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patchy the pirate

  1. GoCommitDi

    Patchy the Pirate match ban removal

    I'll try to keep this quick. In December 2019, it was proposed Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob SquarePants should be banned from being used in VS matches since he has never fought once and has never used his hax offensively, and it received universal agreement. But does that thread really hold...
  2. GoCommitDi

    "I'm afraid it's time for you to walk the plank, Johnny Test"

    Or in other words, Patchy the Pirate vs Johnny Test. Patchy is matchbanned, so this can't be added, but I couldn't resist Speed is = Patchy is bloodlusted Johnny has Susan and Mary's inventions Fight is in Encino The guy who beat MCU Thanos: whipcrack: Incon:
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    • cartoon network johnny test johnny test (character) johnny test (verse) nickelodeon patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe)
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Gilad_Hyperstar

    Some Spongebob justifications removals

    The calcs used for Patchy the Pirate and Potty the Parrot can no longer be applied due to the user who calced them being banned from making any more calculations and have his old calcs disregarded. The information can also be found in this message: What I'm suggesting is either re-calcing...
  4. GoCommitDi

    Patchy fights his idol

    I guess this was inevitable Spongebob is 8-A speed is = Both bloodlusted Both fully equipped Fight is on a beach
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    • patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (character) spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  5. Oblivion_Of_The_Endless

    Issues with Patchy the Pirate

    Reading through this thread, it seems that Patchy the Pirate has no combat feats whatsoever nor a combat mindset at all. All his matches are being done with pure guesswork for his combat tactics Remember Barney ? Exactly Also, his Plot Manip has no basis and no feats of being used offensively...
  6. Spinoirr

    Patchy I can't bring spongebob back

    a god who wants to keep balance between life, death i want spongebob back!: Speed = I hope to gods this isn't a stomp....
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    • god of light patchy the pirate rwby spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  7. GoCommitDi

    Patchy fights an angry chihuahua

    Patchy is mad that spongebob was matched against Ren (not kidding), so he decides to fight him himself Ren is 7-C Speed is = both bloodlusted Both fully equipped
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    • patchy the pirate ren (ren and stimpy) spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  8. Chronoaiswaifu

    Patchy avenges Spongebob ~ Patchy vs Alex Mercer

    I wanna get in on this. Patchy arrived to Bikini Bottom to meet his hero Spongebob Squarepants, instead he came the sight of a hooded figure in the process of absorbing the Invincibubble in the ruins of the town. Both low 7-C Speed equal Walk the plank Mercer: Good, more biomass: Thunder:
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    • alex mercer patchy the pirate prototype spongebob squarepants (universe)
    • Replies: 160
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  9. Buttersamuri

    Fish solider vs Purple Pirate

    Sans is dead. A sad day in the underground. A Purple Pirate wanted for his murder. While Patchy roamed the Underground, a certain weapon wielding armored fish was there. This was shovel knight. He also killed sans. Interesting. But then they both run into another armored fight. Undyne! She...
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    • patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe) undertale undyne
    • Replies: 3
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  10. Necromercer

    Butter, You made me do this.

    Giorno Giovanna vs Patchy the Pirate. Patchy is Blood lusted, and he has prior knowledge of GER GER is allowed, and Gio starts off with it. Speed = End this win streak: 0 Wins again: 0 Most Likely Outcome: 3
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    • giorno giovanna jojo's bizarre adventure patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe)
    • Replies: 118
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  11. Psychomaster35

    A Speaker Box walks the plank

    Boy... I am going to regret this, am I? Story Patchy the Pirate was in his home, watching some Spongebob as usual. Suddenly, the TV cut to static before it was suddenly replaced with some object show called "Battle for Dream Island". Patchy: What the? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SPONGEBOB PROGRAM...
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    • announcer (bfdi) battle for dream island patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  12. Buttersamuri

    Battle of the Freezes, GG

    No explanation needed. This explains itself Speed is equal Bloodlusted Let them fight to the die Kirito: Patchy the Pirate: 8 Inconclusive/Draw:
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    • kirito patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe) sword art online
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  13. BigSmoke4269

    A haxed pirate VS a weaker but more haxed pirate

    Patchy the Pirate VS The Flying Dutchman. Kill me. Patchy: 1 Dutchman:
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    • patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe) the flying dutchman
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  14. Buttersamuri

    Time Hackers at their best!

    Patchy has drank the blood of many. But now he seeks the vampire himself. Dio. Speed is equal Both are bloodlusted That is all. Who will win? Patchy the Pirate: 7 Dio Brando: Inconclusive/Draw:
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    • dio brando jojo's bizarre adventure patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  15. Buttersamuri

    I hope you got your vote in Sans, Cause It's Time For Ya To Walk The Plank! (Grace)

    Sans fights everyone. I would know. I made him do a lot of them. So let's do more. With the next fad. Patchy Pirate Speed is equal That's all I suppose. Go! Sans: Patchy the Pirate: 7 Inconclusive/Draw
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    • patchy the pirate sans spongebob squarepants (universe) undertale
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  16. GoCommitDi

    "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! JOHNNY TEST BETRAYED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Patchy asked Johnny to return to Cartoon Network (since even he knows his show is much better than Teen Titans Go), but Johnny said no and now Patchy is pissed Johnny is 7-C Both fully equipped Both bloodlusted Fight is in Porkbelly speed is =
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  17. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    My Pirate Academia

    Patchy blows up a city and izuku doesn't like it Izuku is at low 7-C and has everything including the full gauntlet Patchy doesn't have anything Speed equalized Patchy is bloodlusted Cry baby: Funny Pirate: Funne thunder mcqueen joke:
  18. Buttersamuri

    I'm afraid it's time for you to walk the Plank Gumball (Grace)

    Patchy is coming for Gumballs head for no reason but reasons and such. Speed is equal Both are bloodlusted That's all Patchy the Pirate: 7 Gumball Watterso: Inconclusive/Draw:
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  19. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    I don't regret this......

    I'm doing Patchy the Pirate from Spongebob VS Doctor Strange because this is a funny matchup and I love the idea of this matchup Speed = Pre IW Strange is used Patchy is bloodlusted The Master of the Mystic Arts: The pirate from a Nickelodeon Show: 8 Ikki outskills: 1
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    • doctor strange (marvel cinematic universe) marvel cinematic universe patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  20. GoCommitDi

    Patchy the Pirate vs Robbie Rotten

    Fight is in Encino speed is = Both fully equipped Both bloodlusted
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    • lazytown patchy the pirate robbie rotten spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  21. Buttersamuri

    Patchy Pirate vs Burger Beard (Grace)

    This just had to happen. Speed is equal Full arsenal for both That's all. Which Pirate takes it? Patchy the Pirate: 7 Burger Beard: Inconclusive/Draw:
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  22. Psychomaster35

    Patchy upgrade?

    I apparently found this, which would support his Low 7-C rating for a low end, and possibly, potentially upgrade Patchy to High 7-A for a high end. Any thoughts?
  23. Buttersamuri

    Pirate vs Nanomachines son!

    Cause why not. Make these two kill each other. Senator said he was more of a Gumball fan. And Patchy said HHEEEEELLLLLL NO Now they fight Speed is equal (Note. Patchy is Small Town+. But high enough for it not to be a stomp) Patchy scales to 4.7 Kilotons Senator scales to 20 Kilotons...
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    • metal gear patchy the pirate senator armstrong spongebob squarepants (universe)
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  24. Buttersamuri

    Fangirl vs Fanboy (grace)

    Patchy recently got into the Town level area. So let's make the Number one Spongebob fan fight the Number one Sonic Fan. (Aside from Mark. Who fails to have a profile). Any Rose from sonic boom vs Patchy Speed is equal And I think that will be it. Who wins? Patchy the Pirate: 8 Amy Rose...
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  25. Thelastmlg

    patchy light and darkness manip

    turning the lights on and off of a building should be technologic manipulation. in fact, since it is just a option of his controller, shouldn't it just be considered a advance controller instead of a actual power. is like giving light manipulation to a guy with a mirror just because the mirror...
  26. GoCommitDi

    Homer Simpson vs Patchy the Pirate

    Both fully equipped and bloodlusted speed is =
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  27. Sans2345

    Patchy has type 2 immortality

    In spongebobs big birthday blowout he goes to bikni bottom with only his head and is still alive meaning he has type 2 Immortality this
  28. Buttersamuri

    Patchy upgrades

    Ok I just now saw Patchy has a page again. But the Boi should be past building. As well a speed upgrade with some more Powers too. Here we go First I posted this page on Patchy having a town feat in the later shown here As well. He quite literally gets shot through a city block in this video...
  29. Insecurity97

    Patchy the Pirate vs. Richard Watterson

    Patchy just said that SpongeBob is a much better show than Gumball, so Richard wants to fight him Both are bloodlusted and speed is equalized. Richard is 8-C of course Patchy the Pirate: 7 Richard Watterso: 0 Inconclusive: 0
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    • patchy the pirate richard watterson spongebob squarepants (universe) the amazing world of gumball
    • Replies: 18
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