand there still and cant move Level 1: Neanderthal Level 2: Gorilla Level 3: T rex Level 4: Blue Whale (battle takes place in the water)...
  28. Bernkastelll

    Real Life vs Goku

    I wan't a serious debate, that's the reason that this will be in the Versus Thread and not Fun and Games, and yeah, I know that the match won't be added to the profile Rules: The entire Real Life AP/Powers/Cosmic Events/Animals/Tiers/Inteligence/Weapons yada yada, the composite real life itself...

  29. Tiering system and science

    Are outerversal,hyperversal, alternate timelines, infinite amount of hierarchies, tiering system and that kind of things in vs wiki, scientific theories or backed up by science or has anything to do with science or are they just some random terms created so we can scale characters? Like are...
  30. Arceus0x

    Tyrannosaurus matches be wildin'

    Ive been looking at T-rex wins and losses and...what the heck? Two of the fights happen in 20ft deep water. You do realize that T-rex is like 6 feet short? AND you are putting him against the Great White AND Spinosaurus. It is a dino that can barely swim, how will he even attack a smaller...
  31. Megaquake2012

    The United Nations vs The World Government (One Piece)

    The scenario is not all out war, but rather a scenario akin to GATE. In the year 2021, (specifically an alternate timeline without COVID), a portal opens up randomly in the Pacific Ocean near Japan. The portal is the size of Long Island. The United Nations is quick to set up a cordon around the...
  32. GilverTheProtoAngelo

    🐯Roar of a Tiger!!!🐯

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiger_(Real_World) This is our current profile for Real World Tiger. I was browsing through internet and somehow ended up searching about Tigers. Some interesting trivia I have encountered. 1) Tiger's roar can paralyse it's victim momentarily. 2) It can...
  33. Furudo_Erika

    About "normal humans"

    If a standard human (A) who weighs 62kg charges into another human (B) at 5 m/s, their kinetic energy would reach 775 joules (Street level). If B can take this charge from A with minimal injury, would they have 9-C durability? If ""who" or "what" they can harm" takes priority over the measured...
  34. SemiRaedi

    What tier would the 1960 Valdivia earthquake

    It was stated to be magnitude 9.5 iirc and caused tsunamis too.
  35. Valiant_Abyss

    Real World Humans Tier 0 Upgrade

    Every single profile we have on this wiki technically exists in our Real World Verse. This includes characters like Azathoth and every other tier 0 character. However we literally cannot be harmed by these characters and view them as simple fiction. I am proposing the creation of a new tier...
  36. Unwanteduser48

    Joseph surviving WW2 part 2: Operation Touch (November 8, 1942-November 10, 1942)

    Day/Month/Year: November 8, 1942 Location: Morocco Joseph has an M1903 Springfield and an Colt M1917 revolver Speed Equalized except for the Reaction part Hamon is allowed this time but for hands to hands combat only lol Vote: Joseph died: Joseph survived:
  37. Flashlight237

    Death Jackal (Monsterverse) vs Grizzly Bear

    It's a little weird how a Death Jackal can win against a tiger, but not against a polar bear, but whatever. Might as well pit the thing against one of the largest and strongest land carnivores. So, we got a Death Jackal against a Grizzly Bear. Of course it goes without saying that a Great White...

  38. Let's play a game.

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Moro -Somehow you get Moro's Magic and you have to fight against the U.S, Russian and Chinese Army. -Your striking strenght (but not your durability) gets buffed Up to 7-C out of nowhere. -Your speed becomes at least Supersonic. Do you think you would be...

  39. What is your tier in real life?

    I am starting with myself. Name: Richman Tier: 9-C Age: 24 Powers and abilities: Peak human Strength, Superhuman Punching speed, axe user Attack Potency: Street level (I have a crushing grip strength of 130 kg on my right hand. Can punch this hard, because of my punching speed.) Street level...
  40. Dusty_Raider

    Robosaurus vs Indominus Rex

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Robosaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Indominus_Rex Robosaurur’s pilot has prior knowledge. Speed equalized I: R: In:
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