"Your next line is, there's a zombie on your lawn!"

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

The Player from Plants vs Zombies fights Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Post-Training Joseph used.

The Player cannot use any Plant Heroes.

State diff


The Gardener: 0

Your next line: 0

Inconclusive: 0

"Oh wait, yeah, they both use sunlight!": 0

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

The Player from Plants vs Zombies fights Joseph Joestar from Plants vs Zombies.

Joseph Joestar is the best plant lmao

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

Oh **** I was thinking about Plants vs Zombies when I was typing this lmao

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

Bump.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

So... does player have prep? Because right now, he could at most put down a single Sunflower before Joseph storms into his house and beats his ass.

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

Well, actually he could put down 2 Gold Blooms and get enough Sun to place like 5 things, but yes, he has prep. The small interlude of time before Zombies start coming in at the start of a level is all he needs.

 

[Armorchompy]

Followed, this is interesting, though it'll probably end up with Joseph just running past the plants and beating up the Player.

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

Why do you think Tall-Nuts exist if they can simply be run around?

 

[Armorchompy]

They're like two, three meters tall. Joseph could easily jump that high up, or use his gloves (which give off oil for better hamon conduction) to climb them like he did in that oil pit.

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

You didn't say jump over.

 

[Armorchompy]

Well, I didn't consider the possibility of Tall Nuts. Either way, I doubt the Player would set those up, with how little time he's got to set up.

 

[TUHTPeaSkull12]

Well, this is an interesting match.
we count plants like iceberg lettuce, stallia, puff shroom for the player, and the player has mints?

 

[Armorchompy]

Yknow, I just realized...

Joseph can just not enter the garden and just smash through a window or something.

 

[The_Smashor]

That's what the backyard defense is for

 

[Armorchompy]

He could enter from the side, or diagonally.

 

[The_Smashor]

Wait, that's illegal

 

[Armorchompy]

That just means Joseph likes it more lol.

Jokes aside, he should probably be restricted from just doing that, since otherwise this is kind of a silly stomp.

 

[The_Smashor]

I mean, Player not being able to plant them diagonally is mostly game mechanics.

 

[TUHTPeaSkull12]

the player can still put 0 cost plants to stop joseph if he refers you that he is a stomp in favor of joseph

 

[Armorchompy]

Most 0 cost plants probably wouldn't be strong enough to keep him at bay for long.

 

[TUHTPeaSkull12]

No, but if they can slow it down, like freeze it.
And like I said the player has the mints?
since these can apply freezing, paralyze it, give much more suns, generate multiple lines of high fire, electricity.
Besides, can't the player take jonathar far enough away with his telekinesis?

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

This is joseph, not jonathan.

 

[TUHTPeaSkull12]

This is joseph, not jonathan.

oh sorry my error xd

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

Actually the Iceberg Lettuce could.

 

[TUHTPeaSkull12]

so the player still has plants at his disposal even if he does not have suns, and this specifically serves to delay his enemy, which could give him time to get suns and put plants with a good hax's or continue to accumulate and keep it at a distance.

 

[Armorchompy]

That's true, I forgot about the PvZ2 powers. Then I guess that if he has unlimited coins he just spams those till he wins.

 

[Super_Ascended_Sean_Pazdera]

Yeah. People seem to forget that the PvZ protagonist is actually amazing for his tier.

 

[Ted_Ed]

Didn't hamon go thru living things?

 

[The_Smashor]

It can also shut down organs, not that plants have those.

 

[Ted_Ed]

Or just brainwashing the plants back, they are obviously sentient.

 

[Kriskirby]

Iceberg Lettuce -> Gold Bloom -> Witch Hazel gg

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Plants being completely stationary is also game mechanics. In the comics, they could hop around and even survive their own explosions.

 

[GojiBoyForever]

Great match idea.

 

[Moritzva]

Joseph digs under the house?

 

[Sir_Ovens]

There are multiple plants that are partially submerged underground or have the capability to fully submerge themselves. Plus, they can just dig underground and fight there all the same. It might actually be worse since some plants can explode.

 

[Kriskirby]

Joseph digs under the house?

Cacti, Primal Potato Mines, Spikerocks, Escape Root, all can fight under the soil.

 

[Moritzva]

I was joking.

Joseph gets a road roller and runs into the house.

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

I was joking.
Joseph gets a road roller and runs into the house.

RODO ROLLAH DA but it's Joseph

 

[Armorchompy]

A road roller's durability is under 8-C, and would likely be destroyed by a single pea, which is kinda funny to imagine. But I feel like that does not matter, as The Player can just spam Power Ups until Joseph dies, since Power Toss and Power Zap are undodgeable.

 

[GojiBoyForever]

What is happening to this thread.