Worst Game in Recent Memory

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

X-Play was a TV show, not a website. And they had a lot of skits and humor bits, so that might've been one of them (anyone else remember the time they made a montage of Castlevania women for Valentines day?). Their reviews were very hit or miss though.

 

[The_Everlasting]

I see. I only ever saw their website, so that's what I thought they were.

 

[Reppuzan]

@The Everlasting

My least favorite video from X-Play was when they criticized the final Mega Man Battle Network game for having the same basic formula as previous games.

You know, since it's not like virtually every long-running franchise ever borrows traits from previous games or anything (Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Halo, Call of Duty, Sonic...)

 

[Js250476]

Notice how a ton of gaming sites criticize series for the same formula but Call of Duty is always the exception?

 

[The_Everlasting]

Now if you want a REALLY glitchy game...

@Js

CoD Advanced Warfare getting a 10/10 tho.

 

[Js250476]

@Ever seems legit to me

 

[Overlord775]

i would say that rock simulator beats all of them, you look at a rock while listening to dupstep, that's the whole game, also the worst game ever would probably be E.T. for doctor jeckin and mr.hide or superman 64

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

[...] Pokemon [...]

Their Pokemon reviews creeped me out as a kid. They got way to sexual.

I really, really don't want to see a sweaty, shirtless guy covered in diamonds and pearls while he praises Pokemon ever again.

 

[Js250476]

I remember there Yugioh reviews were cringy as well

 

[TeenAngel101]

There's Over The Edgehog.

A super edgy take on the Sonic Universe. Despite the game still being E10, they actually wanted a T rating.

The game was also going to be much darker if not rushed. Human enemies would bleed, alien blood would change to green, and characters would swear more.

An example of this is in the opening cutscene, after Shadow speaks to Black Doom he says: "What was all that about?", but the lip sync reads: "What the hell was all that about?"

It also has the best endings ever. Like how one of the paths ends with Shadow MURDERING EGGMAN.


Shadow the Hedgehog ends in COLD BLOODED MURDER.

(Clapping)

Truly a bold ensemble by Sonic Team!

 

[Js250476]

I think Somecallmejohhny had the best Ow the Edge review personally

 

[Dark649]

Yes, but Sega put more effort into Shadow the Hedgehog rather than Sonic Forces............

Note: Justin the Dogand this.

 

[TeenAngel101]

@Dark649

The same ending also has Shadow take over the Eggman Empire to rule the world.

How embarrassing must it be to have to take orders from some weird little hedgehog thing?

 

[Dark649]

Shadow the Hedgehog has 326 paths.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Note: Justin the Dogand this.

"Be on the look-out for Shadow. The BLACK TERRORIST HEDGEHOG."

 

[Dark649]

Enough of this nonsense, all lifes matter.

Dr. Eggman.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Shadow the Hedgehog has 326 paths.

Said paths each have their very own name, all of which are worthy of a My Chemical Romance album title.


"Where is my Happiness" is also what gamers who bought this asked themselves.

The best part about this ****** up train-wreck? The fans ordered it up like a plate of Uncle Moe's million-dollar birthday fries.

 

[Dark649]

It is possible to reassume Sonic games plot by using these paths ending names.

 

[Theglassman12]

@Glassman

Bruh, regardless of if you think the games are bad, there's literally no way they're as bad as some of the games mentioned above (Specifically looks at Ride to Hell).

It's my opinion dude, and imo, the ff13 trilogy is the worst game I've ever played on a console.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Also, Dark. We should upgrade Shadow's Lifting Strength to Class M.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6P3bcFf5c

You can clearly hear in Shadow's Theme that he has "A hundred-thousand pounds sitting on his back". This would at least make him Class M.

 

[Js250476]

TBH tho Never Turn back is one of Crush 40's best songs imo

 

[TeenAngel101]

TBH tho Never Turn back is one of Crush 40's best songs imo

Yes. But it is Shadow's theme. And even more so, it plays during the Final Story, meaning it is 100% canon.

Clearly an upgrade is in order.

 

[Js250476]

I legit wonder how many series would get upgraded if we took song lyrics literally

 

[Dark649]

Got a hundred-thousand pounds sitting on my back: Shadow carrying the weight of the whole world OR Super Shadow transporting the Black Comet into space and throwing it into the range of the Eclipse Cannon.

 

[TeenAngel101]

The former seems more impressive.

Plus he did this in his BASE FORM.

 

[Js250476]

Also guys Shadow says in one of the endings "Im gonna destroy this damn planet" clearly further support for Planet level Sonic characters

 

[ZeedMillenniummon89]

What really freaks me out is there's SEGA Genesis games with larger file sizes then Big Rigs. It's only like 22 MB if memory serves.

Isn't that just homebrew games like Pier Solar and not commercial games?

Their Pokemon reviews creeped me out as a kid. They got way to sexual.

I really, really don't want to see a sweaty, shirtless guy covered in diamonds and pearls while he praises Pokemon ever again.

What

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I believe larger RPGs like Phantasy Star IV was around 24 Megabytes in size, which would make sense given the scope of that game.

That's Xplay for you. I mean, they had a skit with Adam Sessler *ahem* "bad touching" a guy for being bad at Resistance: Fall of Ma.

Side note, Pier Solar was a huge disappointment.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Yes, but Sega put more effort into Shadow the Hedgehog rather than Sonic Forces............

They also recycled the character models from Heroes, which is completely out of place for the dark setting.

This is also the first game with Voice Acting done by the 4Kids crew. As such, this is one of the very first lines of Jason Griffith as Sonic:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkUu7oePZeE

 

[Dark649]

Forces models are based from the Generation ones and Jason proved to be a decent Shadow. 4kids allowed the world damn in the game, but heavily censored Sonic X, they even removed Live and Lear.

 

[ZeedMillenniummon89]

I believe larger RPGs like Phantasy Star IV was around 24 Megabytes in size, which would make sense given the scope of that game.

That's megabits. 24 megabits is 3MB. 24MB is what you'd see in a smaller DS game. Or the largest GBA games, like Chain of Memories, but those are rare.

 

[TeenAngel101]

@Dark649

There's also a commercial that is unintentionally funny when you watch it from 0:08 to 0:10

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1BAtWbPFw

 

[Sir_Ovens]

I'm only here because Knack was in the tags. And to that I say:

How dare thee

Knack was a masterpiece of our time

KNACK 2 BAYYYBEEEEE

 

[BattleReviews]

i would be saying Real World: The Game,

but i got something worse as a game,

Super Mario Bros.

you heard that right, and despite being having a number of sales, the main problem is the classic scrolling, when you want to go back just for that pipe since you wanted a fire flower, your blocked, and even the slightiest walk forward will make you miss the requirement for a speed run, not cool nintendo, not cool,

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Fossil Fighters frontier, for having a twelve year old police officer for dinosaurs have a drag racing alter ego named Big Mama