Twisted_Little_Raven
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1. In high school I skipped school one day. It was probably freshman year or sophomore. My uncle is pretty scary so I decided I'll just let him think I left but I never did. I had to go to the bathroom super bad so Pee'd on the floor, got it up best I could, then let my dog loose inside house to lie n say dog did it.
2. I cheated on every boyfriend consecutively for ten years
3. Dumped a guy on his birthday (tbf I didn't know it was his bday)
4. This guy that was staying over at our house was sleeping on the floor. He had some food I guess near him. It must of been some type of sausage in a can with water in it. For some reason it was open (you know we have a dog) so I caught my dog drinking the water out his food and I never told em about it. (Hope you didn't eat that lmao)
5. Apparently I sleep talk in my dreams occasionally. My uncle's friend told me about it one day. He said "I ain't gunna tell you what you said, but you know you talk in your sleep right?" Considering the type of things I think about I was very scared to question him about this. I have an idea, though.
6. I've stolen over 10 boyfriends/husbands
7. In a game of truth or dare I licked a toilet bowl
8. A vsb member sent me over 1000$
9. My Internet history
10. My cat ate out my cereal bowl and I still ate it (I'm not wasting cereal idgaf)
To be honest. Majority of this was just me looking for random things because the only secret here is that first one. The rest are true it's just kinda tame because my real secrets aren't appropriate and some of them even God wouldn't be able to get me to admit em.
2. I cheated on every boyfriend consecutively for ten years
3. Dumped a guy on his birthday (tbf I didn't know it was his bday)
4. This guy that was staying over at our house was sleeping on the floor. He had some food I guess near him. It must of been some type of sausage in a can with water in it. For some reason it was open (you know we have a dog) so I caught my dog drinking the water out his food and I never told em about it. (Hope you didn't eat that lmao)
5. Apparently I sleep talk in my dreams occasionally. My uncle's friend told me about it one day. He said "I ain't gunna tell you what you said, but you know you talk in your sleep right?" Considering the type of things I think about I was very scared to question him about this. I have an idea, though.
6. I've stolen over 10 boyfriends/husbands
7. In a game of truth or dare I licked a toilet bowl
8. A vsb member sent me over 1000$
9. My Internet history
10. My cat ate out my cereal bowl and I still ate it (I'm not wasting cereal idgaf)
To be honest. Majority of this was just me looking for random things because the only secret here is that first one. The rest are true it's just kinda tame because my real secrets aren't appropriate and some of them even God wouldn't be able to get me to admit em.
