G (thinking): This enemy has power unlike anything Saitama sensei has ever faced, he will be forced into a hard battle against his own ghost… sensei has been down since yesterday putting holes in his wall, is this a bad time? Will not being able to one punch his ghost affect him mentally? What if a defeated sensei loses his mojo and retire as hero? This is a huge, putting sensei in such danger in order to satisfy my curiosity...no, I have to explain to sensei what I’m getting him into…
Genos: Sensei...!! The enemy you are about to fight is-
boom
Genos: Sen… sei… I was too late...
Saitama: What?
Genos: Please excuse me, I failed to let you know beforehand…
Genos: Your current enemy was, yesterday’s Saitama Sensei…
Saitama: Oh, was that so?
Genos: As such, even though Saitama Sensei lost, it was against himself at full power, please don’t mind it too much…
Saitama: Nope, it was over in One Punch.
Genos: Yes… eh? You... you won?
Saitama: Obviously. Why would I lose to yesterday’s me?
extensive scribbling
Saitama: H- Hey… What are you writing down in the memo?
Genos nods to himself
Genos: However, that you won in one punch, that’s incomprehensible.
Genos: Sensei is far more powerful today than he was yesterday… is that even possible?
Saitama: It’s just unreliable simulated data right?
Genos: No but-
Saitama: GENOS!
Genos: Yes!?
Serious Saitama: It doesn’t matter how strong you become in the virtual world, it will never change who you are in real life. I learned this lesson the hard way as a kid when I was so obsessed with leveling up in an RPG I missed my entire summer holiday.
Saitama: Now enough virtual reality... GO FIX THE WALL!
Genos: Ye… Yes!