All JoJos (JJBA) vs Kars (JJBA)

Ladies and gentlemen after the original timeline of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure all got their anime series, what did we learn from watching the anime? Among everyone of the main antagonists that got killed, Kars is the only one that is still alive. Dio got killed by Jotaro, Yoshikage got killed by Ambulance, Diavolo got killed by Giorno, lastly Enrico got killed by Emporio, but Kars is still alive floating in outer space until the universe reset because he was too overpowered to be killed. Supposed the universe reset didn't happen and Kars ended up in a parallel universe where he met all the JoJos from the original universe, will he finally be killed for good? Feast upon your eyes as the fight shall now commence!

All JoJos​

• Part I Jonathan Joestar (Joestar Stand + Hamon)
• Part II Joseph Joestar (Hermit Purple + Hamon)
• Part III Jotaro Kujo (Star Platinum: The World + Hamon)
• Part IV Josuke Higashikata (Crazy Diamond + Hamon)
• Part V Giorno Giovanna (Gold Experience Requiem + Hamon)
• Part VI Jolyne Cujoh (Stone Free + Hamon)

vs.

Kars​

• Part II Kars (The Ultimate Life Form + Hamon)

Rules​

• Links to characters: Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, Giorno Giovanna, Jolyne Cujoh, Kars
• Mindsets: Bloodlusted
• Prep or no prep: 1 year
• Knowledge: Yes
• Gear: Everything
• Win Conditions: Death

Location​

Anywhere in real life Jupiter-sized Earth with Saturn's Rings in Mars' place, and Venus as Moon plus Sun being blue, now let the 6 vs 1 death battle begin!

 

[JohnCenaNation]

Jotaro slams Kars no diff. this isn't even a debate :copium:

That's a lot of hopium you are taking in.

 

[Baken384]

there’s nothing stopping GER from flying kars to space himself

GER doesn't showcase any BFR while Star Platinum did so..

 

[ZillertheBucko]

GER doesn't showcase any BFR while Star Platinum did so..

He tossed Diavolo into infinite alternate dimensions

 

[Baken384]

He tossed Diavolo into infinite alternate dimensions

because he killed diavolo in the first place which he can't do. BFR Jotaro the Goat

 

[ZillertheBucko]

because he killed diavolo in the first place which he can't do. BFR Jotaro the Goat

Boros moon kick ***** on Shit Flopinum

 

[Baken384]

Boros moon kick ***** on Shit Flopinum

Jotaro OH blinks and Boros turns into a teddy bear, used as a birthday gift for little jolyne

 

[Unknownnah]

Kars SLAMS Midtaro

It's okay. We all make mistakes sometimes.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Jotaro OH blinks and Boros turns into a teddy bear, used as a birthday gift for little jolyne

Boros solos 99% of Jojo’s midventure

 

[Baken384]

Boros solos 99% of Jojo’s midventure

boros after finding out even bruno blitzes his ass here

 

[ZillertheBucko]

boros after finding out even bruno blitzes his ass here

Zipper Man when Boros blows up the entire country he is residing in (the speed blitz didn’t help him)

 

[Baken384]

Zipper Man when Boros blows up the entire country he is residing in (the speed blitz didn’t help him)

sticky fingers blitzes him before he can do that unfortunately

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

Zipper Man when Boros blows up the entire country he is residing in (the speed blitz didn’t help him)

boros when he suddenly gets spontaneously dismembered and isnt regenerating for some reason (hes not actually hurt, just spatially separated)

 

[ZillertheBucko]

sticky fingers blitzes him before he can do that unfortunately

Boros looking for the stand user that can speed blitz him after his ship finishes bombing the entire city

 

[Baken384]

jotaro (over heaven) about to turn boros into a cherry for kakyoin to lick using reality overwrite

 

[ZillertheBucko]

jotaro (over heaven) about to turn boros into a cherry for kakyoin to lick using reality overwrite

Jotaro when he remembers he’s in city Q and watchdog man comes and solos his entire verse

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

Boros looking for the stand user that can speed blitz him after his ship finishes bombing the entire city

(he cant see them because bruno opened a zipper in the floor and hid in a pocket dimension during the bombardment) (he is about to ambush boros from behind)

 

[Baken384]

Jotaro when he remembers he’s in city Q and watchdog man comes and solos his entire verse

watchmid man when ultimate kars surpasses all living things (including watch mid man)

 

[ZillertheBucko]

(he cant see them because bruno opened a zipper in the floor and hid in a pocket dimension during the bombardment) (he is about to ambush boros from behind)

Bruno when he doesn’t know that the greatest psychic in the universe (geryuganshoop) noticed his intrusion and is preparing to instantly murder him

 

[ZillertheBucko]

watchmid man when ultimate kars surpasses all living things (including watch mid man)

Ultimate kars when he remembers he’s nowhere near low 7-B and will be atomized by peakdog’s attacks instantly

 

[Baken384]

Bruno when he doesn’t know that the greatest psychic in the universe (geryuganshoop) noticed his intrusion and is preparing to instantly murder him

geryuganshoop when ger giorno stops him from attacking bruno

 

[Baken384]

Ultimate kars when he remembers he’s nowhere near low 7-B and will be atomized by peakdog’s attacks instantly

watchdog man the moment he touches ultimate kars (the cellular acid hax absorbs him and watchmidman doesn't resist cellular acid hax)

 

[Unknownnah]

Middog Man when he sees Kars charge up his Hamon or Kars phases through with his Cellular hax (They are both durability negation he doesn't resist.)

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Kars watching in horror as he realizes watchdog man can rewrite the entire narrative

 

[Unknownnah]

Kars watching in horror as he realizes watchdog man can rewrite the entire narrative

 

[Baken384]

Kars watching in horror as he realizes watchdog man can rewrite the entire narrative

Novel Kars showing up out of nowhere to solo One Punch Man just by understanding them. (Saitama and Garou's copy ability doesn't hold a candle to Kars)

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Novel Kars showing up out of nowhere to solo One Punch Man just by understanding them. (Saitama and Garou's copy ability doesn't hold a candle to Kars)

Kars watching mortified as Watchdog Man orders the erasure of history and burning of books (Kars can’t find his novel anymore)

 

[Baken384]

Kars watching mortified as Watchdog Man orders the erasure of history and burning of books (Kars can’t find his novel anymore)

He uses D4C to go to another universe to find another novel

 

[ZillertheBucko]

He uses D4C to go to another universe to find another novel

But it’s too late, because the watchdog man of the other universe has already achieved heaven and rewrites kars out of his place in all the fictional universes

 

[Baken384]

But it’s too late, because the watchdog man of the other universe has already achieved heaven and rewrites kars out of his place in all the fictional universes

never too late, kars goes to another universe to find his novel again.

 

[Chariot190]

Boros looking for the stand user that can speed blitz him after his ship finishes bombing the entire city

Boros, unfortunately, never found them, due to his lack of sensing abilities, and was thus promptly obliterated from existence.

 

[JohnConquest1]

Why is Boros being mentioned now?

 

[Chariot190]

Why is Boros being mentioned now?

because ziller cant go five minutes without bringing up OPM or watchdog man in completely unrelated threads

 

[Unknownnah]

Why is Boros being mentioned now?

Idk, but he gets solo'd by Cream so it's all good.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Boros, unfortunately, never found them, due to his lack of sensing abilities, and was thus promptly obliterated from existence.

make the vanilla ice vs boros vs thread rn

 

[Unknownnah]

make the vanilla ice vs boros vs thread rn

Stop cooking

 

[AnAverageUsername]

Stop cooking

Pull them from the stove

 

[Epiccheev]

Garou arriving to help Boros in his fight, but then remembers he is cripplingly weak to piercing damage and thus gets both legs speared by Star Platinum ( he was actually aiming at Pucci )

 

[Chariot190]

Garou when he has to face Rohan's most recent hallucinogenic night terror from an alternate dimension where R&B rock obliterates your soul and math kills you personally that he spawned into existence after doing 5 gallons of LSD

 

[JohnCenaNation]

How the **** did One-Punch Man got dragged into this thread?

 

[Lynieryz]

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY!!!!!