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What are you gonna do about this?
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What if….. a ripped ass kangaroo came to your house to run your pockets and steal your girl?
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What are you gonna do about this?
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I thought this was going to be a vs match but ended up being the most random thing ever 
To answer the question, I'd chase after it with a knife and go Michael Myers on it.
To answer the question, I'd chase after it with a knife and go Michael Myers on it.
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I box the **** out of the kangaroo then clap some cheeks
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What girl?
I ain't interested in romance.
Not to mention, I sleep on a different floor than the entrances to my house, & you said it came TO my house, not INTO my house. I probably don't even notice this kangaroo prowling around outside, looking for some girl who doesn't exist.
I guess when I finally do notice it, I call animal control, & grab a metal rod or such & a frying pan, so that I have a bludgeoning weapon & a pseudo-shield, that I can also clang together, in case making noise scares kangaroos.
(I'd look it up, but it feels kinda like cheating to use knowledge I don't yet have when the thread starts, if I myself am a partcipant.)
I ain't interested in romance.
Not to mention, I sleep on a different floor than the entrances to my house, & you said it came TO my house, not INTO my house. I probably don't even notice this kangaroo prowling around outside, looking for some girl who doesn't exist.
I guess when I finally do notice it, I call animal control, & grab a metal rod or such & a frying pan, so that I have a bludgeoning weapon & a pseudo-shield, that I can also clang together, in case making noise scares kangaroos.
(I'd look it up, but it feels kinda like cheating to use knowledge I don't yet have when the thread starts, if I myself am a partcipant.)
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Bold of you to assume I have a girl to begin with.
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Throw the girl at it.
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