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the real world

  1. Hyper_Anon

    A Sponge fights a dinosaur

    vs Spongebob gets to breath on land. Spongebob is human sized. Both are 9-B. Spongebob goes into Sandy's lab and he finds a time machine, he travels back in time 65 million years in the past and meets a T-rex.
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • spongebob squarepants (character) spongebob squarepants (universe) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Pygmy_Hippo_2

    A Cannibal Fights A Bear

    They're two of the most feared killers in North America, one fictional, one real. They're both skilled at butchering their victims and are both...a little chubby. Standard Battle Assumptions but speed equalized. I'm literally so bored with waiting for my other Leatherface match to end that I've...
  3. The_Smashor

    Composite Tree farewell thread.

    Rest in peace, composite tree. We hardly knew thee. Also, I thought I might add that I disagree with the composite profiles being moved to joke battles. They have no place there, honestly.
    • The_Smashor
    • Thread
    • death manipulation fungus manipulation the real world
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  4. The_Wright_Way

    Should real countries have profiles?

    Should real world countries like America, Canada, Japan, etc. be allowed to have profiles here?
  5. Antvasima

    Moving the composite profiles to Joke Battles

    Hello. We had a previous discussion about moving our composite and combined profiles to the Joke Battles wiki, and decided to do so. https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/1563045 I wonder if any staff members would be interested in handling this project, and delete the profiles in question...
  6. Hyper_Anon

    Jurassic Park but it's irl (3 more votes)

    vs I know what you're thinking, the T-rex basically throws it like a ragdoll, but the T-rex isn't fighting one it's fight a trio. The humans have been surrounded by raptors. They are about to die until a T-rex breaks into the museum to save them.
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world) utahraptor
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. Hyper_Anon

    Whale vs Shark

    vs Apparently the blue whale got downgrade to 9-B, this was because I miscalculated something, when I was reading the Attack Potency Page, it said that it required atleast 0.005 tons and 0.25 at most to be small building level, and I read that as 0.0025 tons by mistake for the minnimum and I...
  8. Pygmy_Hippo_2

    Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Carnotaurus (Both The Real World)

    The two most famous dinosaur villians in movies are now trying to prove who is on top of the food chain. Fight takes place in a desert and win by killing the other carnivore. Only one Tyrannosaurus Rex but four Carnotauruses are in this battle. Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World):9 Carnotaurus:0...
  9. Skalt711

    Android vs. iOS: VS Battles Wiki edition

    Please, no flame wars! That's Android 8.1 and iOS 11.3. I can change versions, however. Let the battle begin! Android: 0 iOS: 0
  10. Matthew_Schroeder

    Composite Clown: The Fool we Make of Ourselves

    Or, The Systematic Problem With Composite / Combined Profiles So. Recently there has been much discussion and controversy relating to the topic of Composite and Combined profiles, and their place and purpose in our website. Some argue that VsBattles is not limited to strictly traditional...
  11. PlzHalpMi

    Shouldn't Composite Human also have feats from other human species?

    Considering that other Composite Profiles like Composite Primate, Compoaite Shark or Composite Canine, should we add relevants feats from other human species? (Unless of course it refers to just Homo Sapiens)
  12. Pygmy_Hippo_2

    Composite Cat vs. Composite Canid (Both Real World)

    Since my last attempt at a fight right after a profile came out turned out great, (actually a horrendous tech stomp tank battle) but anyways, let's pit composite versions of the two most popular pets against each other. Standard Battle Assumptions but speed equalized. Composite Cat:3 Composite...
  13. Hyper_Anon

    a fish fights a silver fish

    vs Speed Equalized Takes place in the ocean
  14. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Usefulness of Breaking the Fourth Wall

    How can this be combat applicable? Has it ever been the, or one of the, determining factors in a match on this site?
  15. Numbersguy

    Who is the apex predator now?

    Because why not? Normal Neopet Composite Primate They fight on a deserted town. 10 kilometers away from each other 9-B Normal Neopet and 9-B Primate The primate is fightning a composite of every single Neopet The Primate has the following weapons: IMI Desert Eagle, Accuracy International...
  16. Skalt711

    Composite Organism Part 5: Exploring it deeper and deeper

    The fifth thread for discussing a Composite Organism page. The first four threads are this, this, this and this. Composite Organism's profile
  17. Hyper_Anon

    a dinosaur fights a robot bear

    vs My cousins love him Ever since dinosaurs were brought back from extinction, people used guard dinosaurs instead of guard dogs. So a guard dinosaur is bought for the pizzarea. However Freddy Fazbear tries to attack the security guard causing the dinosaur to attack it. SBA Takes place...
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear pachycephalosaurus the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Uradelbauer

    Baboon vs Coyote

    Monkey vs canine. Both are considered pests so I thought I'd try this. Large male baboon and coyote. Standard battle assumptions. Which one wins?
  19. Keeweed

    One mechanic boss vs the combined technology

    Skalt711 made a combined technology blog (note it's not being added to the wiki that's why this is a fun and games board), and I was wondering if it could defeat the Twins from Terraria. Speed equalized for obvious reasons, and the fight takes place in London. Win is by death or in this case...
    • Keeweed
    • Thread
    • terraria the real world the twins (terraria)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  20. Uradelbauer

    Australopithecus vs Velociraptor

    This seems relatively fair. Standard battle assumptions but the Australopithecus starts with a sharp rock in their hands to use. Can our ancestor defeat the raptor?
  21. Uradelbauer

    Large vs Small: Human Edition

    5000 Flores men vs 1 Composite Human. No prep time, no weapons for the CH. Half of the Flores men have hand-axes. Battle takes place on a 1km desert island with the horde starting very close to CH. The Flores men are bloodlusted and want to cannibalize CH. Can he kill all of them or will he get...
  22. Bobsican

    If a verse was real to us

    Whatever character and anything related to it (verse, planets, etc.) that you get by this link is now real to us and they are going to relate to our civilization tomorrow. Will society as we know it will be changed? Will we survive it? Will we be finally able to marry our waifu/husbando...
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • reality - fiction interaction reality warping the real world
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  23. Vizorus69

    New Composite Character Idea

    What would happen, if every single creature that had, have, will, and never existed merge into one singular being that has all of their abilities. Note: When I said creature that never existed, I mean organic, corporeal and physical creature. Beings made out of spiritual energy does not count...
  24. Wokistan

    A human fights a dude with a bizarre weapon

    Composite Human vs Spider Jerusalem Speed unequalized No guns for either, CH gets a bow and a stick, Spider gets the weapon on his page Start at 50 meters CH doesn't have knowledge of Spider Jerusalem Any type of Victory SBA otherwise Who wins and why? Composite human: 1(Iapitus the...
  25. Ricsi-viragosi

    a composite fish upgrade, and maybe a megalodon too, possibly

    as stated here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeQMqUMvIeY 100 tons Fossils indicate that the Megalodon Shark reached lengths of almost 70 feet, 20 meters long and was much wider and stockier than your typical great white shark believed to have weighed almost 100 tons. Blue Whales being...
  26. Hyper_Anon

    Ultimate animal battle royale

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Carnotaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cheetah https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cow https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dilophosaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hippopotamus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Iguanodo...
  27. Uradelbauer

    Orangutan vs Chimpanzee

    Orangutan vs Chimpanzee. Fight takes place in a large Jungle, otherwise standard battle assumptions. Both are adult males, ready to fight but acting how they would usually act like. Speed not equalized. They can use the enviroment (As in, stones and branches as weapons) if needed Which ape wins?
  28. Hyper_Anon

    Can a monkey fight a man?

    vs Not another real world fight! A human goes to a mysterious island where extinct species still thrive since they managed to survive on the island. He examines some prehistoric fruit, which was a giant monkey's lunch. This angered it and it attacks the human. The human gets baseball bat...
  29. fandom_031nch22

    Possible Composite Train Profile

    [[1]] Alright, so I did a calculation on how powerful a composite train would be. So, would it be possible for this to be an actual profile?
  30. Uradelbauer

    Homo Erectus Pact vs Gigantopithecus

    4 adult male Homo Erectus vs an adult male Gigantopithecus. Standard battle assumptions apart from that the Homo Erectus are roughly surrounding the Gigantopithecus 10 meters away each and also each have a melee spear about 8 feet long. Who wins?
  31. Hyper_Anon

    A whale fights a fish.

    vs A whale pod is traveling until suddenly a composite fish comes and eats a baby whale which angers one of the whales. The two face off.
  32. Uradelbauer

    Wolf vs 30 Domestic Cats

    Standard battle assumptions apart from that the cats are surrounding the wolf. All combatants are bloodlusted. Adult male GW, around 140lbs. Who wins?
  33. Hyper_Anon

    Brain vs Brawn: World's smartest animal vs world's largest animal

    vs The composite human is poaching for whales until he kills a baby whale. Unfortunately the whale was in a whale pod and he gets headbutted by a Blue Whale. Only baseline wall level weapons. No prep time for the human. The human has an oxygen tank.
  34. Hyper_Anon

    Small Boi Battle Royale

    vs vs I might add the composite virus but it's basically superior to the phage in everyway
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • bacteriophage candidatus carsonella ruddii the real world water bear
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Hyper_Anon

    A human fights extinct species

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Human vs. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Saber-Toothed_Tiger https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrannosaurus_rex_(Real_World) https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Neanderthal https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Homo_Erectus...
  36. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Character Additions

    This might be a tad strang to ask but, could human characters be added? Like people that existed? I know it probably wouldn't be anyone alive now but, charaters like the Zodiac Killer, Jack the Ripper, Black Beard, Genghis Khan, and other people. Of course they would simply be varying 10-B to...
  37. Hyper_Anon

    Raptor vs Shrimp

    vs The fight takes place in 5 foot water. 10-A shrimp The Velociraptor is searching for some sea food in water until it steps on a giant shrimp thing angering it.
  38. Hyper_Anon

    A cow fights a cat.

    vs It's a peaceful day at the farm until suddenly extinct species start attacking the animals after escaping labs. A cow is eating her food until suddenly she is attacked by a leopord with saber teeth? The cow is 9-C SBA
  39. Uradelbauer

    Monkey vs Bear

    Large male Grizzly Bear. No weapons for the Composite Primate. Speed unequalized Standard battle assumptions apart from that the battle is in a place where a forest and field overlap, meaning the Primate can go into the trees if needed. Who wins?
  40. Hyper_Anon

    a dog bear thing fight a cow

    mooooo vs Chickens, pigs, sheep, and goats have gone missing from farms. There have been weird footsteps from the culprit. They look prehistoric. Meanwhile the dog bear thing sneaks into a farm at night and instead of eating lamb chops, it decides it wants some steak, so it attacks a cow...
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