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real world

  1. Flashlight237

    Walter White vs Chimpanzee

    Walter White... He's a cancer patient who has a gun... And frankly, since he gets skittish very easily, he has a hard time aiming. What would happen if we pit him against a Murder Ape? Walter's main pistol is 10-A+. Meanwhile, it took four shots from a GLOCK to put down Travis, and that's...
  2. King_Dom470

    Extinct chicken fights a lizard (7-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Battle takes place in the Australian outback A big boy beardie was used (28 inches) A smaller dodo is used (around 10 kg) SBA for everything else Beardie: (Oiguana2701, JustANormalLemon, Peppersalt43, King_Dom470, XSOULOFCINDERX, Mariogoods, noninho) Chicken: Incon:
  3. Flashlight237

    Chucky vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so Chucky... He's a serial killer in the body of a doll, and as of late he can do soul fissionism as long as there are Good Guy Dolls around. He's a killer who, unlike practically ANY horror movie villain, has standards, killing a guy trying to r*** a cripple and killing an abusive...
  4. Flashlight237

    Chimpanzee vs Cheetah REMATCH

    Okay, so uhh... Here's the deal. The Cheetah won due to a whole buncha nonsense about size and such in this thread: https://vsbattles.com/threads/grace-chimp-vs-cheetah.146374/ Thing is, the real world proved once again that, NO, that's not how that works. According to this paper, a chimpanzee...
  5. King_Dom470

    Dumbest fight of all time (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Fly is bloodlusted Speed is equal Battle takes place on a windowsill SBA for everything else Flytrap: Fly: (Giannysmag, King_Dom470, Stillwinston, JustANormalLemon, HonestlyBored24, Peppersalt43, koopa3144) Incon:
  6. King_Dom470

    Fake tiger vs a Real tiger (7-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in Los Pollos Hermanos' parking lot SBA for everything else Fake Tiger: (AThe1412, Mariogoods, H3110l12345I20, JustANormalLemon, King_Dom470, Peppersalt43, AStrangeverse) Scales to 13,028.25282 Joules Real Tiger: Scales to 9920 Joules Incon:
    • King_Dom470
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    • calvin and hobbes hobbes (calvin and hobbes) real world tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. Flashlight237

    The Largest Animals Ever Duke It Out (Blue Whale vs Perucetus Colossus)

    The blue whale is erring on a possible usurping for largest animal ever by weight. At the same time, there are still some oddities about them. In a lateral position, Perucetus Colossus has a GPE of 1.8 to 8.6 megajoules (average 5.2 megajoules). For an Eastern North Pacific female, the average...
  8. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor (Jurassic Park) vs Grizzly Bear

    Why not? Have a bear go toe-to-toe with velociraptors. While a pack of... I have no idea how many, can kill a cow in seconds. A grizzly bear can do that more or less on its own and can potentially kill a moose in a single hit anecdotally speaking. Let's see how this will go. This would be a...
    • Flashlight237
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    • grizzly bear jurassic park real world the real world velociraptor (jurassic park)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. Flashlight237

    Herrerasaurus vs Grizzly Bear

    So, these two. A Herrerasaurus has a larger holotype that went up to 6 meters in length while a coastal grizzly bear can go for around 8 feet in length (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Peninsula_brown_bear ). However, the weight is where things get iffy. The largest Herrerasaurus weighs...
  10. Arceus0x

    Ohio revision

    I have made this calculation https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE I have made a revision before but i'd say it wasn't organized well enough and it was dead anyways so here we go. I believe Ohio-class sub should scale to the calc in question I also want to scale...
  11. Flashlight237

    Hopper (A Bug's Life) vs Asian Giant Hornet

    So I made a profile on Hopper. While a match between Hopper and General Mandible from Antz would be nice, apparently Mandible is far more unimpressive in regards to the power department (at least that's what WickedBinge tells me, I'm not too sure) and most people on this site aren't big on...
    • Flashlight237
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    • asian giant hornet disney hopper (a bug's life) pixar real world the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. Maverick_Zero_X

    Honey Badger vs Wolverine

    Honey Badger vs Wolverine SBA
  13. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
    • Oiguana2701
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    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. DontTalkDT

    Creepy Crawler vs Delicate Genius

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate showdown of wits and brawn! Tonight, we have a battle like no other, as two opponents from vastly different worlds step into the ring for an epic clash! In the blue corner, hailing from the realm of intellect and cunning, a prodigy in gaming and...
    • DontTalkDT
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    • no game no life real world shiro (no game no life) silverfish (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. JustANormalLemon

    Godzilla vs a Chimpanzee

    TriStar Godzilla first key vs A male chimpanzee Rules: All the chimp stats are changed to be 5 times higher them Godzilla stats Chimp has a stick that is 7 times more resistent them him Battle takes place on a minecraft flat world Lizard: Chimp: This is dumb:
  16. DontTalkDT

    Real Life version of a Minecraft Mob fights the Monarch of Pointland

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the grandest spectacle of squared-circle combat! Tonight, we bear witness to an extraordinary clash of dimensions, as we present to you an epic encounter between the Monarch of Pointland and a creature that scuttles in the shadows of our own realm...
    • DontTalkDT
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    • flatland (universe) monarch of pointland real world silverfish (real world)
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. ThePrimalHunter

    Slenderman Fights A Flippin' Dinosaur (Slenderman vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (GRACE)

    Slender Man (Jeff vs Slenderman) vs Tyrannosaurus Rex (The Real World) Ground Rules: Speed is Unequal Fight takes place in Slenderman's Woods Both start 5m away from each other Slenderman is 84,950.538 Joules T-Rex is 87,009.58 Joules T-Rex has a 1.02x AP advantage Who Wins? Kills Edgy...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • creepypasta real world slender man slender man (jeff vs slenderman) the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  18. King_Dom470

    Two surprisingly fast animals fight each other (0-0-0)

    Rules: - Fight takes place in the Australian Outback Both are fully grown adults They start 5 meters away from each other The beardie is bloodlusted "Meep Meep!": Beardie:
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    • central bearded dragon greater road runner real world reptile
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Flashlight237

    Red Bulborb vs Domestic Cat (Two Votes Left)

    Okay, so this match-up is a little finicky, but hear me out. While the Red Bulborb is 90 mm long, which is about the size of a mouse, it can throw an entire car wheel (27 lbs, or 12.247 kg) just to hunt down Pikmin.: On the other hand, cats are some of the best hunters on the land, with cats...
    • Flashlight237
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    • domestic cat pikmin (verse) real world red bulborb the real world
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. Arceus0x

    Why is the Submarine High 8-C in dura?

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ohio-class_Submarine?so=search Unexplained High 8-C durability. Why? Like 8-A is at least somewhat explained but this one ain't. What's up with that?
  23. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Mute Swan

    Okay, so Olimar... This guy had taken on many beasts thanks to his Pikmin. Why not put him against one heck of a bird: the Mute Swan. The swan had easily killed small breeds of dogs and had drowned a human. In the meantime, Olimar can handle 23 joules durability-wise, although his Pikmin are...
  24. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human CRT but it's 2023

    After discussion from this Vs thread, Deleted Username & I decided that it's time we decided to fix this page even after 4 years of it's deletion on VSBW. Credits to @Elizhaa & @0A-0-0-14 for archiving & saving the original CH profile! [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER] Current profile progress. (As of...
  25. Bossbrosish

    Two Woolly Mammoth's fight (Grace)

    Both are 9-B, Speed is equalized and the fight takes place in an Icy area for obvious reasons. Manny: 7 (Dinamic8000, LeoEpicGamer8910, Peppersalt43, Popted2, Bossbrosish, The_Almighty_Wholesome, Flashlight237) The actual animal: 0 Both become extinct: 1 (JediMindTrickz)
    • Bossbrosish
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    • ice age (verse) manfred (ice age) manny real world vs battle vs battles wiki woolly mammoth
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. Ser_Hakim_Dayne

    Elephant addition

    This thing looks like a Berserk Mode, right?
  27. JohnCenaNation

    Composite Human (Real Life) vs Composite Gigantopithecus (Real Life)

    Synopsis: Who is the most powerful primate that ever existed in real life? The human or the gigantopithecus? Note the answer to this question would be pretty obvious if we try to pit an average human against an average gigantopithecus in a fight, the gigantopithecus would tear us human into...
    • JohnCenaNation
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    • composite earthling gigantopithecus human primate real life real world reality versus versus threads
    • Replies: 122
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  28. Flashlight237

    Great White Shark vs Hippopotamus

    You know what people think are deadly but are really hardly a threat? Great white sharks. You know what's actually deadly? Hippopotamuses. Let's pit them against each other. For this match, we'll be putting both contenders at the edge of the Nile Delta mainly because it was the closest thing...
  29. Kilgorethecouch

    Adam Smasher VS the World

    Adam spontaneously appears on some random Street of modern day NYC, he is so confused and pissed of at his current circumstances that he decides to commit mass genocide against all organic beings in his vicinity. 2077 key is used
  30. Flashlight237

    Bull Shark vs Tiger Shark

    Okay, so now we have a classic match-up: who would win in a fight? A bull shark or a tiger shark? Since neither shark would survive in Central Park, I'll keep it simple. Both sharks are fifty meters apart and the battle takes place in the ocean. That being said, here are their profiles.: Bull...
    • Flashlight237
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    • bull shark real world the real world tiger shark tiger shark (real world)
    • Replies: 67
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. Jasonsith

    Real World Robot Discussion

    We have heard about robots for a looong while. And the launch of Spot and Atlas also gives us some insights of what a humanoid or animalistic robot can do. Bot after some data digging by myself, I realise that these may have even bigger meanings. (findings here) 1. We now have concrete...
  32. Peppypony

    Big scary wasp fight

    Asian Giant Hornet: 0 Tarantula Hawk Wasp: 0 Inconclusive: 0
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    • asian giant hornet real world tarantula-hawk wasp the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Dinamic8000

    Change Mantis Shrimp Tier (And Size)

    I din't think i needed to post a thread for that since it was a change in a Real World profile. But anyways, Mantis Shrimp should be 9-C in Tier, AP and Durability, the profile (And literally every place you search) Say his punch is 1500 newtons, doing the calculations here we have 1269 joules...
  34. Dinamic8000

    Freaking Kaiju Apperead in Hallownest (The Knight vs Mantis Shrimp)

    The Knight just defeated Hornet for the first time and got the Mothwing Cloack, returning for Dithmouth to buy some items they face upon a monstrosity destroing houses with punchs that seens to vaporize the air, what kind of boss is what? 10-A 9-C 20cm Mantis Shrimp, 9-B Knight with just...
    • Dinamic8000
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    • hollow knight (verse) mantis shrimp real world the knight
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Peppersalt43

    An android faces the dogs of Australia {STOMP}

    Aussie Doggos : 0 Funny Android : 0 Incon : 0 2 Dingoes are present Fight takes place Central Highlands, 30 meters apart with no LoS Speed equalized
    • Peppersalt43
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    • connor (detroit: become human) dingo (real world) real world the real world
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. DaReaperMan

    Battlebots (Real Life) page creation discussion

    I got permission from Antvasima All right, so. Battlebots, a show about what's essentially giant, weaponized roombas fighting eachother. Good for profiles right? Well it's a bit more complicated then that, the people actually remote controlling these bots generally depict how they act in a...
  37. Seferin

    Olimar and 100 Pikmin fight a common house centipede

    Olimar +100 Pikmin (20 red, 20 blue, 20 yellow, 20 white, and 20 purple.) vs. House Centipede Fight takes place in an damp basement. Who wins?
    • Seferin
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    • house centipede olimar pikmin (verse) real world
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Roachman40

    Carboniferous Insects CRT

    Meganeura was 240 grams, and scaling it to its modern day counterparts granted it 27 Joules in kinetic energy, 10-C+ While KE isn't so widely distributed like this iirc, griffinflies literally 'ram' into prey at fast speeds, snatching them mid-flight. So I think this is somewhat warranted...

  39. Roman Empire vs Han China

    Both at their peaks, assume they can bring armies to each other. Bonus: Basil II (Bulgar Slayer) vs Lu Bu
  40. Hunterzillas

    T.REX IRL Broken Battle Threads

    So I just found this out while skimming around real life animal threads, and I noticed that not a single one of the T-Rex's match threads leads to a viable location. They're all dead ends. Tyrannosaurus Rex (Real Life) - Profile Should these be deleted or something, or does this not matter at all?
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