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Christian_Higdon

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Story: A lion just bursted into somebody's house. Little did they know, this wasn't the right place or time.

Speed Equal.

Male lion vs Nightmare.

Both are bloodlusted.

Battle is in a house.

Who wins?

King of Animals: 0

King of Death: 7

Both die due to age (even though Nightmare can't age): 0

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Nightmare
 
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