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the real world

  1. Uradelbauer

    Caveman vs Schoolgirl

    Last thread with a similar theme didn't work anymore since Yandere-chan's page got deleted. Standard battle assumptions with the Erectus attempting to kill them for prey and Taiga reacting. Erectus has a hand-axe while Taiga has the bokken, starts 5 meters away. Which one takes this?
  2. Uradelbauer

    Neanderthal vs Lion

    The lion lost against the composite homo sapiens. How would a full grown adult male Lion fare against a full grown, healthy Neanderthal male instead? The Neanderthal has a 3.5 meter long spear. Fight starts 10 meters away. Both are acting realistic and not bloodlusted.
  3. Skereton

    US Presidential Battle Royale

    All US presidents are summoned by Archwarlock McGrimblolon after a heated online political debate. Morals off No lizard forms allowed Round 1: All presidents at the time of their election are transported to the an empty Roman Collosseum unarmed, yet armed with knowlege of what they must do...
  4. Dargoo_Faust

    Olimar and Pikmin vs. a Beehive

    Yes, I'm doing this. Olimar has acess to 20 of each kind of Pikmin at the start of the match, however he can introduce more as the battle rages on. He's base, if this matchup doesn't make that clear. Red Pikmi Yellow Pikmi Blue Pikmi White Pikmi Purple Pikmi Rock Pikmi Winged Pikmi This is...
  5. TheArsenal1212

    Bond takes on Mankind (Concluded)

    Composite Human vs James Bond Both at 9C Both have prior knowledge of the other Bond does have gadgets however not the Golden Gun, grenade launcher or samurai The Spy who Loved Me: 0 Know-it-All: 7
  6. Numbersguy

    Pet strikes back: Normal Neopet vs Composite Human

    Can the Neopet beat the composite version of its owner? Normal Neopet Composite Human -The Neopet has the following weapons (Million Degree Sword, Ridiculously Heavy Battle Hammer, Fire Faerie Darts,Demonic Bow ) -The Neopet knows the following moves: Static Cling, Meditate, Throw Pillows...
  7. Jinsye

    Composite Human vs. Necroa Virus

    Please don't let this be a stomp. The Necroa Virus starts partially evolved with these symptoms and can evolve more Symptoms and Abilities Hyper Salivation: Inflammation of the submandibular gland increases saliva production and infection rates. Insomnia: Inability to sleep causes...
    • Jinsye
    • Thread
    • necroa virus plague inc. the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. Numbersguy

    Durability for surviving a tsunami?

    I had this question for a while. I wonder if it can be answered and this can be calculated If you ask, I mean just survive the weight of the wave crushing you and the pressure. Not the lack of oxygen.
  9. Colonel_Krukov

    King of the Jungle vs Predator

    Rules: Unblooded Predator Speed is equalised Standard Battle Assumptions Note: See Predator's weaknesses section (Code of honour) as to why this isn't a stomp Lion: 0 () Predator: 7 (Kiryu2012,Anonymous Blank,Dat Dot,TISSG7Redgrave,PsychoWarper,Gargoyle One,Calaca Vs) Inconclusive: 0 ()
  10. Numbersguy

    Wolverine vs Honey Badger: Battle of the angry little animals

    Hope you like it Wolverine (The Real World) Honey Badger They fight on a forest. Face to face Honey Badger is in "don't care mode" Wolverine is in "aggressive mode" Music:
  11. Sans2345

    Most Powerful Characters And Animals From Fiction And The Real World

    -What is the most powerful character or powerful animal of your favorite verse or real life?
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • pokémon scp foundation the real world undertale
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  12. Sans2345

    Composite Insect?

    Would it work if there was a page of a composite insect despite the fact there are many dangerous insects like the cow killer which just by one sting into a cow it kills a full grown cow if it was made the page should have pain manipulation cause the cow killers sting last for about 30 mins...
  13. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Ferb Fletcher vs T. Rex

    Ferb Fletcher vs Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World) (9-B versions) Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED Usually I'd include pictures of both but their images are impossible to make look decent together.
  14. Sans2345

    Composite Human vs Freddy Fazbear

    -Composite human has prep time -Freddy fazbear has prep time as well -Both 9-C Composite Human: 0 () Freddy Fazbear: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear the real world
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Sans2345

    How To Teach Biology To A Gamer

    Step 1: Be A Biology Teacher Step 2: Show the students a video of tierzoo Step 3: Profit?
  16. Sans2345

    You Vs A Fictional Character But With A Twist

    -You fight a fictional character but you gain the powers of a random character -Prep time is optional
  17. Sans2345

    Real life is my favorite game

    main is Shark Dinosaur Spider Crytid Snake
  18. Sans2345

    Shrek Vs Tyrannosaurus Rex

    Fight takes place in shrek's swamp SBA v.s Tyrannosaurus Rex: 0 () Shrek: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • dreamworks shrek (dreamworks) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Sans2345

    Giganotosaurus Vs Tyrannosaurus Rex

    -Both 9-B -Speed Equel -Keep in mind that its a fact that gigantosaurus is much larger than the tyrannosaurus rex -Battle takes place in a jungle and it starts to rain and thunder...
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • giganotosaurus (real world) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Dargoo_Faust

    Osmosis Jones vs. Neutrophil (Finished)

    10-C fight of the century, people. Pull out your biology textbooks and get ready for some fun. Battle takes place in a realistic human body, specifically the bloodstream, where Osmosis is a foreign cell. He is identified by a Neutrophil, which proceeds to begin attacking him. Other Neutrophils...
  21. Sans2345

    Jurassic Park Dinos vs Real World Dinos

    This will not include the hybrids since they are not real With that said the dinosaurs will include on each team Jurassic Park: Tyranosaurus Rex Spinosaurus Velociraptor Pterosaurus Mosasaurus Real World: Tyrannosaurus Rex Spinosaurus Velociraptor Spinosaurus Mosasaurus...
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • jurassic park the real world tyrannosaurus rex (jurassic park) tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  22. Sans2345

    Composite Spider Profile?

    Should there be a composite spider profile despite the fact that there are many deadly spiders in the world and should have a composite profile?
  23. Sans2345

    Bee vs Jumping Spider

    -Both 10-C -Speed equel -Both are females in their prime -Win by death -Both are aware of their presence Jumping Spider: 0 () Bee: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • european honeybee jumping spider (real life) the real world
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. Maverick_Zero_X

    YOU run a gauntlet

    Totally original concept You get an hour of prep time. Each battle takes place at Six Flags. Otherwise Standard Battle Assumptions for every round. Round 1: Ten bloodlusted Domestic Cats Round 2: A Gorilla, Grizzly Bear, and Tiger in a free for all. An American Pitbull will aid you for this...
  25. Kiryu-MG3

    Real World Tiger vs Death Jackal

    Tiger: Death Jackal: 8 Tie: In character All abilities allowed 100 mts distance Fight!
    • Kiryu-MG3
    • Thread
    • death jackal monsterverse the real world tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. Ricsi-viragosi

    Composite human gets cancer

    Cancer Composite Human ... The human is infected, and has knowledge on it. An no, his cells aren't sentient humanoids.
  27. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    The tiers of volcanoes

    Volcanoes like Yellowstone, Füji, Vesuvius, and St. Helens have been prevalent for causing tons of damage throughout history. I simply think they probably deserve a spot here on VS Battles. So what tier could they be?
  28. Sans2345

    The Real World Vs Your Favorite Fictional Monster

    -The humans are using guns, cannons, bombs, and nukes and all of the military are using all of the vehicles do they win?
  29. Sans2345

    Raptor vs a Cheetah

    -Speed Equel -Both Bloodlusted -Battle takes place in a jungle Raptor:0 () Cheetah:0 ()
  30. Sans2345

    Lion (Real Life) vs Smilodon

    -Speed is equel -Both bloodlusted -Both are healthy males -Win by KO or death -Battle takes place in a jungle Lion:0 () Smilodon:0 () -
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • lion (real world) saber-toothed tiger the real world
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. Sans2345

    pack of T-Rexes fights a pack of Lions

    -Battle takes place in a large field of grass -All are healthy adult males in their prime -Win by KO or death Pack Of Lions: 0 () Pack Of T-Rexes: 0 () Vs
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • lion (real world) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. Jackythejack

    Phoenix Wright Objects a Dinosaur (TWO VOTES LEFT)

    Phoenix heard word that there was a crime committed at a billionaires mansion, and he needs to go investigate. The only problem is that the billionaire happened to dabble in some resurrection technology, and used it to keep a dinosaur as his pet. In particular, a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Phoenix has...
    • Jackythejack
    • Thread
    • ace attorney phoenix wright the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Christian_Higdon

    WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?

    Simple enough. Who wins this epic fight? Arceus: 0 Gordon: 3 Tie: 0
  34. Dargoo_Faust

    T. Rex vs. E. Coli (One More!)

    clickbait title, I'm not actually making a T. Rex fight a bacterium, lol So yeah, I'm actually using SCP-2946, A.K.A. a hostile biology textbook diagram. So, this will be fun. Battle starts with a group of 2946 that has absorbed a peice of the T. Rex's DNA. Speed is equalized. T. Rex : E...
    • Dargoo_Faust
    • Thread
    • scp foundation scp-2946 the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    T rex fights a T rex

    t-rex vs 9-B versions, speed equalized Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World):1 Tyrannosaurus rex (Jurassic Fight Club):5 tie: FIGHT!,!,
    • Hagane_no_Saiyajin
    • Thread
    • jurassic fight club the real world tyrannosaurus rex (jurassic fight club) tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. ProfessorLord

    Speedwagon VS Composite Human

    Speedwago vs Composite Human Composite Human has a Beretta M9, and a sledgehammer. Speedwagon has his Buzzsaw Hat. Fight takes place from 20m away. Speed between the two are equalized.
  37. Jackythejack

    A Lawyer Fights a Cow: Phoenix Wright vs. ...well, Cattle

    I have too many stupid fights, but here's another one. Phoenix Wright vs. Cattle. 9-B versions are used, and speed is equalized. The fight takes place in the middle of courtroom most Phoenix Wright cases are in. Winner is decided via K.O or death. Phoenix's weapons are also restricted. Only his...
  38. The_Smashor

    Composite Human Additions

    I put this on the vs threads board before. Woops. Weapons and Adrenaline Basically, we probably should have a tiering for CH's various weapons and call the 7-B tier Basically, it should be as such. (Without any explanations) Tier: 9-C, 9-B with most melee and ranged ground weapons, 9-B to 8-C...
  39. Ricsi-viragosi

    Humanity fights it's greatest creation, Composite Human vs Connor

    Connor (Detroit: Become Human): 5 Composite Human: 0 Connor has 9-C stats. CH has an MS853 Black Hawk and an Iphone only, and is wearing normal attire otherwise Location: 2038 central park, this is a trial test for connor 50 meters from each other
  40. Kiryu2012

    Lion vs Tiger

    African Lio vs Bengal Tiger Fight takes place on a grassland Rules: Both are healthy adult males in their prime SBA
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • lion (real world) the real world tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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